The Ballad of Jack and Rose Page #2
give or take, at one time.
Engineers, farmers, carpenters,
a couple of scientists...
We were trying to...
Well, it wasn't what you see in the movies.
We weren't painting ourselves
orange and shaking tambourines
and whatever else
they got up to then.
We were trying to...
rebuild society on a small scale.
We were trying to figure out a way people
could live without destroying the planet,
with virtually no waste
I'll take that.
It was an experiment.
It looks like it didn't go too well.
- No, we learnt some stuff.
- Watch it.
- This is it.
- Oh, Jack...
Just put all your stuff down there for now.
Bring the rest in later on.
Where do you really live?
In my aunt's basement.
How long are you
going to stay here?
Not very long, personally,
but I have a feeling that my mother will
be embedded here for quite some time.
You get a lot of postcards.
My mother used to send them.
- Uh-huh.
- She left when I was five.
- Oh, dear.
- Rose?
Would you like to help me set the table? I'm
just going to make some cheese sandwiches.
- No, no... - Oh, that's cooked
food for the chickens
and that's raw food for the compost and
the big one... metal and plastic, paper.
- You'll get the hang of it.
- Yeah. OK.
Any questions about
the house, ask Rose.
One of you can sleep in
here for the time being,
and the other one's on the couch until
we get one of the outbuildings fixed up.
- That's fine.
- Is that all right with you?
- Mm-hm.
- It's so quiet in here.
It's like the inside of a can.
Hey, where's the TV?
No TV.
Are you working at
the moment, Rodney?
I've been studying to be
a women's hairdresser.
What brought you to that?
Erm...
I always wanted to be a barber,
but men don't get enough
pleasure out of their hair.
Did you do er...?
Kathleen.
- Yeah. Her hair?
- No, I didn't do Kathy's hair.
herself as being 16 years old.
- Oh, Rodney!
- I'm sure if I cut her hair off,
she would have a
breakdown of some kind.
How do you make your money?
I inherited the family business
when my father died, so I sold it.
- Oh. So you're loaded? - I don't think
you need to worry about that.
- Mom said you were an engineer.
- That's what I studied.
- Er... alternative energy.
- You got your degree in England?
Scotland, but I've been
an American since 1972.
Naturalised citizen,
God help me.
Why did you do it, then?
Because I fell in love with this country,
or... what I thought it was going to become.
You've got one more year
of school left, is that right?
- Yeah, I guess so. - I was expelled
in the last year of high school.
Why?
For defecating in the thirteenth
hole of the school golf course.
- Your school had a golf course?
- He's doing real well in school.
- Is that for me?
- Yeah, sweetie. It's a cheese sandwich.
I haven't seen one
like that since 1953.
- I'll be right back.
- OK.
Sorry.
Rose...
Don't make me bloody
well chase after you!
They're not guests.
They're moving in!
They're guests, until we see.
Just see how it works out.
- They brought everything!
- Everything?
They brought their lamps!
I've got to admit,
those lamps were shocking.
Look, it's just an
experiment, Rosie.
Let's just try it for a while
to see how it works out.
God forbid, you might even
end up wanting them to stay!
- You tricked me!
- It was a spur-of-the-moment decision.
She's so regular.
Kathleen, her name is,
by the way.
That's the whole point.
She'll take care of things.
- I took care of things!
- We took care of things. Now I'm sick.
How long have you
been lying to me?
How could you
not have told me?
I didn't think you'd understand.
I don't.
Hey, little freak.
No.
I know these kind of woods.
You got copperheads in there,
don't you?
There's a few that live under
a dead tree in the woods.
Show me where the tree is.
I used to trap snakes for this evangelist.
- What did he do with them?
- Put on a show.
Said he had the power of God
cos he didn't get bitten.
Did he have the power of God?
He died of a snakebite.
There.
So does your dad know
about this place?
Maybe.
Does he know
everything about you?
Wild thing.
I'll give you a bedtime story
you won't forget.
- What are you doing?
- I want you to do it to me.
- Huh! Oh, my God.
- I never did it before.
Not even partly.
And erm... what made you select
tonight for your initiation?
Cos I have to do it right away.
Er, my brother is out
at the moment...
probably doing something
along these lines,
so if you want to take a seat in his
room I'm sure he'll be happy to oblige.
I don't like him.
That's funny.
I don't like him, either.
Look, it's not funny.
OK?
This is tragic.
It's...
It's not exactly tragic.
It's er... it's ridiculous.
OK?
No.
OK, no, look.
Look, wait.
I wasn't aware that,
on top of being trapped in retro world
due to my mother's saviour complex,
I myself was to become
a sort of sex toy...
...for my angelic,
possibly disturbed,
certainly odd new sister.
OK?
Let's...
Let's not forget that part.
Huh!
Who are you people?
- But I like you.
- Christ...
Just...
Just...
I'm just er...
I'm not ready to unpeel my nylon
at this particular point in time.
Not for anybody.
It's nothing personal.
Hey...
I got an idea.
It's...
It's kind of a compromise.
Do you mind if it's radical?
I put a spell on you
Cos you're mine
You'd better stop
the things you do
I ain't lyin.
No I ain't lyin.
You know I can't stand it
Your running around
You know better, Daddy
I can't stand it cos
you put me down
Yeah, yeah
I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
You're mine
Oh, yeah
I love you, I love you
I love you
I love you anyhow
And I don't care if
you don't want me
I'm yours right now
Jesus Christ!
Come on.
Oh, God...
Are you out of your
f***ing mind?
Rodney did it for me.
I was referring to
the loaded gun.
You're a bloody little hooligan.
What are you doing?
Look what he did to you.
Do you love me?
Is she all right?
Good night, my little dove.
What was Rose's mother like?
What was your wife like?
Just about the opposite of you.
- What does that mean?
- Well, you know. You.
Imagine the opposite of you.
Thin hair, dark eyes, big tits?
- Go a little deeper.
- Rich?
She was inscrutable,
dreamy, capricious,
deceitful and totally selfish.
Oh.
So it was a compliment.
Everything from me to you is a compliment,
no matter what it sounds like.
- That's a mean game.
- Come here and I'll show you a mean game.
- Has Rose ever talked to a psychologist?
- Like your son, maybe?
The psychology of hair?
Jesus!
No, I'm just...
I'm wondering.
- Is she still in school?
- I took her out when she was 11.
How could you not
send her to school?
Don't believe in factory farming.
I teach her here.
Well, Rose is the
way you made her.
What are you getting at,
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