The Angry Birds Movie Page #3

- Here we go.

And he's king, to let you know,

he's not mean.

Put your wings together for

Leonard!

Oh.

Thank you very much.

Please hold your applause.

Greetings from my world,

the world of the pigs.

What's a pig?

I am a pig!

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

Oh, where're we going?

Wrong way.

Oopsie.

Not working.

We practiced this a hundred times.

- Oh, man.

- Give it to me.

- Oh.

- We're gonna come in again.

I'm so sorry.

My name is Leonard,

but my friends call me Chuckles.

- Oh, ho ho ho! Very generous.

- Yeah.

- Thank y...

- Oh.

- We mean no harm.

- Aw. Ow.

We saw your island across the sea

and we thought,

"I wonder what they're up to?"

But, there's no other place

besides here.

Yes, there is.

And we are from there.

We call it, Piggy Island.

Oh my gosh.

P-I-GG-Y Island.

Who else is out there?

My first officer, Ross and I

have sailed everywhere.

One brave soul against the sea,

and Ross.

Ah, excuse me.

Have you come to smash

all of our houses or just mine?

- Oh, man.

- Ho ho. Somebody want a gift basket.

Please. Please.

Don't be afraid.

My partner and I request

the honor of your friendship.

- Ross, show them how'd we do it.

- Oh?

Don't worry, he's always shy.

- Well, I'll say now.

- Hi! Uhh!

Hi, friends.

Oh, not a hugger.

Welcome to Bird Island.

Welcome to our new friends,

the Pigs.

- Let us have a celebration!

- Put it there!

- Welcome

- Oh.

What?

Sorry.

And a hoof to a wing.

We would like to honor the pig's

with a special performance.

Oh, watch out.

Shaking my bacon.

They don't have feathers?

You know, they're just walking around

naked just presenting themselves.

I'm looking at all

their business here.

That part about them,

I really admire.

Now we would like to welcome

our special guest, the PIGS!

- Yay.

- Alright.

Thank you for your kindness

and hospitality.

- Our king sends his warmest regards.

- King?

You have shared with us the wonders

of your quaint simple little island.

Drop the banner, Ross!

Ah!

Whoa!

Now, we would love to humbly share

some of the wonders of our world.

Ha! Yeah.

Humble my bird butt.

Language.

100 years from now,

everyone will ask,

"How do the friendship between

the pigs and the birds start?"

Who cares!

- Oh no.

- Hey.

Well, let them say us,

"We lite up the night!"

Holy moley!

Yeah!

Woo-hoo!

Hey, look. They destroyed more of

the stuff we worked hard to build.

But, there's more!

- More?

Has gravity gone haywire?

No! Even better, your friends,

the pigs, proudly give you...

- The trampoline!

- Oh.

Those are my assistance.

- Oinky and John Ham!

- Hello.

Hey, hold on a second. I thought there's

only suppose to be 2 of these guys.

What goes?

Look at those jiggly pigglies!

But, that's not all, throwing things

just got a whole lot easier.

Say hello to...

- "The Slingshot!"

- Ta-da!

- I can't see.

- This is crazy.

Wow!

- Tired of carrying things from place to place?

- Yeah!

Wish you could just get it there?

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

Well, now you can!

- Waiters, do me a favor.

- Huh!

- Take the rest of the night off.

- Okay.

Hey, if you got the night off

why don't you fix my house.

Yeah.

It's the same guy.

Well, the slingshot does it all

in 3 easy steps.

Ready.

Aim!

- Fire!

- I got it.

- Follow them fish!

- Me! Me! I want fruit!

Guys. It's the same fruit sitting

on the plates in front of you.

And now, for our

last gift to you.

Shut up and fix my house!

We don't know him.

I'm going to ask for a volunteer

from the audience.

- Me!

- Me!

Who should I pick?

- Who, who, who.

- Pick me, Mr. Pig.

How about the red guy,

with the enormous eyebrows?

- Aw.

- Ha ha ha ha.

- Me?

- Mm-hm.

Oh. No, no, no, no.

Yes, you sir. Come on

up here it's your lucky day.

Are you sure you don't

want to choose

one of the 100s of birds

that had their wings up?

- Get him up here!

- Come on, Red. Have some fun!

- Go!

- Go!

Oh, he's shy.

You hear that?

They're cheering for you!

Uh.

You got to be kidding me.

Red guy with the eyebrows!

I would have sat closer

had I known.

that I was going to be

part of the show.

- Okay. Now what?

- Come on, give him a hand.

Right this way, come on.

Relax, deep breathe.

Ready!

Who? Me?

Yeah. No. I'm ready.

- Aim!

- Aim at what?

Everybody on this one.

- Fire!

- Fire!

Who says birds don't fly

This seems really unnatural!

- Huh!

- Aw. I hope he's okay.

Ow.

Hey, don't worry.

I'm fine.

Thanks for the lift!

I wished they would have

done that 10 minutes ago.

Huh.

You know you want to

search their boat.

What?

No, I don't.

Yeah, you're right, I do.

Bomb's on his way.

Mm. Mmm.

Come on.

Let's go!

And remember, keep it quiet.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa!

This is an impressive ship.

Shh. No. Inside voice.

Inside voice. Come on.

Sorry.

Piggy fitness.

- Mm?

- Nmm?

Mm-hm.

FIFTY SHADES:

OF GREEN:

Very strange.

- Huh?

- Aw!

Who are these weirdos?

Huh?

What are you doing,

we're trying to sneak around.

We didn't rent this place out.

Wow, you can rent this place?

- Hm.

- Give me that!

- Huh!

- Huh!

Hey, guys!

Looks like there's some more

stuff down here.

We were hiding.

When I say "Hey."

You say "Ho."

- Hey!

- Ho!

- Hey!

- Ho!

- Hey!

- Ho!

There's more of them!

- Hey!

- Ho...!

That's right.

I'm back, uh-huh.

Enjoying the party, everyone?

Because while you were living it up,

I snuck up onto their boat.

- What!

- What did he say?

And look at what I found.

There's more of them!

Than we thought.

Which is uh... mysterious and weird.

Am I right?

Ho ho ho ho.

Ho ho.

Hi.

- How're you doing?

- Oh.

You remember. He said there

were only 2 pigs on board,

- but he was obviously lying.

- Hmm.

Oh, and there's strange

devices on their boat!

So clearly there's... you know,

some messed up stuff going on here.

How messed up?

I don't know

What's specifically?

I don't know either.

Any questions?

You snuck onto their boat?

You know.

I don't need a award.

If you guys are trying to think of

what honor to bestow upon me

- Don't need it.

- Boo!

Yeah, boo them.

- Boo.

- Boo.

- You're booing them or me?

- You.

Oh, it's me.

Perhaps, I can explain.

You see, my cousins

are simple folk.

Watch.

A, B, C...

Nothing.

See, nothing.

I didn't want to risk their lives

until I found out that the...

the new world was safe.

We were gonna put on

a cowboy show for you.

Let her go, boys!

Yee-haw!

- Ha ha, yeah!

- Yoo!

Shhh.

. . ..

- That was Pigleand.

- Oh.

But perhaps,

it wasn't meant to be.

Oh.

I believe that birds and pigs

are meant to be friends.

But if we crossed boundaries

that were not meant to be crossed...

- Oh.

- Oh.

Mr. Red,

you shamed not only yourself,

but our entire community.

Oh, I think you messed up there.

You said shamed when

you meant saved, right?

I sent you to treatment

to deal with your problems.

Clearly, more treatment is required.

- No!

- No!

Do not trouble

our honored guests again!

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