The Apple Dumpling Gang Page #5
- G
- Year:
- 1975
- 100 min
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get up there!
i am. i d... aah-ha!
get off! get off!
if i didn't think you'd freeze
to death come this winter,
i'd rob this bank myself
and leave you here.
comin' through.
watch it!
uh...
maybe you ought
to check and see if
the front door's
open. will you shut up?
perfect. it's a great
scheme. only when it's over,
i'm the deserted wife left
with three kids to mother...
while i watch your south
end disappearing over a hill.
but you'll be compensated
for any inconvenience, any...
i don't want their money.
it's theirs. they found it.
agreed. the only reason i
suggested it is that i knew...
that you would provide
them with a good home.
what do you get out
of this "arrangement"?
a chance to get to new
orleans before winter sets in.
that all? - well, i would appreciate
it if you'd square my debts.
i will repay you in due time.
and that's all?
- yes!
oh, now wait a minute.
uh, do you mean...
might i exercise my
husbandly prerogatives?
that's exactly what i
mean. miss clydesdale,
nothing could be
further from my mind.
this marriage would ensure a
good home for those children.
nothing more. i give
my word as a gentleman.
it's not the best
guarantee i've ever had.
well, maybe not, but it's
the best i have to offer.
so what's it gonna be, miss
clydesdale? you calling or folding?
all right, i'll
go along with it.
but it's not for you.
it's for the kids.
and the sooner you light a shuck
out of this town, the better.
it's gonna be daylight before
we even get in that bank.
boy, once we get our hands on that
gold, we're gonna be livin' like kings.
we'll be shooin' those senoritas off
like flies. never mind about that now.
just make sure this
mule of yours don't
get frisky. don't you
worry about clarice.
she'll get you up there all
right. now you wait for my signal.
all right. you gonna
use that hooty-owl
again? now i answer
with a whippoorwill.
no, no. don't you
remember nothin'?
when i give that rope a tug, then you
haul me up. that's a new one. right.
tug and haul. right.
okay. no hooty-owl. okay!
now this time, it's just gonna
be a tug and haul. you got that?
well, that's it.
come on, clarice.
come on!
hold it. stay right there.
shh! you're gonna
wake somebody up!
come over here!
uh! i'll help you.
stay right there.
whoa.
you all right? i told
you to wait for my signal!
right. shh-shh.
shh-shh.
shh-shh. yeah.
go ahead! shh-shh.
yeah. uh, come on,
clarice.come on.
come on. get up,
clarice.come on, you...
come on. get up,
clarice.come on.
you can rest on your patio when we get
to mexico.come on. gotta get up now.
come on.come on!
mr. donavan said he doesn't
want us wandering around...
somebody's coming! we're not wandering
around. we're looking for him.
maybe we should stay
home till he gets back.
he should've
been back by now.
unless he forgot.
hi.
who are you talkin' to?
oh. hey, you're the man that showed
us how to get to the mine, aren't ya?
that's right. you
kids run along now.
we're looking for mr. donavan.
well, i think
he went that way.
why are you standing
on your toes like that?
'cause i wanna stand on my
toes. now get outta here.
well, you kids go ahead
now. i'm real busy.
where's your friend?
- he'd better be in another county.
how'd you get up
there? never mind how i
got up here. you kids
should be in bed now.
get outta here.
ah! bite me, you
ungrateful fleabag you.
how'd you do that?
anyway, i got here early this morning
to draw up the certification papers...
for the nugget for
the san francisco mint,
and when i opened up the place,
when i opened up the place,
i got the shock of my life!
morning. morning.
you two couldn't
take candy away from a
baby without comin'
out on the short end.
well, it's not gonna go
so easy on ya this time.
get outta that silly
rope, and stand up.
this court is now in session, the
honorable homer mccoy presiding.
theodore ogelvie, amos tucker,
you're charged with
attempted bank robbery.
how do you plead?
guilty or not guilty?
not guilty?
- guilty!
the wrong one.
- this court sentences you...
to be hung by the neck
until dead, and i'm
fining you an extra
ten bucks for perjury.
let 'em out, leonard.
nice goin'. unh.
be down to the oak tree near boot
hill at 12:
00 sharp for your hanging.thank you, your honor.
12:
00 sharp on that.you don't thank a man for hanging
you, you leather-brained ignoramus.
and bring your own rope.
right. i'll get
it. where you goin'?
that's the only rope
we got. get outta here.
well, the hardware's
closed.come on, you dummy.
well, how you gonna hang
yourself without a rope?
you know, those dummies
are liable to show up.
well, if they do, they
deserve to be hung.
i just want to get 'em out
of this town once and for all.
sooner that gold's out of this bank and
in the san francisco mint, the better.
a lot of people are
out to get that nugget.
stillwell, we've been sittin' on
this mountain for two days now.
starin' at a bank
through a spyglass...
ain't gonna get us no richer.
you worried about
that sheriff?
any time you got one of
them down-home sheriffs,
you always got a town
full of vigilantes.
we could be walkin' into
a real hornet's nest.
we got to get
the gold sometime.
oh, we're gonna get it. i
never rode no 200 miles...
just to look at the scenery.
dang. your leg
cutting up again?
yeah, it always acts up on me
every time the weather changes.
i'll tell you one thing sure.
if i ever get in shootin' distance
of that doggone amos tucker,
he's gonna have windows
where his ears was.
uh, homer? can we,
uh, talk with you?
as barber, sheriff or
justice of the peace?
justice of the peace.
that's two bits. but i
only got half a shave!
a whole shave's four bits. now git
before i fine you for loitering.
git, git, git, git.
all right, all right.
i'll see you next tuesday.
dusty, you a willin'
party to this union?
just wanna make sure they get
a square deal and a good home.
i never teamed two
more unlikely prospects.
you go together like
ice cream and whiskey,
but i guess you'd be man and
wife, same as regular people,
and nobody could
say different.
now you kids just make
yourselves comfortable.
did you want it complete
with the trimmings...
love, honor and
cherish and all that?
kind of like to hear
it anyway. well, fine.
uh, well, let's just
get it over with.
you got a ring? no.
more legal with a ring.
you hold this till i tell ya.
was you gonna
keep your hats on?
you take her, donavan?
yes!
do you take him, dusty?
i do.
uh, the ring. give
it to mr. donavan.
powers invested in me, the state
of california, county of tulare,
i pronounce you hitched.
it ain't necessary for you
to kiss if you don't want to,
but you ought to at
least shake on it.
well, that's it. i generally
get two dollars about this point.
pay you back.
ah. since you two don't seem
to have no immediate plans,
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