The Bling Ring Page #3

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We just have to check

when she's going out to something.

- ## [ STEREO:
HIP-HOP ]

- [ WOMAN ]# Yes, I'm a shopaholic#

# I'm a Gucci addict #

[ MARC ]

Lindsay got another D.U.I.

- Wow.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Surprising.

# Here and there

They say I'm always shopping #

- Let me see.

- Ooh!

Try this with it.

## [ CONTINUES ]

Yes!

# I'm a sucker for that Prada

I'm a sucker for couture #

What do you think?

# Just give me, give me more #

Try it with your hair back.

# I left the building #

Oh, yeah. That looks classy.

- [ CHUCKLES ] I wouldn't go that far.

- [ CHUCKLES ]

- Leopard and zebra?

- What?

Yeah, you can't have leopard and zebra.

You gotta choose one.

- [ CHUCKLES ]

- Okay, fine. Whateves.

At least I don't look like I'm 35.

- Oh! [ CHUCKLES ] Damn.

- Harsh.

## [ CONTINUES ]

Come on. Let's go to Paris's.

I want to rob.

[ NICKI]

I didn't know what they were doing.

I thought they were my friends.

It all comes back to, like, bad choices...

who you have as your friends.

And I know the truth will come out.

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

See? Look.

[ WHISPERING ]

Okay. So, these are her sunglasses,

and that's her bathroom...

and there's her closet.

Um...

- Check out the bathtub.

- Oh, my... [ CHUCKLES ]

- Wait, wait, wait. Let's see what's behind here.

- I love bathtubs.

- [ CHATTERING ]

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

- She likes mirrors. She likes herself.

- Oh, my God!

- Holy sh*t!

- [ SQUEALS ]

- Genius.

- Oh, my God.

- Damn.

This is so sick!

- It is insane.

- Wow.

Whoa!

Look at all her Louboutins.

- Oh.

- Her feet are so big.

I know. What size is this? 11?

- These are amazing.

- Seriously?

Oh, my God.

Do you think they'll fit?

[ CHLOE ]

Not me. Probably you.

- Oh, my God! Yo. Yo, dude, she's got her own line.

- So hot though.

- Look.

- That's crazy.

- "Paris Hilton."

- Oh, look. The bags are really cute.

Ooh, leopard. Ah! Move. No, no, no, no.

[ CHLOE ] Oh, baby, I'll take these.

I'll take the Loubies.

- Oh. That's right.

- Can't wear 'em though.

Ladies. Excuse me.

- [ ALL CHUCKLING ]

- Oh, my God!

- Ooh, hey, baby.

- He looks hot.

[ CHLOE ] Wow. If only the guys

could see you at school now.

- Wait. No. Come back. Come back.

- [ REBECCA ] Guys. Guys. Guys. Come here.

- What?

- What?

Guys, look.

Sweet. Guys. Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

- Look at this!

- Holy sh*t!

- Oh!

- No way. No way.

- Chloe. Chloe.

- Right?

- Oh, damn! That's perfect.

- Ooh!

- Look. Check it out.

- It's good.

- Guys, they have real diamonds.

- Hey, guys. She has real diamonds.

- Dinner's on me.

No, no, no, no. It's on me. It's on me.

- We got it, we got it, we got it.

- Oh, sh*t!

Look. Pulling hundreds, hundreds.

Oh, my God. So good.

- Don't drop it!

- Look at these. Look at these.

- Wait, wait, wait. Let me see.

- We could sell these.

- What?

- We could sell these, guys.

- Sh*t!

- Ooh. That one's weird.

Dude, look at these!

- Ew!

- Oh, my God.

- Ew. What's all over her?

- [ MARC ] A lot of bronzer.

- Oh, my God. This is amazing.

- I like the feel of this.

- It's so good.

- Oh, my God. This is Balmain.

So cute.

[ NICKI ]

Wait.

It's so cute. Oh, my God.

- [ CHUCKLES ] Check it.

- Meow.

This is Herv Lger!

- What?

- Oh, my God. I love it.

[ SAM GASPS ]

She's got leopard. Yes. Yes! Yes!

- That's really hot.

- Leopard.

- Oh, my God.

- No. That's mine.

- Yes, yes. No, it's mine.

