The Angry Birds Movie Page #5

It's really amazing to meet you.

You know, I actually

have your poster up uh...

You might want to shield your eyes

from the sprinkle of those trophies.

How many?

I have no idea.

Countless, I'm sure.

Wow. This is way nicer than

my Hall of Wimpiness.

Bring it home, mamacita.

Get out of town.

Ha ha ha ha!

What the?

Those are some

old school moves there.

Yeah.

What?

...

Wow.

YES!

Yeah.

So, he's kind of a wackadoodle.

That, you know,

it doesn't mean he's not wise.

Hey. Are you tired of filling

your balloons with heavy old air?

Finally, there's a better way.

- Helium.

- Helium.

It's a gas.

Aw.

Don't worry about your balloon.

It will just land in the ocean.

The fish love it.

It's good for their tummy.

Free party.

Free party.

It's going to be the

piggiest party of the year.

Party!

Get a bird sitter.

Let's go, piggies.

Well now, that,

is some fine handy work.

- Hey, judge, you're under arrest.

- What?

For looking too good.

Hello.

What about me?

Do I get a plus one?

Oh! Thank you.

Let me see.

Let me see.

Ah-choo!

Oh, that was a wet one.

- Ooo.

- Ooo.

- Ahh!

- Ahh!

Almost there.

Don't rush me.

- Oop. Slow down there.

- Deep breath. Deep breath.

And we're back.

And now...

Who's ready for trust falls?

- I got you.

- No no no no no.

Mighty Mighty Eagle soaring free.

Defender of our homes and liberty.

Bravery, humility, and honesty.

You must have grown up

singing this song in school.

Uhh.

Yeah.

- Yes, we did.

- Um. Right. Yeah.

Mighty, Mighty Eagle, rescue me.

Now you do the second verse.

- Uh. I.. I...

- Come on.

- Me?

- Yes.

Do it.

- Mighty, Mighty Eagle flap your wings.

- Oh yeah!

And fill up your big cave

with all your fancy things.

That's it.

- Politeness, Good sportsmanship.

- That's no me.

- and the long attention span.

- What?

Mighty, Mighty Eagle, yeah.

Take it away, Charles.

Oh great heroic Mighty Eagle.

With finer plumage

- ... than a sea gull.

- Oh, sing it.

Uh.

Ambidexterity, pottery,

- ... and bankruptcy

- Ouch.

Mighty, Mighty Eagle...

Harmonize. Harmonize.

- Rescue me.

- Rescue me.

Wow.

You know it better than me.

So, anyway, the other day,

these pigs showed up out of nowhere.

And, it caused me

a great deal of suspicion.

And he's walking

out of the room.

Unbelie...

I don't get this.

This guy sits here on

his butt, all alone.

clearly doesn't leave the house.

He talk's a good game, but, he

doesn't care about anyone but himself.

Sounds a lot like you.

Oh good.

Thank you for your opinion, Chuck.

Well, hello.

- Hello. Mighty Eagle.

- What?

- What are you doing?

- Uh.

- I am bird watching.

- What?

- Ah.

- Take a peek.

- Oh you're disgusting

- Oh yeah.

Look.

Are you gonna help us or not?

- I am helping you!

- No. This is you helping.

Looking through binoculars.

Spying on old ladies.

Whoa, whoa.

What is that?

Wait.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Oh my.

Huh!

I was right.

I was right.

I knew it!

Bomb, Chuck, hurry up!

Get out here!

Oh oh.

Mighty Eagle, hey.

Fly us down there, now.

- No.

- I'm sorry. What?

I don't do that anymore.

I'm retired.

Mostly just tired.

Go handle it yourself.

This is everything

I've prepared you for.

What?

Prepared us for?

Hold on.

Did I missed something?

Let me just go through

my notes really quick. Let's see.

Crazy stuff, bragging,

crazy stuff, karaoke.

