The Bling Ring Page #2

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- # The school line, checkin' all the boys #

- You need a pair of these.

Perfect.

# We were in line

when we got the first sign #

Would this be good on me?

This would look so good on you.

What do you think about this?

Oh, my God. That looks so cute.

[ CHUCKLING ]

Oh, no.

That's disgusting.

- How about this?

- That's amazing.

# So mad, 'cause I'm bookin'

I can get your man and his friend too #

# All I do is crack a smile

when they fall through #

- Right?

- Yeah. Look at 'em.

Perfect.

# He say, she say, they say ow #

# When I say you say,

we all say bye #

# Sunshine is a friend of mine #

# The school line,

checkin' all the boys who are fine #

# We were in line

when we got the first sign #

# The boy she likes now was mine #

## [ VOCALIZING ]

Picture.

Hurry up.

[ CHUCKLES ]

## [ CONTINUES ]

## [ ENDS ]

- [ SIREN WAILING ]

- [ CHATTERING ]

Yo, Rob! What's up?

- Hey, Chloe. Chloe, come on in.

- Is Rick inside?

- Yeah, yeah. He should be around.

- For sure.

[ WOMAN ]# And when I hit that dip,

get your camera #

When's he coming?

- Yo, sluts!

- Chloe!

What's this?

- My homey Marc.

- Hey.

- Hi, I'm Nicki. This is Sam.

- Hi.

- We used to go to school with them.

- Are they sisters?

No, they've known each other since

they were, like, three.

They took Sam in.

I don't know what happened to her mom.

[ NICKI ] Oh, my God.

Jude Law totally keeps texting me.

- I'll probably meet him later.

- Yeah, I bet you're really gonna hesitate on that one.

- [ LAUGHS ]

- B*tch, you're just jealous.

- Suck my dick.

- You did text him, like, 50 times.

- I did not!

- Yeah, you did.

Really?

## [ CONTINUES ]

- [ MARC ] That's Kirsten Dunst.

- [ NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE ]

# F*** you gon' do?

I want you to make bucks #

# I'm a look-right nigga

Bet you do want to f*** #

# F*** 'em like

you do want to come #

# You're gay to get discovered

in my 2- 1 deuce #

[ CHUCKLING ]

Come on, Chloe.

Where's that bottle service?

- Let's get that going.

- Working on it, bro.

[ MAN ]

Girls.

- Ricky.

- Hey, baby.

- You good?

- Mm-hmm.

- You guys have everything you need?

- Yeah.

Hey, Nicki. There's some photographers

out here for fashion week.

- I think you might want to meet them.

- For sure.

And we got some huge music manager coming,

some executive producer from Entourage.

It's gonna be a real party salad

tonight, right, so...

- let me know if there's anything you need.

- Check with you later.

Okay.

## [ CONTINUES ]

Oh, my God. That's Paris Hilton.

[ REBECCA ]

Yeah. She's here a lot.

- Take a picture.

- Sure.

# Why you procrastinate, girl? #

[ ECHOES ]

# You got a lot,

but you just waste all yourself #

# They'll forget your name soon #

[ ECHOES ]

# And won't nobody be to blame #

- Hey. Ready?

- Right.

# Yourself, yeah #

- [ GIRLS ] Whoo!

- # What you gon' do when I appear? #

- Whoo!

- # When I premiere? #

# B*tch, the end of your life are near #

# This sh*t been mine, mine #

- Yeah.

- # What you gon' do when I appear? #

# When I premiere? #

# B*tch, the end

of your life are near #

- Come on!

- Come on!

# B*tch, I'm in the 212 #

Look at Sam.

[ CHUCKLES ]

- What is she doing?

- I don't know. [ CHUCKLES ]

# Bet ya you won't do much

See, even if you do want to bust #

# Your b*tch'll get you cut

and touch your crew up too #

# Pop you playin' with your butter

like your boo won't chew #

# Cock the gun too

Where you do eat poon, hon #

# I'm f***in' with your cutie Q

What's your dick like, homey? #

Drinks up.