- Mine.

- Green doesn't look good on you.

- You won't fit in here.

You know it doesn't look good on you.

- Oh, my God. There's another one.

- Good. Then take it.

Why does she have two?

- Oh, my God. Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

- What? What?

- [ SCREAMS ]

- [ LAUGHS ]

Come on.

Let's get the f*** out of here.

All right. In a second.

- Wait. We have to show them the nightclub

room first. - Rebecca, I don't think...

- ## [ ELECTRONIC DANCE ]

- Maybe not this type of pole.

- Oh!

- Oh!

Wait. Go down, go down, go down.

- Yes!

- Whoo!

- Oh!

- [ LAUGHING ]

Party foul!

## [ CONTINUES ]

That was a mistake.

- Nice. That was hilarious.

- Fill it up, and we're...

## [ CONTINUES ]

Whoo!

Yeah, sexy b*tch!

- [ CHUCKLING ]

- Shh, shh.

- [ MARC ] F***.

- [ CHLOE ] Careful. Careful.

[ CHATTERING SOFTLY ]

- Everybody. Hey.

- What?

Let's toast this to...

- Paris Hilton.

- To a great f***ing night!

- [ CHUCKLES ]

- Whoo!

I'll be right back.

No. I'm just driving.

I... I don't know.

- Dude, just keep going.

- Where are we going?

- Just keep going straight. We'll find it.

- The car is a mess.

- Stop messing with the car.

- It opens and closes.

- Oh, God. Just go straight.

- Shut up.

- [ GIGGLING ]

- ## [ RADIO:
HIP-HOP ]

You're blind to everything.

[ CHUCKLES ]

- You got your own little dance party going back there.

- I know. It's awesome.

[ SINGING ALONG ] # Live fast, die young

Bad girls do it well #

- # Live fast, die young Bad girls do it well #

- # Bad girls do it well #

# Live fast, die young

Bad girls do it... ##

[ HORN HONKING ]

- [ FLASHBULB POPS ]

- [ CAMERA CLICKS ]

My level was off the charts. It was crazy.

They didn't know how I was driving,

let alone still alive.

- That's f***ed-up.

- [ CHUCKLES ] Yeah.

I have to pick up trash

for f***in' forever.

- That sucks.

- What are you guys doing later?

I don't know.

There may be a party at Madison's.

- I'll let you know.

- Bye.

- ## [ HIP-HOP ]

- [ MAN ]# I can't stop staring at your body#

# Put my hands on your body

You sexy for sure #

# You the real deal, kinda hottie

Come and ride in my Bugatti #

# Girl, go drop it low #

- # Yeah, girl, I like that #

- # Oh, yeah #

- # You can tell that I like that #

- # Oh, yeah #

# Yeah, girl, I love that

When your booty go #

- # Boom-ba-ba-boom, ba-boom,

ba-boom, boom # - # Drop it #

- # Drop, drop, drop, drop #

- # Drop it, drop it low, girl #

# Drop it, drop it low, girl Drop it, drop

it low, girl Drop it, drop it low, girl #

# Drop it, drop it low, girl

Drop it, drop it low, girl #

- # Whoa, whoa #

- # Drop, drop, drop #

- [ WOMAN ]# He told me #

- # Move that ass around #

- # Hey, hey #

- # And move that ass around, and move that ass around #

- # And he said #

- # And move that ass around, and move that ass around #

- # And move that ass around, and move that ass around #

- # Oh, oh, oh #

# He say he like the way

my booty, booty, booty pop #

# He say he like the way

my booty, booty, booty rock #

# He say he like the way

my booty, booty, booty drop #

- # Low girl, drop it, drop it low, girl #

- # Yeah, yeah, yeah #

- # Eh #

- # Girl, I like the way your booty, booty, booty pop #

# Girl, I like the way your booty,

booty, booty drop #

# Girl, I like the way

your booty, booty, booty #

# Boom-ba-ba-boom,

ba-boom, ba-boom, boom #

- # Drop, drop, drop, drop #

- # Drop it, drop it low, girl #

- # Yeah #

- # Drop, drop, drop #

- # Drop, drop, drop, drop #

- # Drop it, drop it low, girl #

- # And I told her #

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