The Angry Birds Movie Page #7

And here we are?

We found them!

Oh oh.

Oh, come on

- Red!

- Guys, come on!

Quick, follow him.

Things are looking sunny side up!

Guys, I'm here.

Everything is going to be okay.

- We are gonna get you out of here.

- Hurry up, Bomb!

- Come on!

- I'm coming!

Don't lose me!

Goodness, they made a harem!

Oh boy.

- We want egg!

- We want egg!

What is he doing up there?

This is a civilize buffet.

Don't hatch now.

Do not hatch now.

Get that red skank off my eggs.

- Hey!

- Oh man

- Bomb, are you okay?

- Oh, I've been better.

I'm going to get

a running start!

- It's show time!

- Oh.

Fine.

Boil him too!

Let's pig out.

Looks like it's just

you and me, pork belly!

I'll be taking that!

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

- Hey? Oh.

- No!

- We're coming.

- Deep breath.

Ow! I'm in!

Classy joint.

- HELLO!

- Huh!

- Where is everyone?

- Mighty Eagle. Where's he going?

I can't believe

I'm about to do this.

Oh, my battle cry?

Coming in.

Coming in.

Mighty Eagle!

Oh oh.

Whoa!

Mighty-Mighty Eagle.

Might Eagle, wake up, come on.

Oh, that's bad breath.

I can sleep late, Mom.

It's not a school day.

Throw him in the pot too.

I'll have the big turkey.

- Red!

- What!

- Huh!

- Whoa! What did I miss.

- You got to fly those eggs to safety.

- I got this.

Here we go!

- Whoa. Whoooaaa.

- Yes! Yes. Yes!

My eggs!

- Don't forget Chuck and Bomb.

- Who?

- Those guys.

- Right. Right.

Got you.

You're not getting away that easy.

No!

- Save yourselves.

- Hold on, Red!

- I'm gonna save that egg.

- Red, don't be a hero.

- Red, no.

- No!

Huh?

- Get out of town, everybody.

- Whoa.

There's just so many of them,

we're outnumbered.

What?

How many?

Oh, not that many.

Just the right amount really.

No need to look back.

Just keep flying.

FASTER!

- I'll take that!

- No, you won't!

Give me that!

You just don't know

when to stop, do you?

Here's a 2 word answer,

"Uh-uh!"

Looks like your little

slingshot game ends here.

- Give me that!

- Not going to happen!

Huh!

Oh no.

Get out of my way.

- Every pig for himself.

- I quit!

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

I know what I got to do.

I got to blow up that ram.

And that would be a good plan

if you were good at blowing up.

I need to stop those planes!

Remember me, Chuck.

Remember me.

Bomb's away!

- Oh, hi there.

- Here, chicky chicky chicky.

This little piggy popped!

This little piggy exploded.

And this little piggy went

wee, wee, wee,

"I want my mother!"

Come on, Bomb,

you can you do this!

Blow up.

Blow up.

- Oh oh.

- Ah ha ha ha!

Oh no.

Think explosive thoughts.

Surprise parties!

Yoga poses!

PIG CITY AIRPLANES!

I blew up, on purpose.

You're wrecking my house.

What's wrong with you?

- You wrecked my house!

- Your house was ugly!

Well, now we're even.

Strike!

Run!

Run!

Guys, look out!

Everyone, stand back!

Terence?

Put on your seat belts, everyone.

Trust me.

Well.

This is dynamite.

Aw.

There you are.

Not by the hair on

my chinny-chin-chin!

Delicious bird eggy wiggy.

Ooo.

You can't eat eggs!

What are you going to do?

I'm a foodie.

It's over.

You're finished, eyebrows.

Ah ha ha ha...!

Anger, is not always the answer!

Well, you know what,

I guess you win.

What?

That was an awesome plan.

Mind blower.

Really?

Well, thank you.

You know, a lot of hard work

goes in my sinister plans.

It does.

No, I mean your plan was great.