No. See, I don't see

anything useful here.

The whole world,

everyone we know, is in danger.

Yes, it is.

- So, off you go.

- Hey. You know what?

I used to believe in you.

When I was a kid, I believed

nothing really bad could ever happen

because you were here.

And now I see the fate of

the world hangs on idiots like me.

And that, sir,

is sort of terrifying.

It's time for you to go.

You know, it's really upsetting to me

that you're the only bird that can fly.

And you're too afraid to do it.

- Huh!

- Huh?

Hey, guys. Come on, let's go.

We're done here. He's no hero.

So, uh, I'm having

a party next Tuesday.

Could you just

do a little pop in?

Come on, run faster!

- Whoa!

- Ah!

- Ow. Ow. Ow.

- Whoa!

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Let's go!

- Woo!

- Yeah!

- Woo.

- Woo.

I love this song.

I sentence you all

to 4 hours of hard partying.

Watch out below!

- Huh?

- Huh?

- Huh! They're taking the eggs!

- Follow them.

Gangway!

Oh man.

Right on time. Excellent.

Ah ha ha... !

Chuck, go shut

that party down, now!

Ee. But I only know

how to get party started.

- Go!

- On it.

- Bomb, we got to stop them.

- Yeah!

Got to get more speeeeed!

Ah!

Whoa!

It's Chuck time!

Get to the ship!

Eggs.

Can everybody please stop partying?

There are eggs being stolen!

Matilda, we need your help.

- The pigs are stealing our eggs!

- What?

- I'm airborne!

- We have to get back to the village!

Whoa!

Stop dancing and start running!

Huh!

Hors d'oeuvres, my weakness.

Come on, let's wrap it up.

- We got to get the eggs off the ship!

- Yeah, let's go!

- Is everyone on board?

- Let's go. Let's go!

Use the trampolines!

Can you get up there?

We got an intruder!

What the heck are they doing?

Untie the ropes.

Drop the eggs in the water.

Get rid of them.

Get him off of there.

It's too strong,

I can't break it.

Huh!

Bomb, blow off the chain.

Knock them down!

Come on, Bomb.

You can do this.

Come on, Bomb.

You got this.

- Blow up.

- You got to get me mad.

Okay. Well then,

what makes you mad?

Try insulting me

on a personal level.

Oh, oh, uh.

Your poetry stinks!

You're just a bad poet.

And you know it!

Oh. I know.

I know!

Hey.

Who wants a birdie bath?

Oh. I'm sorry, Red.

I couldn't do it.

Don't give up.

This isn't over!

Thanks for your hospitality.

- Ha ha ha... !

- Yeah.

Set sail for Piggy Island!

- Huh!

- Huh!

WORLD MAP:

BIRD ISLAND:

Huh!

Oh no!

We'll find them

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

They're all gone.

DAYCARE:

Shh, shh.

It's okay.

Mr. Red!

What do we do now?

Wait, hold on.

You're asking me?

You knew.

You try to tell us.

But we didn't listen.

I didn't hear

Red, we need a leader.

- What do we do now?

- What do we do?

Wait a minute.

I'm not a leader.

Okay. Pigs stole our kids.

That sucks.

Made all you guys looked like idiots.

You know what we got to do?

We start replacing those kids.

Ladies, get busy!

We're going to be laying

some eggs tonight!

No. No, stop.

No no no...

We're not going to

replace those kids.

- We're gonna get them back.

- How are we going to do that?

What do you mean how?

The pigs already showed us how.

That, is where they went!

And, so that,

is where we are going!

But how do we get from here

to there?

I'm not aquatic,

in the least.

Well.

You know

We're gonna build our own boat.

- Huh?

- What are you talking about?

They stole your kids.

No. They stole our kids.

I mean, who does that?

Have you ever stolen

any one's children?

Huh?

Have you?

I mean, you look like you would.

And you know what?

I'm a little bit angry.

Correction.

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