The Bling Ring

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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ DOG BARKS ]

[ HELICOPTER WHIRRING OVERHEAD ]

[ BARKING CONTINUES ]

[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]

[ VEHICLE STOPS ]

[ ENGINE STOPS ]

[ CAR DOOR OPENS ]

[ CAR DOORS CLOSE ]

- [ YOUNG MAN ] Here.

- [ YOUNG WOMAN ] Sh*t.

Come on. Hurry up.

[ YOUNG MAN ]

Got it?

[ YOUNG MAN ]

Shh.

## [POP-ROCK]

Let's go shopping.

# You never doubted it #

# You're so proud of it #

# You straight shouted it

There's no doubt of it #

# You couldn't care less

You love goodness #

# You think it's endless,

endless, endless #

# You think it's gotta dis

It doesn't bother us #

# No, nobody know,

never knew about it #

# And in the spotlight #

# You get to sit tight #

# You wanna hit that,

ah-ah, ah-ah #

# Set, set that crown

on the ground, and-ah #

# Set, set that crown #

# On the ground, and-ah #

# Set, set that crown #

# On the ground, and-ah #

# Set, set that crown

on the ground, and-ah #

# Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah,

ah-ah-ah-ah #

# Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah #

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

- # Set, set that crown #

- # Set, set that crown #

# Set, set that crown, crown #

# Crown # #

- I'm a firm believer in karma.

- [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]

And I think this situation was attracted into

my life as a huge learning lesson for me...

to grow and expand

as a spiritual human being.

I want to lead a huge

charity organization.

I want to lead a country

one day, for all I know.

[ WOMAN ]

Girls, time to get up! Let's go!

[ GRUMBLES ]

Come on, girls.

[ GROANS ]

Oh, my Lord.

You were so out of control last night.

What about you?

You were all over that old manager guy.

Girls!

Time for your Adderall.

What time did you guys

get home last night?

- Uh, late.

- Mm-hmm?

- And you know it's a school night.

- We know.

Yeah? Okay.

Well, let's do our morning prayer, okay?

And then, at 8:
00, we'll meet

in the living room for today's lesson.

Okay? Does that sound good?

- Mm-hmm.

- Let's go.

Okay.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

My chief aim in life

is to continually strive...

to be the best person that I can be

for the greater good of the planet...

and everyone who walks on it.

And so it is.

- [ ALL ] And so it is.

- Whoo!

[ SIGHS ]

- [ WOMAN ] Have a good first day, Marc.

- Thanks.

- Hope you like it here.

- Thanks.

[ STUDENTS CHATTERING ]

- Oh, my God.

- Who's that?

- Yeah.

- Really.

I told her.

What did I tell you?

[ MURMURING ]

[ YOUNG MAN ]

Whatever.

Take a seat.

[ YOUNG MAN ]

Soldier boy. No, he's just a soldier.

- [ CHATTERING ]

- [ YOUNG WOMAN ] I don't know what that is.

- What?

- [ CHATTERING ]

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

Watch it. Loser.

Bye.

- Hey, new kid.

- Hey.

- You got Jamis for English?

- Yeah.

He's the worst. He's a real perv.

Oh, okay. I'll watch out. Thanks.

- Where you headed?

- Gym. Where's that at?

It's down here.

- Where you from?

- Agoura Hills.

- But I was away for a year, so did home school.

- Bummer.

How'd you end up in the dropout school?

Well, I got kicked out of my last school

for having too many absences, so...

You know. What about you?

For having substances

you're not supposed to have at school.

See you around.

See ya.

[ CHATTERING ]

Hey. Want to come

to the beach after school?

- [ MAN ]# MJG, b*tch, I got 8 balls #

- ## [ SINGING ALONG ]

- # 9 piece, straight 8 balls #

- # 9 piece, straight 8 balls #

# MJG, b*tch

I got 8 balls #

# Suave house, still independent #

# Distribution Mexican #

# He still sending #

# Shoe box

No shoes in 'em #

# In the two-seater,

me and two women # #

I just have to graduate

so I can go to FIDM.

