The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Page #2
It tells you- I know what it is, Ma.
What are you
showing me anyway?
Come and spend
your autumn years in an Indian palace...
with the sophistication
Tucked away on the outskirts of Juipur, and
graced wiih breathtaking surroundings-
" Lofty terraces,
open courtyards,
domes, arches...
and canopied balconies
abound with opulent comfort.
Indeed, the entire buildihg
exudes historical ambience...
and transports one back in time to
the proud tradition of the Rej.
Is that good?
It is. It is.
Very good.
Thirty-six years, four months since
the day we were called to the bar,
and you've never once
talked about India.
Do you want
any of these books?
You might be needing them again.
Mrs. Megson. Sir?
I want you to have this.
Are you sure?
Oh, absolutely.
Th-There's a little crack there
just on the bottom,
but I think you know something
about that already.
I used to live there...
a long time ago.
There won't be
any golf courses.
Well, that's just as well.
I can't afford the green fees.
But a retirement home?
It's a luxury development...
where all the residents
Like the Costa Brava?
Yeah, but with more elephants.
You know
who'll be there- Indians.
Loads of them.
Reeking of curry.
And you never see one
on their own, do you?
I mean, they always-
they move in packs.
Makes it easier to rob you
blind, cut your throat.
You know what?
You can wheel yourself from here.
You're supposed to
take me to my flat.
My wife's from Mumbai.
Well, don't blame me, mate.
You married her.
My wife's from Mumbai.
Has anyone thought about what happens
when you get to the other end?
They said somebody's
going to meet us in Jaipur.
How are we going to know
you're all right?
Well, I'll call.
They do have phones there, you know.
Or you can read my blog.
Your what?
On the lnterweb.
Just log in whenever you
like and read my news.
Well, I hope the first item
will be announcing your return.
I don't suppose they'll be
paying for the journey back.
Look, before I go, I wonder, could
you say one thing that's supportive?
this in the whole of my life.
You've never done
anything at all without Dad.
I don't think you'll
be able to cope. Well,
let's just find out,
shall we?
And the connecting flight to
That's right.
I tell you. it's tough
to get upgraded nowadays.
I had to flirt so hard
with the travel agent,
it was practically
phone sex.
Oh.
Well, this is my lucky day.
Sir.
We'd like to take a look in
this bag, madam, if you don't mind.
What have you
got in here anyway?
It's just PG Tips.
And some brown sauce.
Thirty-one packets
of chocolate Hobnobs.
That's pickled onions
and, yeah, pickled eggs.
And that's just pickles.
Pickles.
- No liquids on the plane.
- What's that mean?
It means you can't take
the pickled onions...
or the pickled eggs.
The pickles fine.
Oh!
Obviously, one
has read one's Kipling,
but we view this as an opportunity
as well as making
new friends.
And a High Court judge is just the
class of guest one was hoping for.
isn't it, Douglas?
Sorry?
And, um, is this your
first time in India? Yes.
You don't look like
an experienced traveler.
Oh, I'm not.
But one has read one's guidebooks.
It should be there.
No.
Oh.
Oh. Hi.
Hello. We haven't met.
Norman Cousins.
Madge Hardcastle.
A pleasure.
Play your cards right,
and it could be.
Look. My chair. What?
Oh, yes, yes. Hang on.
May I have your attention, please?
We regret to announce cancellation
of Flight 105 to Jaipur,
owing to bad weather
at the destination..
We apologize
for any inconvenience caused
Right.
Of course it's a good idea.
Who can one trust
if not a High Court judge?
I suppose this way
we see more of the country.
If anyone asks,
say you're my mother.
I don't want people
to think we're together.
In your dreams.
Douglas, these are not words
that often pass my lips,
but you may actually
be right.
This country seems rather more
civilized than one originally thought.
Okay. Thank you.
The bus- The bus will take us
to the center of the town,
and then we can get tuk-tuks
the rest of the way.
What did he say? So it's down there.
Yeah, it's down there.
Down here. The yellow one.
That one.
But look at the bus!
There's not enough room!
First rule of India-
There's always room."
There we are.
Ah.
Sorry.
In you go. What larks, Pip!
Well, let's hope so.
Oh!
Oh!
I'm really
loving this.
Oh. Thank you.
Are you insane?
Avoid all food
not from a reputable vendor.
It'll be washed
in impure water.
It's just a sandwich.
Oh, marvelous. Then I'll have
ham, cheese and streptococcus.
Or perhaps bacteria,
lettuce and tomato.
Huh.
Would you like some of this?
I believe it's called
aloo ka paratha.
No, if I can't pronounce it,
I don't want to eat it.
JJ:
JJ:
JJ:
How long
since you've been here?
Forty years.
Oh.
That's as long
as I was married.
My husband died recently.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you think
we'll be all right?
God, don't ask me.
I'm more scared than you are.
Oh.
JJ:
No.
It's going to be
extraordinary.
What exactly is a tuk-tuk?
Oh, look! What's that? Look!
Oh!
Ah!
Is this it?
Well-
Here! Watch it!
Sorry.
Welcome to The Best
Exotic Marigold Hotel!
Oh!
There's an Indian in there.
Ah.
This will do.
Bird in room.
This is a building
of the utmost character,
which means that perhaps not everything
will function in the way you expect it to.
But, as the manager...
and chief executive supervising
officer of this Marigold Hotel,
I can tell you with great pride that the
building has stood for centuries...
and will continue to stand for many
more in 100% shipshape condition.
Please follow me, carefully
avoiding that naughty stone there.
Around this corner,
leading us most successfully
all the way to-
your bedroom.
Where?
Here. In here.
My dear man,
rooms have doors.
What you're showing me here
is an alcove.
A door is coming soon,
most definitely.
How soon?
Let us not concern ourselves
with details, Mrs. Hardcastle.
Rather than speaking
of doors,
we should instead take pleasure
in the freedom to roam.
Does your room have a door?
A most effective one.
Good. Then that's
where I'll be staying.
You will be coming
to the hospital...
once you he satisfactorily
recovered from your journey.
The operation requires a stay of five days,
and it is done under general anesthesia.
A hip replacement usually
takes only two hours.
Your surgeon will remove
the top end of the thighbone...
and insert
an artificial bone instead.
A most routine procedure.
Have you got
a marker pen on you?
Why?
I want to mark it.
I don't want you
to do the wrong hip.
I want to stay at the other hotel,
the one that's in the brochure.
Mrs. Ainslie,
prepare to be amazed.
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