The Ballad of Jack and Rose Page #4
make themselves up as they go.
I made up my name
when I ran away.
- You did?
- Yeah, it just came to me. I was, like...
I was standing outside of my mom's
house and it was snowing
and I just saw this little bush
with these hard,
shiny red berries on it
just growing out of the snow,
you know?
Next time someone asked me what
my name was, I just sort of said
- "Red Berry" and it just kind of stuck.
- Why did you run away?
The important thing is,
you have to forgive everybody.
I forgave everybody after I left,
even my mom and my brother.
Oh, my goodness!
That's perfect.
We have a genuine and authentic, I'm sure,
wedding-and-engagement-ring set.
And I think you
shall have them.
Thank you.
Red Berry, you don't seem
the marrying type. Sorry.
What? I'm definitely
going to get married...
...to a big, fat man
with a tiny wiener
I can barely find.
- Not you, Rodney.
- Oh, thank God.
He has to be really old,
though, you know?
So do you think that Kathleen
- She wants to.
- Yeah.
Yeah, Mom is a sucker
for a sick man.
My father was a diabetic.
What was Thaddius's father like?
He's er...
He was just an idiot.
I got a bee sting.
Hey, Rosie.
I didn't squash him.
I was just out by the compost.
Rodney,
come here for a second.
Let's have a look.
Hold still.
The only person you're
hurting is yourself.
I have a feeling I'll be living off
guilt-burgers for a couple of weeks.
- They're quite thinning. - All I want is
to help you get down to a normal size.
Ow! Sh*t!
Easy.
Bloody fuss.
Why am I always the monster? Huh?
Will you please tell me that?
- It's a question only you can answer.
- Oh, OK!
I give up.
Just eat, eat.
Be disgusting.
I'm signing off!
What was that?
Which God are you praying to?
- Where have you been?
- Up in the dome.
What were you hiding
in there for?
Nothing.
Are you OK?
I'm fine.
That was quite a fit
that Kathleen had today.
Sort of... surprising aspect
to her personality.
OK.
Are you sure you're all right?
You're acting a wee bit strangely.
Tired.
Who's the lucky guy?
Well, sleep well.
If there's something bothering you,
we can just, you know, talk about it.
OK.
I'll be back, OK?
Ow.
Go ahead.
- Ow...
- Shh!
Thanks.
I'm just hoping that's
your idea of a joke.
New chapter.
What's that?
You've been ruined by
that f***ing scumbag!
- Jack! Jack!
- What?
Oh, my God!
I'll deal with this later on.
Oh, God!
Jack!
- What?
- Oh, my God!
I just saw a copperhead.
It went behind that
dresser and disappeared.
Probably wasn't a copperhead.
Don't get hysterical.
I know a f***ing copperhead
when I see one!
- Oh, sh*t. Oh, God!
- Right, everybody out of the room.
Did I invite you to stay?
Oh, God...
Who were you planning on killing?
F***...
What are you hanging around
the door for, f*ggot?
- Hi!
- Hi.
- I'm Marty Rance.
- Oh, hi. I'm Kathleen.
- I'm looking for Jack Slavin.
- Oh, he's in the house.
There's a snake in there.
Copperhead.
That's why I'm...
Er...
Well, thanks.
Hello.
I'm Marty Rance.
I'm developing that land over
on the other side of the field.
I'm just... making the rounds with
the neighbours, trying to get acquainted.
Looking for Jack Slavin.
- I'm Jack Slavin.
- Jack Slavin?
Marty Rance.
Great timing, Marty.
How's your day so far?
Oh, I'm just spending
the afternoon
kinda making the acquaintance,
you know, just saying hi.
- I know that. You just said that.
- So, I did.
How are thing going
down at the site?
You know how it is when you try
to build something. You get setbacks.
Trespassers, vandalism...
It's hard to keep things tidy.
I agree with you on that one.
Trespassing and vandalism,
- I can't abide by. Never could.
- It's nice to hear you say that.
The reason you can't build
on a wetland, see, Marty,
is that all that shite that goes
into your sewer system over there
will end up running into
the island's water supply.
The grounds too soft, quite apart
from the wildlife that you're poisoning.
That may not be a
wetland any more.
How did you work that out?
I'm making an appeal.
We have excellent sewers.
- I'm sure you do.
- Yeah. Er...
You're bribing someone on
the Corps of Engineers, is that it?
I know you've got the Housing Board
in your pocket already.
You know, I really came here
to try and make peace,
to forget about anything either one of
us might have done to upset the other,
but by the same token, one of my men
gave a pretty accurate description
of a person who shot up our
work site a little while ago.
- Yeah, that was me.
- Mm! Mm-hm.
If you don't tell on me, I don't
tell on you. Is that how it works?
Here's the thing. You're slinging
up houses on a wetland, right?
I just want you to...
take down one of them.
Pick a house.
I'll leave it up to you.
- Of course, that's out of the question.
- See you, Marty,
if you don't destroy
one of those houses,
I'm going to have to kill you.
I hope you're kidding,
for your sake.
You know, I tell you,
from top to toe,
I couldn't make any improvements.
You're perfect.
You too, my friend.
I stuffed down most of the holes
in the house, so we should be all right.
I'd prefer it if you didn't smoke
near the house, please.
- Since when? - Since I f***ing told you,
you little rodent.
- You're the boss.
- That's right. I am the boss,
and you're moving out.
I don't want you sleeping
in my house any more.
You've got one more night...
for your mother's sake.
If it weren't for her,
you'd be out on your arse tonight.
I got you back.
- Got me back for what?
- For Kathleen.
Now we're even.
That's insane.
We're tripping!
- Who is?
- Thaddius and I. Isn't that perfect?
You all came.
I was hoping.
OK, let's learn a little
American history.
This is a genuine imitation acid
pad that was built in 1971.
- This is so cool!
- It was built as a meeting house.
Right.
Sorry.
See, there was an
idea that all this stuff,
all these images and sounds
you'll be hearing, with a little luck,
would break down the psyche
of the people that were tripping.
A person could smash past themselves and
become part of the other people in the room.
Am I getting this right, Jack?
I'm just here as an observer.
See, acid was just
a tiny part of it.
Jack wanted this commune
to be a pure place...
full of people who
re-invented themselves,
hardworking people who
weren't greedy or petty or selfish,
people who could actually share
property because they weren't
enslaved by the patterns they
inherited from their moms and dads.
It was going to
be total freedom.
Total freedom.
See, Jack forgot how to believe
in communal life a long time ago.
How the hell would you know
what I believed in, sweetheart?
But anyway,
seeing as we have guests,
I thought we'd have a little...
educational/nostalgic
experience.
Give up, boy!
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