The Angry Birds Movie Page #4

My friends, we would love

to see your cowboy show.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Come on, everybody!

Put your hands together!

- Woo-Hoo!

- Yeah!

Whatever.

Don't listen to me.

Body train coming through.

Choo-choo.

Ah! I can't see.

I can't see.

Whoa!

- This is fun!

- Piggyback rides?

Yee-haw!

Let's move it there.

Oh boy.

Group picture.

Group picture.

Everybody say cheese.

-Cheese...

- Cheese.

- ... omelet.

- Cheese omelet.

Woo.

Spoiler alert.

- Hello.

- Jump!

- I am famish... Whoa.

- It's chow time!

Yuck.

Hanging tough through thick and thin.

Yeah!

Ow!

What?

What the heck?

Who invited you to move in?

Hey! Whoa!

That's my toothbrush.

Get it out!

- Woo!

- Yee-haw!

Huh?

Alright, class.

Thought for the day.

"Water is the softest thing,

yet it can penetrate

mountains and earth.

Here's my thought of the day,

"When are we done?"

Aw.

Red.

What the caterpillar calls the end,

the world calls a butterfly.

Can I just say, I never understand

a single thing you are talking about.

Wow, that's very life like.

Ah...!

Ha ha!

- Woo. Ho ho ho.

- So deep.

And Terence, let's see your...

Oh, my goodness.

I did not know

you felt that way.

Uh.

Class dismiss.

And now, we've come

to the prestigious Palm Cistern.

Where birds of all feathers

flock together

for the 8 kinds of

fruit and nut trees.

Suck those bellies in.

Instaham!

Hmm.

Is that what I think it is?

That's an egg.

That's how our children are born.

You guys don't lay eggs?

Aye.

Wished we did.

Enchant.

You look delicious, my dear.

That's us.

Hey! Hello!

Excuse me. Buddy?

Those are fragile.

Maybe you shouldn't pick them up, alright?

Not yours.

Oh.

My friend from the banquet.

Now that's a very good painting.

Very good.

Oh.

Yeah uh.

The assignment was, "Paint your pain."

So I... painted your pain.

It's actually the first

in a series.

- Here you go.

- Uh-huh.

- This one is nice.

- Oh.

I call this one, "Ketosis."

And, oh, I call this one,

"Bye bye."

Wonderful likeness.

I thought you said you stored

your nuts for winter

- Ha ha ha...

- Burn.

Alright, what's going on here?

Are you explorers

or are you staying?

Because if you are explorers, then

why are there more of you coming, huh?

Hi there, everybody!

Not my house again.

Tha-That's my home.

And you know what?

If you are staying,

why don't you just say so?

And why did you leave your home?

How do we know you're not

fugitives of the law?

You are making our guests

feel unwelcome.

And you're not asking

basic questions!

Maybe I wasn't clear enough.

Your opinion is not needed!

Why do we have to agree?

Why does it matter that

we're not the same?

Anger, is not always the answer!

Continue the tour.

Umm.

Surfs up, you guys.

- So, get ready to hang loose.

- That went well, if you're me.

Ha ha ha...

Dummy.

We could really use you

right about now.

Wait.

Actually...

Hey, Chuck.

It's Red, zip on down here.

Oh. Hey, Chuck's mom,

can your son come out to play?

All of this, does not

just happen on it's own.

BOMB'S

SHELTER:

Oh, hey.

Just taking a shower.

- Bomb, buddy, TMI.

- Ah ha ha!

Now, I'm telling you.

Something isn't kosher with these pigs.

And it's up to us

to figure it out.

Figure what out exactly?

I don't know.

Maybe they are just being innovative.

- Go ahead.

- All aboard.

It does seem a little odd though.

- Weee!

- Nailed it.

Flawless.

Come on. Does none of this

seem wrong to you guys?

I'll tell you this, if anyone knows

what these pigs are up to,

- Hey!

- it's Mighty Eagle.

MIGHTY EAGLE!

Oh yeah.

Take that, tree.

Eat my foot.

Tasty.

Yum yum yum.

Whoa.

MIGHTY EAGLE!

Peek-a-boo.

Hello, Bird Island!

Mighty Eagle xo

- Heh heh, you're welcome.

- Does Mighty Eagle still live?

- Did he ever lived.

And if he did live,

where would he live?

By the Lake of Wisdom

in the ancient tree.

It's a fairy tale.

I've run all over this island,

where could that possibly be?

Way up high.

It's a long up that mountain,

and if I'm being honestly...

Well. I mean, you know,

I can kind of use your help.

What's that?

What are you trying to say?

Nothing. I was just saying that I can

you know, I can use your help.

Oh. I'm sorry, I couldn't quite

hear you over your ego.

Could you enunciate

that last word a little bit.

I need your help!

Oh.

Why didn't you say so?

- Bomb?

- Let's... do it!

Oh gosh.

If there is a Mighty Eagle,

well, how come we don't

ever hear his battle cry?

- I don't know.

- Maybe we have.

What would a Mighty Eagle

battle cry sound like?

You know what?

I think I got an idea.

Maybe it's something like...

No!

That's more like...

That's theoretically what

it's more like, scientifically.

Oh, I got one.

Not bad.

It's a good impression.

But, in my head, I'm kind of

imagining something more like a...

That sounds about right.

No. I'm thinking it maybe

it's a little bit more subtle.

Like a little bit,

just more majestic like...

- I'm cAlling for yOu!

- I'm coming foR You so OpeN your door!

Stop making Mighty Eagle noises!

It's like running a nursery.

Absolute childcare.

Someone has anger issues.

This uh.

This is the wrong mountain.

My calves are killing me.

Aw!

- Oh, wow.

- Whoa.

That is simply unreal.

The Lake of Wisdom.

What are you guys waiting for?

Guys, hurry up!

This is what Mama talked about.

Wow.

Ah. Be honest.

Do I sound any wiser?

Oh, way wiser.

You were kind of dumb before,

I can say that now.

That water is no joke.

I can literally taste the

intelligence and wisdom...

- ... circulating through my body now.

- Hey, guys. Nobody's here.

I mean, nobody's used

this place in years.

What are you doing?

Get out of there!

Aww.

Don't spit in his mouth!

No, don't spit it back!

Uh, don't swallow it.

Ew.

Ack.

Whoa!

Get out. Let's go.

Come on.

Shh, shh, Bomb.

Take your time, will you.

Red.

I found the meaning of life.

- It's...

- Shut your worm hole!

Oh, wow, it's him.

Oh man.

No, no, no.

Ack!

Horrible turn of events, horrible.

Well.

Not so much the Lake of Wisdom,

it's more like the Lake of Wizz.

Did you just come here

to look at me?

Or did you have

something to say?

- I think he saw us.

- Oh, you think so?

You have passed the first test!

You have found me.

- Whoa!

- Look out. Whoa!

Behold.

Gaze upon.

Mighty Eagle!

I see all and know all.

- What are your names?

- If you know all,

why don't you know where we are?

Ow!

I know very well

who you are.

You are lost souls, who have

come here, seeking wisdom.

- Whoa!

- Can we have some?

Wisdom is not something

that is given.

It is something that is...

attain.

Okay.

Goodbye.

No no no...

Will I help you attain wisdom?

- Whoa! Ha ha!

- Yes!

That, I will do.

Right. So, the reason we've climbed

the mountain is that we want to know...

- Prepare!

- Okay.

... to have your minds Blown.

Aw!

Son of a...

This guy is good.

Welcome, to the Hall of Heroism.

Wow.

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