But you didn't plan for THIS!

You have annoyed me

for the last time.

Yep.

Huh?

FASTER!

Whoa!

Cramp.

Cramp.

- It's them!

- Look at that.

Are you seeing

what I am seeing?

- It's Mighty Eagle.

- It's him!

Well. This guy looks

nothing like his statue.

- Honey.

- Our eggs!

- Are you okay?

- Chuck, my man.

- Did you see what I did back there?

- Yeah.

Oh.

This egg is a splitting image of you.

There, safe and sound.

- Oh!

- Huh!

- Where is he?

- Red.

Where is he?

Huh!

I think he might be dead.

Daddy!

- He's alive!

- He's alive!

Woo-hoo!

- Oh!

- What?

- Yeah!

- Oh ho ho!

I'm glad you're alive.

I thought you died

or defected to the pig's side.

- Hey, buddy, way to not be dead.

- Oh.

- It's good to see you guys.

- Come on.

- Yay!

- Yay!

- Yeah.

- Oh.

- Glad you're back!

- You did it, great job!

- You're the bird!

Sir.

Ma'am.

I think these belong to you.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, Crimson, Woody, Ash.

- Who?

- Is he talking to us?

You learn your lessons well.

Come on, bring it in.

No.

I'm not the really affectionate type.

Uh.

Okay

Does it feel like this is

crossing the line, anyone else?

- Yep.

- No.

- You're my prize pupils.

- Your prize what?

Ho ho, don't you see?

I had to make you

lose faith in me.

So you can learn to have

faith in yourself.

- That's not really how it felt.

- Tell them, Rosie.

Yeah. I don't think

that's what happened, man.

Oh look, he's blushing.

I'm not blushing,

I'm just red.

Okay, who wants an autograph?

Go get him.

Hoist it up.

Nice.

HUG TRADER:

FIRST HUG FREE:

EARLY BIRD WORMS

- Grand reopening.

EARLY BIRD WORMS

- Gets your worms now.

Well done indeed.

Wow.

Is that you right there, Red?

Aw, really?

Where?

No, they didn't have to...

Oh. Yeah.

That's funny. I don't remember

crying on my knees like that.

But, you know,

it's nice.

Look at that.

They gave Mighty Eagle all the credit.

They made him look so much

more handsome than you.

You know,

back when I was angry.

That would have

really ticked me off.

Ah, forget about that.

You know what we should do?

Let's go to the village.

- Let's do it.

- No. Actually I love to go...

... hang out with you guys.

But you know I got this thing.

And I have another thing

after that thing

- and there's all these things in a row.

- Would you look at that.

What the?

HOME TWEET HOME:

Mr. Red.

Welcome back, to the village.

Ta-da!

Mighty Mighty Red

You rescued me.

Defender of our homes and liberty.

Bravery. Humility. Angery

Mighty Mighty Red

You Rescued Me

Me...

lalalalaa laalala lalalalaa

Lalalaa

Lalalalaaaaaaaaa.

Oh my gosh.

How did you guys find

the time to pull this off?

This is why we went to

go get pedicure, isn't it?

Nope. We got pedicures

because we are worth it.

- I got gels.

- You guys are something else.

To be honest with you,

I'm going to miss the beach view.

But, so what.

It's still there.

It's just not... right there when

I wake up and look out my window.

Well, you can still look out your

window and see me and Bomb.

Right.

So you know,

pluses and minuses.

Okay, see you later.

Oh.

- Well, this just got awkward.

- That's really insensitive.

Want to go get a bite?

Forget it, let's just go home.

Guys, I'm just messing with you.

Get in here!

- Ha ha ha ha! I knew it!

- Let's be roomies.

Room mates. Boy, I can't wait

to make a chores list.

- Wait, hold on a second.

- I'll move my nest into the master bedroom.

- Bomb, you can stay in the guest half.

- No no no...

- Ah! Can we get a bunk nest?

- Oh, this is going to be perfect.

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