The Angry Birds Movie Page #6

I'm really angry.

And I don't think

I'm the only one.

Come on, we're birds!

We're descendants from dinosaurs!

We're not supposed to be nice!

Right?

Uh.

Yeah, point-point made.

- Who else here is angry?

- I! -I!

- I am.

- Yeah, you are!

We're getting our kids back,

and I don't need any

- ... calm, detach, happy birds.

- No.

Not going to help us.

Don't need it.

I need some angry flocking birds.

You hear me!

Now, who's angry!

- Yeah!

- Angry!

Well, let's go!

Bring me everything that floats.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's perfect, yeah.

With every single feather

of my being,

I am not going to let any of these

eggs be taken from their parents.

Chuck, I need you to

tie those crates together.

You got it.

- Done, and done.

- Uh. A little help here?

Let's go!

Move it, everybody!

- Push with your upper body.

- Put your back into it.

I have no upper body!

Darn good for a bunch of birds.

- Whoa! Whoa!

- Yay!

Go Leonard!

When I say, "Eat the".

You say, "eggs."

- Eat the.

- Eggs!

Wow, what a reception.

Alright, snouts up!

My, it's a snout staircase.

Who thinks of that?

Welcome home,

King Mudbeard!

My father, and my father's father,

and my weird Aunt Chloe,

have all searched for the eggs.

But only I,

- King Mudbeard, have found them.

- Oh. My pom-poms.

I present to you,

the EGGS!

Say goodbye to Harvey.

- A feast!

- Huh!

I proclaim a feast!

2 nights heads.

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

- I cholesterol!

- Let's EAT.

Let's go make some omelets!

Oh. I feel a little nervous inside,

but that's normal, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think so.

Uh. Anybody else got

butterflies in the stomach?

Yeah.

Probably because you ate

too many caterpillars.

Drop your nuts

and move your butts!

Come on, let's go!

- Oh no.

- Whoa.

I wasn't expecting this.

Well.

Hold on a second.

That guy is the king?

He's got to have the eggs

with him in the castle.

- What the heck is a castle?

- And that's where we're going.

Hey, guys. Do you remember

everything you learned in my class?

- Yep.

- Nope.

- What class?

- Well, forget all of it for now.

Now it's time to let loose.

Oh good.

Because I never learn anything anyway.

Oh, me neither.

I actually just came to socialize.

I came for the snacks.

You don't happen to have

any of it now, do you?

Deep breath. Deep breath.

DEEP BREATH.

How are we going to

get over those walls?

Uh.

I'll tell you how.

We're gonna fly.

Remember.

The goal is the castle.

Get to the castle.

Who wants to go first?

- Over here!

- I do!

- Me. Me. Me.

- Hey. Alright, Matilda.

Always a brides-space.

Step right up.

Keep your wings, legs and beak

- inside the slingshot at all times.

- Shoot it!

Okey-doke.

Fire!

And one,

and a whoa...

Take that, porkers!

Incoming!

Boom, baby, boom!

Well, how about that? My teacher

can shoot fireballs out of her butt.

You, what's your name?

Hal?

I've seen you do something

strange before, right?

Well, let's see.

- I'm really good at...

- It doesn't matter. Launch him.

Oh, this guys looks good.

He's gonna make it.

This is incredible.

We're witnessing history right now.

No, he's coming back.

- He's coming, duck.

- Whoa whoa whoa...

Get down.

DUCK!

Whoa whoa whoa...

Uh.

Did we win?

Uh, no.

Not quite yet, buddy.

Uh, we're still tied.

Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?

- Medic!

- Alright. Who's up next!

Whoa whoa whoa...

What can you do?

Ah-choo!

- Uh... Yuck.

- Uh, need a tissue?

Calvin Swine.

Who's next?

We need flyers, not standbyers!

Let's go!

You go out there and you show them

how frightening mimes can be.

Yeah!

Oh my gosh!

We're having a feast.

We're eating the eggs.

Going to have a big feast.

Going to eat all the eggs.

Huh?

What?

- What is that?

- Whoa!

Fire!

That guy again.

HAMNESTY INTERNATIONAL

- Citizens of Pig Island.

If you spot any birds

destroying your neighbourhood,

- please capture them.

- What did he say?

There's been a change of plan.

We will eat the eggs for lunch.

Did he say eat the eggs?

Okay. I want you to curl up

into a little ball, alright?

- Make yourself aerodynamic.

- Like this?

To the left!

To the left!

- Let me at em!

- Launch!

Don't mess with Bubbles!

- Get him!

- Heat pile. Hog pile.

I TOLD YOU:

NOT TO MESS WITH ME!

Wow, that blows.

Uh, in a good way.

- To the left!

- Oh. Hold on, wait.

My left of your left?

My left is your left.

We are facing the same direction.

Right.

Good call.

Just look where the last bird went

and adjust from there.

- I got this you guys.

- Alright.

She got far,

but not far enough.

- Get her out of our town!

- Oh oh.

We have to get closer.

Judge power!

Trial by fire!

No, literally he's on fire right now.

Can somebody please help him?

Mighty Eagle!

Terence.

I got an idea.

Do you think you can pull

the slingshot back far enough

to hit that giant boulder?

Okay. Launch me right towards

the top of that thing.

Ready.

Red, I'm not going to lie to you.

I am...

... going to miss you

when you die.

Rest in peace, my friend.

Rest in peace.

Hey, guys.

Let's not get cheesy, okay?

Ready.

Fire!

This is gonna hurt.

What was that?

Huh?

- My roof!

- Oh oh.

- Did he make it?

- I hope he's okay.

- I'm in!

- Yeah. I knew he would make it.

Send everyone else!

Guards!

There's a red bird in these walls.

Bring him to me.

- Aye aye, sir.

- Roger that, boss.

Not in these walls.

In the castle!

Come on, you guys.

Here, pretty bird.

Here, pretty bird.

Transport the eggs!

NO EGGS:

IN HERE:

Launch me exactly the same way

you did for Red...!

I wasn't ready!

Uh, faster!

Chuck, is that you?

Is this the house of horrors?

I got to be honest.

You look a little... fine.

- You look fine, come on.

- Bomb's on his way.

Ouchy.

Ah! Ha!

Call in the Piggy Air Force!

What is that?

My loyal subjects.

The treacherous birds

have repaid our friendship

with an unprovoked act of aggression!

The attack will fail!

We have glass! We have wood!

We have TNT.

We tried to kill them with kindness

and now we're just gonna have to...

Well, you know.

Run!

Who's gonna go next?

Aim for that ram.

- Yes.

- Yeah!

- Terence.

- Terence.

Get them!

- No.

- What happened?

No eggs in here.

No. Nope. No. No.

Hey! Whoa.

I'm on this.

Redrum.

Uh.

Never mind.

Backup engine.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Wait. Hold on a second.

Wait, I know that rear end.

That's Bomb.

Yeah. Chuck, that's not his rear end.

That's his face, man.

- Sorry, Bomb.

- No problem.

It's a shaky week.

Thanks for getting me out.

- We want egg!

- We want egg!

He was sick.

But, then he got cured.

No eggs in... huh!

Ooo, these are clever pigs.

Okay, look. I'm gonna run up

and tackle the pig on the left.

Bomb, you can handle too.

Chuck, I don't know if you can help?

We got to figure out a way

to get into that room...

FAR FACE:

... room

Anyone have any bright ideas?

- Uh. Huh?

- You are gonna pay for that.

What just happened?

Oh, I'm sorry.

You were saying.

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