The Big Noise Page #6

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We're sure in luck.

Here, put these glasses on.

Oh, yeah.

- Come on, Stanley.

- Thank you, sir.

This is awfully nice of you gentlemen.

- We certainly do appreciate it.

- Yes.

- Come, Stanley.

- All right.

That's fine.

Where's that bomb?

- What bomb?

- We haven't got any bomb.

Don't give me that. We heard Hartley tell

you to take that bomb to Washington.

- We been following you all night.

- We haven't slept a wink.

Well, neither did we. A fellow got

on the train with a priority and we...

- Search the suitcase.

- Give me that suitcase.

Ah, it's not in here.

Where's that bomb?

- I'm sure glad you got here, officer.

- I'll bet you are. Where's the fire?

- We weren't speeding, officer.

- Oh, no?

Don't you believe him, officer.

He's been going 100 miles an hour

for the past 50 miles.

Why, he was going so fast

that we were scared out of our wits.

We tried to get him to slow down,

but he wouldn't do it, would he?

- No, sir.

- Aren't you members of this party?

No, sir. They picked us up

down the road.

- Oh, hitchhikers, eh?

- Yes, sir.

- Then get out and hike.

- Yes, sir.

- Yes, sir.

- Thank you very much, officer. Goodbye.

You out-of-state drivers

think you can go hog-wild?

Never mind the lecture. Give me

a ticket and let's get on our way.

Don't get fresh, or I'll take you to the

sheriff's office. Let me see your license.

- You know what?

- What?

- Look out.

- We forgot to tell the officer...

...that they were a couple of crooks.

- That's right. We'll go back and tell him.

We certainly will.

We'll tell him everything.

Here he comes now.

Well, there's no place

to hide around here.

- How about the plane?

- Good. Come on.

Now, men, you're going to have an

unusual opportunity for target practice...

...under circumstances

equivalent to actual warfare.

At a deserted airfield,

about two miles away...

...there is an obsolete plane equipped

with radio control and a robot plane.

It will be flown

directly over this battery...

...and you will attempt

to blow it out of the sky.

All right, sergeant, start the plane.

Bring it along the coastline...

...and over the ocean.

Well, they're not around here.

Maybe they're in that plane.

- What happened?

- I don't know.

What will we do?

You think up your idea.

I'm busy with my own.

Here, you better take this up there.

Keep it there.

I don't want it.

And be careful with it.

Stand by.

- What was that?

- It must be the crooks shooting at us.

- Ollie.

- What?

Do something

and get us down to earth.

I don't know what to do. I've never been

up in an aeroplane before in my life.

- Ollie.

- What?

- Press a button.

- All right, I'll try it.

What in blazes is going on?

- Sure you wired the controls properly?

- Yes, sir.

- I wish we had a parachute.

- I've got one.

Look around and see

if you can find one.

- Is this it?

- Yes.

- What do I do now?

- Jump with it.

- Goodbye, Ollie.

- Goodbye.

No, no. Put it on and then jump.

- Bring it back, sergeant.

- Yes, sir.

And this time, men, I wanna see

that plane blown to bits.

There goes the left wing.

- There goes the tail.

- Hey, we'd better get out of here.

Don't forget the bomb and be careful.

Cease firing. Cease firing.

This is the plan of the enemy submarine

nest in the harbor...

...and the narrow seaway between them.

Hey, Stan, there's an enemy

submarine down there.

Drop the bomb on it.

A direct hit.

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