The Big Hit
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- Year:
- 1998
- 91 min
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- Got a present for you.|- Who is it?
- Sammy.|- Sammy the Bull?
Sammy the Knife. I diced him up.
Did you clean him? Ah, man!
You're coming back for this weekend?|All right. Good luck.
Damn, Vince. Cheap, leaky bags! Sh*t!
Sh*t!
You've looked better, Sammy.
Hey, baby, how you doing?
- Can I ask an important question?|- Sure.
Where directly the f***|have you been all week?
Working.
Looks like your ass is still working.
I'm doing a favor for Vince.|He got that thing this weekend.
Melvin, you're doing|this sh*t for free!
You have a mortgage to pay|and my car note!
Did you see these notices?|Will you look at this sh*t?
Take care of your responsibilities|instead of doing favors for coworkers!
You're down at least 25 grand.
- Twenty-five grand?|- Yeah, baby!
- How did that happen?|- That's considering the mortgage.
The note on my Jag.
And all the other expenses.
He's kinda cute. Who is that?
That's Sammy the Knife,|one of Costanzo's crew.
That sh*t turns me off.
Vince is gonna be here on Saturday|to pick him up so I'm leaving him here.
- Are you going out this weekend?|- Maybe.
- Where's your fiancee?|- All right. Sh*t!
- You trying to clown me?|- I'm serious, dog. I've seen the light.
Check out the six-pack!|Looking kinda diesel, kid.
I get my workout swerve|on six days a week.
You telling me you never jerked|your dick in your life until last week?
That's bullshit, man.
I never needed to.
I've been f***ing since I was ten.
I can relate to that.
- Cisco!|- Cisco, yo.
I can't wear green. Clashes with|my eyes. Look good on you, though.
Bust a move, man.|We're gonna be late.
- Sh*t. Yo, Vinnie, you hear the news?|- What's that?
This fool claim he don't bone females|since he discovered wringing his rag.
- Is that true?|- No doubt. It's lower maintenance.
Mel is /ike me. He loves to bump bag.
He's got fwo of fhe sweefest-
If anybody needs to make a switch|to straight jacking, it's Mel.
Both of them chickenheads|is takin' my man to the cleaners.
Especially Chantel.
The way I see it, with the loot I saved|and the money I'll clock this weekend...
I should be able to put the final|payment down on that Grande Pinoche.
Sail that baby around the world!|Can you imagine that?
Damn Caribbean. Mediterranean.
South Seas.
Sounds great.
You need to get in on that weekend job|with me, Crunch and Gump.
- We could use a fourth.|- I got that thing this weekend.
Oh, well.|All right, gentlemen, synchronize.
- You know the drill, baby.|- Word is bond.
As agreed.|Three blondes under 20.
Midwestern. No tattoos.
- How much?|- Fifty thousand apiece.
Fifty thousand?
F*** them.
Get ready in five, four...
three, two, one.
Sh*t!
All right, all right.
In five, four...
three-
Ah, go, go!
- It's getting thick here! I need backup!|- We gof incoming.
We'll hold 'em back for you, man!
They're backing off.
With the bonus from today's hit, and|the chips from this weekend's caper...
I should be able to take|about a year off.
This is a bonus hit?
Without a doubt. Twenty-five large|to whoever clip the big man.
- Nondairy creamer?|- Yeah.
- What happened?|- Get off!
Go, go!
Are you ladies okay?
I'm really sorry about the mess.
- Time to get paid.|- Yes, sir.
- Take a piece of this!|- That's what we talkin' about!
Yeah, man!
We f***ed 'em up!
You're so fine.
I wanna pour milk on you and make you|part of my complete breakfast!
- Baby, you got a number for me?|- 911!
Come on, fellas, we gotta go!|Quit wasting your time.
We better find Mel|before he gets my bonus.
- Damn lesbians.|- Come on.
Cisco, where the f*** you at?|I need backup!
We'll hold 'em back for you, baby.
- I'm outta here!|- Protect me, I'm paying you double!
I can't spend it if I'm dead!
Bastard.
Sh*t! Cisco, Vince, Crunch,|we gotta get outta here now!
Good work, good work, good work.
Okay, Mel!
Looks like you owe me $25,000|in cash advances.
Your commission|should take care of that.
But the good news is,|here's your bonus.
Thank you, sir.
- Mel got the bonus?|- What?
Yo, yo, yo. Vince,|that guy was still alive, huh?
Extremely alive.
Sh*t!
- I'm the one who clipped him.|- I don't think so. He was dead.
Okay. Sure, whatever you say.
I'm wrong and you're right.|I'm lying.
I'm just trying to beat you|out of your hard-earned bonus, pal.
My kill, my bonus.
If you say you're the one|who clipped him...
who am I to say you didn't...
old friend?
You're an honest man, Mel.
Don't think I don't appreciate|that sh*t, baby.
I'll tell you what. To show you|how much love I gots for you...
if anything were to...
you know, happen to me...
you could take my boat.
- How'd that be? Is that love or what?|- I guess.
You getting lonely, baby?
Ah, yes, Daddy loves both of you.
That motherf***er.|Sh*t!
What?
Mel, you sure you don't wanna get in on|this caper we got planned for tomorrow?
That's like moonlighting.|Paris will kill us for that sh*t.
You're too honest|for your own good, baby.
Wrong house again, a**hole!
Sorry.
Hello?
- Melvin Smiley, please.|- This is he.
Mr. Smiley, Big Top Video.
You've had our copy of "King Kong Lives"|for over two weeks.
Return it immediately|or we will have you killed!
Yeah.
Hon, how you doin'?
- Fine. Seen my "King Kong Lives" tape?|- No, haven't seen it.
Mel, do you think my ass|is still perky?
- As a matter of fact-|- Go ahead, just give it a squeeze.
Let me know what you think.
Is it still perky?
- Is it firm, yet pliable?|- Like a teenager.
- Is this turning you on?|- Like a light switch.
- You know what I think we should do?|- What do you think we should do?
Invite Mom and Dad down|for the holiday weekend.
Actually, they're already coming down.|They're gonna be here tomorrow.
I figured we'd all|have dinner together.
I think this is gonna be|a great opportunity...
for you and my parents to bond.
I also think that this will be the|right time to tell them we're engaged.
- You haven't told them yet?|- I've been waiting for the right time.
You've got to break things gently|to my parents.
What do you mean? It was almost a year|before you told them I wasn't Jewish.
Technically, they don't know|you're not Jewish.
Honey, it's gonna be fine.
I fixed things between us|just yesterday.
They are gonna love you...
just as soon as they get over|the whole goyim factor.
What makes you think|they're gonna love me?
Remember when I told you Dad's business|was in trouble with the I.R.S.?
Yeah, so?
He was unable to get a loan|because of Mom's gambling...
and her plastic surgery|and everything, right?
Are you still having problems|with your stomach?
I told you about that spicy food.
Anyway, I took the $50,000 we had in|our savings account and lent it to Dad.
With as much money as we make, we'll|be fine until they get on their feet.
I can't believe that this guy...
will give you 25 grand more.
We've already got 50,000|out of this clown.
He thinks I'm paying my bills off.
What? You're not paying your bills?
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