The Blues Brothers Page #6

Bye.

Son ofa b*tch!

Come on!

We're really late.

You'd better step on it.

I always like to perform

for angry mobs.

You can't quit now.

What can they be doing?

My head hurts.

That Night Train's a mean wine.

You'd better get bright!

We got a show to do.

Then we gotta fii gure out

some way to collect that gate money...

get it to the County Assessor's offiice

as soon as they open in the morning.

We want the show!

Gentlemen, I'm leaving.

Man, we were so close.

Hey, you guys know

''Minnie The Moocher''?

I knew a hooker once

named Minnie Mazola.

No! The song ''Minnie the Moocher.''

- Yeah. So what?

- Hit it!

Hey, folks, here's a story

'bout Minnie the Moocher

She wasa low-down hoochie coocher

She was the roughest, toughest frail

But Minnie hada heart

Asbig asa whale

She messedaround

with a bloke namedSmokey

She lovedhim

though he was cokey

He tookherdown to Chinatown

Andheshowedherhow

to kick thegong around

She hada dream

about the King ofSweden

Hegave herthings

thatshe wasneedin '

Hegave hera home

built ofgoldandsteel

A diamondcar

with theplatinum wheels

This is glue. Strong stuff.

What the hell are you doing?

This can is from

a surplus disposal run.

Fifteen overcharged ounces

of pure, uncompounded...

isopropyl butane monosulfate.

When combined with oxygen

and a little heat...

it will cause a rapid expansion.

PoorMin, poorMin

- Let's take them!

- Wait a minute.

I've never even heard

these boys sing, all right?

All right.

They're not going no place.

All right, cover all exits! Let's go!

Come on! Hurry up!

Move it!

Who wants an Orange Whip?

Orange Whip?

Three Orange Whips.

Excuse us.

Good evening, ladies.

One, two,

one, two, three, four.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is the

distinct pleasure ofthe management...

to present to you

the evening's star attraction.

Here they are, back after

their exclusive three-year tour...

of Europe, Scandinavia

and the subcontinent.

Won't you welcome

from Calumet City, Illinois...

theshowband

ofJolietJake andElwoodBlues.

The Blues Brothers!

One, two.

One, two, three, four.

We're so glad to see

so many lovely people here tonight.

We'd like to welcome

all the representatives...

of Illinois' law enforcement

community...

who have chosen tojoin us in

the Palace Hotel ballroom at this time.

We certainly hope you all

enjoy the show.

And remember that

no matter who you are...

and what you do

to live and survive...

there's still some things

that make us all the same.

You. Me. Them. Everybody.

Everybody

Needs somebody

Everybody

Needs somebody to love

Someone to love

Sweetheart to miss

Sugarto kiss

lneedyou, you, you

ln the morning

When mysoul's on fire

Sometimes lfeel

lfeela little sadinside

When my baby mistreats me

lnever, never

Findaplace to hide

lneedyou

Sometimes lfeel

lfeela little sadinside

When my baby mistreats me

lnever, neverfindaplace to hide

lneedyou

People, when you do fii nd

that special somebody...

you gotta hold that man,

hold that woman...

love him, please him,

squeeze her, please her!

Signify your feelings

with every caress.

Because it's so important

to have that special somebody...

to hold, kiss, miss...

to squeeze and please!

Everybody needs somebody

Everybody

Needs somebody to love

Someone to love

Sweetheart to miss

Sugarto kiss

lneedyou, you

ln the morning

When mysoul's on fire

When there ain 't no one around

lneedyou

Thankyou.

That was for Wilson Pickett.

This is dedicated

to the late, great Magic Sam.

One, two.

One, two, three, four.

Come on

Baby, don'tyou wannago

Back to thatsame oldplace

Sweet home Chicago

Six andthree is nine

Nine andnine is eighteen

Look there, brother, baby

andsee what lsee

- The Mafiia's after us now.

- You guys were hot!

You were great!

I've got to record you.

- Bullshit.

- I don't bullshit.

I'm president of Clarion Records...

the largest recording company

on the eastern seaboard.

- So what?

- Here's $1 0,000.

An advance on your fii rst

recording session.

Is it a deal?

Yeah. Sure, it's a deal.

Yeah. Sure, it's a deal!

Listen, all these cops out here--

they're waiting for us.

We gotta get out with nobody

seeing us. You know a back door out?

Sure. I used to be head bouncer here

back in the '70s.

There's an electrical service duct

behind your drummer's riser.

Do us a favour.

Take $1 ,400 and give it

to Ray's Music Exchange...

in Calumet City,

and give the rest to the band.

- You got it.

- Thanks.

Bye.

Me and Elwood are gonna make a break

for it. You and the band keep playing.

- Something's wrong.

- Where'sJake?

Where'd they go?

I sure hope this thing

leads someplace.

Elwood, we're gone, man.

Who is that girl?

Well,Jake.

You lookjust fii ne down there...

slithering in the mud

like vermin.

No problem.

You're not gonna get away from me

this time.

Check that out! Let's go!

It's good to see you,

sweetheart!

You contemptible pig.

I remained celibate foryou.

I stood at the back

ofa cathedral...

waiting, in celibacy, foryou...

with 300 friends and relatives

in attendance.

My uncle hired the best

Rumanian caterers in the state.

To obtain the seven limousines...

my father used up his last favours

with Mad Pete Trullo.

So for me, for my mother...

my grandmother, my father,

my uncle and for the common good...

I must now kill you

and your brother.

Oh, please don't kill us!

You know I love you, baby! I wouldn't

leave you! It wasn't my fault!

You miserable slug!

You thinkyou can talkyour way

out ofthis? You betrayed me!

No, I didn't. Honest!

I ran out of gas!

I had a flat tyre!

I didn't have money for cab fare!

My tux didn't come back

from the cleaners.

And old friend came in

from out oftown!

Someone stole my car! There was

an earthquake! A terrible flood!

Locusts! It wasn't my fault,

I swear to God!

Jake, honey.

Let's go.

Take it easy.

You're now going to

totally demolish that car.

You want to maybe consider

going after the Blues Brothers?

It's 1 06 miles to Chicago.

We got a full tank of gas,

halfa pack ofcigarettes...

it's dark

and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

Sh*t, man. Can't this damn thing

go any faster than this?

Bob, I think I've got

a little problem.

Goddam, boy.

Sh*t.

Don't you say a f***in' word.

All units, we have a ten-seven-niner.

Offiicers are in pursuit:

a black-and-white

southboundon 47.

Respondto signal, ten-seven-niner.

Occupants ofvehicle.:

oneJolietJake Blues...

one ElwoodBlues.

- Consideredextremely dangerous.

- Gruppenfuehrer!

Jake, I gotta pull over.

Southbound on State Highway 47.

Hi! Wanna hand me the mike?

Thanks a lot.

This is car--

What number are we?

Five-fiive.

Car 55. We're in a truck.

Signal ten-seven-niner

still engaged.

Vehicle travelling southbound

approaching Chicago city limits.

Commander advises will contact

Chicago precincts...

for a local intercept.

Maintain pursuit.

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