Fashion institute of Design.

It's where all The Hills girls went.

Cool.

And then intern at Teen Vogue?

Totes, and then have my own line

and fragrance, host my own show.

Yeah.

I'd like to have my own lifestyle brand.

Definitely.

- Yo, Chloe, what's up?

- Yo, b*tch.

- Going to, uh, Carly's later?

- Uh, maybe.

- Right. I'll see you guys.

- Right.

My mom and her douchey husband

are out of town...

if you guys want to come over later.

Yeah.

- I could be down.

- Cool.

- [ BURBLING ]

- ## [ SPEAKERS:
ELECTRONICA ]

[ GIGGLING ]

I can't wait to get out of here.

I want to live in New York eventually.

- Yeah, me too.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Cool.

That's so cute.

I love that dress. I love Chanel.

Yeah, and the shoes,

but she needs better hair extensions.

- I know, right?

- Yeah.

- Are those Prada?

- Miu Miu.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Wow.

So, is your mom away a lot?

Yeah, she goes on trips a lot for work.

Oh, really? For what?

She has a chain

of student tutoring centers.

And you're at Indian Hills?

I know. Exemplary student, right?

So, what do your parents do?

Well, my mom doesn't work, and my dad

works for a film distribution company.

- Hmm. - Yeah, they do a lot

of work overseas and stuff, so...

That's so cool. He's in the biz.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. I mean,

I get to go to screenings and stuff, so...

- Nice.

- Yeah.

## [ CONTINUES ]

- Do you want to check some cars?

- What's that?

Come on.

- What are you doing?

- [ HANDLE RATTLES ]

- Shh.

- Sweet.

- [ GASPS ]

- Come on.

- [ WHISPERING ] Check that side.

- I heard something.

[ CHUCKLES ]

- [ WHISPERING ] It's locked.

- Okay. Come on.

[ PURSE ZIPS ]

[ WHISPERS ]

It's locked too.

Sh*t. It's open.

[ MARC MUTTERS ]

- No way.

- Let's go.

- That's crazy.

- I know. People leave 'em open with credit cards and cash.

Look, Marc. We got, like, 400 bucks.

[ CHUCKLES ]

Oh, yeah.

[ WOMAN ]

How did you meet Rebecca?

I met Rebecca in school after I'd

moved back and went to Indian Hills.

Um, I went there

'cause I had a lot of absences.

I didn't want to go to school. I had

a lot of self-loathing and anxiety issues.

- I thought that I was ugly.

- You're not ugly.

I know I'm not ugly. I just...

I don't know. I never saw myself

as an A-list-looking guy.

Um, but I went to Indian Hills

to learn and be with my peers.

But I was always self-conscious that I wasn't,

you know, as good-looking as other people.

[ REBECCA ]

Want a ride?

Hey, where we going?

Wherever we want.

- Okay. [ CHUCKLES ]

- [ CHUCKLES ]

Do you know anybody that's out of town?

Um...

Yeah, this kid Evan.

His family went to Jamaica. Why?

I went into an unlocked house

a few weeks ago...

- found a bunch of cash.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Where does Evan live?

- Woodland Hills.

How well do you know Evan?

I mean, we met up a few times.

He's pretty hot.

[ HANDLE RATTLES ]

It's a nice place.

F***. We need to get out of here.

It's fine. Don't freak out.

It's a Birkin.

Great.

[ REBECCA ]

Lindsay has this one.

[ MARC BREATHING HEAVILY ]

I think we need to get out of here.

[ CHUCKLES ]

Oh, yeah.

What is it?

No way.

[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]

What the f***?

Get in.

F***!

[ ENGINE STARTS ]

Where'd you get the keys?

I got them on the way out.

[ REBECCA ]

How long's Evan in Jamaica?

## [ HIP-HOP ]

- This is so cute.

- [ WOMAN ]# Sunshine #

- Yeah.

- # Is a friend of mine #

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