# Where do you wake up? Tell your b*tch

keep hatin' I'm a new one too, huh? #

# See, I remember you

when you were the young new face #

# But you do like to slumber,

don't you? #

# Now your boo up too, hon

I'm-a ruin you, c*nt #

# What you gon' do when I appear? #

# When I premiere? #

# B*tch, the end

of your lives are near #

# This sh*t been mine, mine ##

[ CHUCKLES ]

I literally thought I was gonna die.

- Homey.

- Yo, b*tches.

- Dog, what's up?

- Thought you might want one.

Oh, you're the best. I love your shirt.

- Thank you. [ CHUCKLES ]

- [ CHUCKLES ]

[ CHLOE ]

I'll see you later, okay?

[ MARC ]

I loved her.

I really did.

She was the first person

I felt like was my best friend.

I loved her almost like a sister.

That's what made this situation so hard.

Okay, this morning's lesson

is on character development.

So in The Secret,

we talk about the law of attraction...

and how we need to be really careful

about who we surround ourselves with...

because we wind up being

the average of those people.

So we are going to make vision boards...

about people who are

demonstrating good character...

like Angelina Jolie.

## [ CELL PHONE RINGTONE: DANCE ]

So, what qualities do you guys

admire about Angelina Jolie?

Her husband.

- [ CHUCKLES ]

- Mm-hmm. Okay.

- Anything else?

- Her hot bod.

Okay. Okay.

Well, the hot bod is not a characteristic.

- But... Okay?

- How long do we have to do this for?

Well, we're gonna do it until we finish...

and then we're gonna move on

to the fluorescence work.

[ KNOCKS ]

Got it.

Okay.

Water delivery.

Come in.

- Where do you want this?

- Hi. The kitchen.

Okay. Back to work.

- ## [ SHOW THEME ]

- [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING ]

Mischa Barton got a D.U.I.

[ REBECCA ]

Really? Wow.

Paris Hilton's hosting

a party in Vegas tonight.

Where does she live?

Can you find her house?

Um...

2342 Briar Summit Circle.

Let's go there.

Do you think we could find a way in?

[ MARC ] Uh, looks like you could get in

going up this hill by her house.

[ REBECCA ]

I bet she'd leave her keys under her mat.

Awesome!

- [ CHITTERING ]

- Oh, my f***ing gosh!

It's her pet monkey. Hi, little guy.

Okay. Come on.

Holy sh*t.

[ CHUCKLES ]

- Marc.

- Huh?

That's amazing.

Let's go upstairs. Come on.

- Come on.

- Okay.

- Oh, my God.

- I know, right?

- No way.

- [ CHUCKLES ]

Wow.

Wow.

- Becca, I don't...

- Oh, my God.

Wow.

- Come on. Let's get the f*** out of here.

- It's fine.

Let's keep going.

Come on.

- Come on.

- [ SIGHS ]

Look at her sunglasses.

These are Alexander McQueen.

Come on.

[ MARC SIGHS ]

Whoa.

Oh, my God.

I know, right?

She has so much stuff.

[ CHUCKLES ]

It's amazing.

- We gotta go.

- Take a picture first.

- Come on.

- Then we're leaving.

Fine. Ready?

That's cute. Let's go.

All right.

- It's her nightclub room.

- Come on. Let's go.

Don't trip out. It's fine.

Oh, my God! No way.

I totally want to go to Paris's.

Yeah, it was sweet.

We hung out in her nightclub room.

- I got this.

- [ GASPS ]

- Oh, my God!

- Isn't that beautiful?

That's so ill! O.G. motherf***er!

- Damn!

- No way. How did you get in?

Dude, her key was under the mat.

We just walked in. It was so f***ing chill.

- Under the f***ing mat.

- You just walked in?

- Just walked right in.

- Holy sh*t!

- Just right in.

- To Paris Hilton's house?

Yeah.

And the best part is we can all go back.

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