The Bodyguard 2

by Psyklax

Hey!

Now you know that this world

really has heaven!

You could say that again!

Listen, repeat after me

Suffo

Suffo!

Cate

Cate!

Right, so get out!

I'm suffocating! We don't

have to go up together!

Bunch of idiots!

When will you ever get smart?

This way, please, on the left

But don't go behind there!

That's the washroom!

Hi there

- Would you like a drink?

- No, thanks

Hi, Boss Wang!

Long time no see

How've you been? Take a seat

Sit! Sit!

Right now, I'm telling you,

I'm not drunk

Hey, how'd you hurt your head?

I think

that kids are really nasty

these days, huh?

Him, you see him?

- Who?

- That guy who's smiling

Got that?

Here's a gun

Take it! Quick!

First, let me see the goods

- Number 3!

- Yes?

Let Boss Wang see the goods

I think I trust

Boss Wang's reputation

I wasn't likely to sell

But now it looks

really straightforward

I've had many people buy

from me before

I've not sold to them all, though

There's no picture

Number 3, why didn't you turn it

on so Boss Wang could see?

Didn't you know that Boss

Wang can't use this thing?

Come on, kid!

You're embarrassing Boss Wang!

Here, let me help

What do you think?

Looks good, yeah?

I'll go with you!

You know how to use the gun?

Are you kidding? Me and

my dad

used to go hunting

all the time

That's good

Look over there

See that guy?

I'll take him out and go inside

Remember that, okay?

Then, when I nod my head,

you open fire, okay?

Hey, get the money

I don't have it

Well, get it from whoever,

right now!

You're as stupid as a pig!

Do you turn this to the left?

Uh, no

You sure you know how to use this?

Are you kidding? You think I can't?

Put the bullet in the top

Aim it, then pull the trigger

Why put the bullet in first?

Once you've put it in,

it'll shoot out!

Take the safety off first,

though, okay?

The safety...?

You really have no clue, do you?

Are you kidding?

I hunted every day as a kid

Fine

Don't let anyone see you

Keep an eye on what's

going on inside

Kid, you ain't comin' in,

get outta here!

Nobody move!

Hey, what're the cops doing here?

I dunno!

I don't get it!

Maybe he's your friend!

You playing a prank on me?

Bullet in top, safety off...

I'm an honest businessman, see

If I was dishonest

I'd already be dead!

Oh crap, I'd better get up there!

Quick! Kill him!

Is that cop really your friend?

Idiot, what do you think?!

Look where you shoot first!

You're all over the place!

You bunch of idiots!

Quickly, quickly!

This way!

Bullet in top, safety off...

Why won't it work? Weird...

- Sin!

- Ah, it's you

What're you doing?

Sitting down

I know! Where'd they go?

They went that way

I've fired it twice...

(OR:
I've used two guns...)

But I still can't work it properly!

"Don't be sad..."

Quickly, quickly!

Is that a bird? So small...

It's the Malaysian Import bird!

I've never seen that before.

Except with small kids

It's just arrived in Thailand!

From far away, eh?

It's lost its plumage

It must've hit something

If I hit it

it'll fly away

No, don't!

Boss, this way

Boss, go quick

To have served... for you...

I die... with no... regret...

"Go quick"

He was truly a good man

I should give you a medal

for your wisdom and bravery

This is the basement

You pressed the button, moron!

If I die, will you

give me a medal too?

I'll give you a fart instead!

You wanna sacrifice yourself

for me, right?

Didn't you hear the shooting?!

Come on!

You stay here

The rest, come with me

Kill him!

Jesus, you idiots!

How the hell did you miss?!

He got away!

Idiots!

Who are you shooting at?!!

Don't just fire at random!!

You've got a gun too?

I thought you didn't, but

I think you might do

Please, have my bike. Take it

That way! Quick, follow him!

I drive in a straight line,

you turn and hit my lamp!

You knew I wanted to turn,

why didn't you slow down?

You what?

Hey, do you know what the

biggest fish in the world is?

Catfish?

No, whale

What's the grey thing up above?

That's a motorcycle

Damn it, why's it taking so long?

Hey, what's that noise?

Ah, they're making a movie,

it was like this last week

Didn't you know?

They've closed the road off, too

See? They're filming them

shooting that motorcycle

Don't worry

The ambulance will be here soon

Go through them!

I'm not dead...

My day is not done...

You can't kill me!

I cannot die!

This game's getting

on my nerves

Buddha blesses me!

Come with me, I've got

a great car to show you

This way, sir

This car's only 300,000 baht

And may I say that sir

looks like a man of quality

From your clothing, I can

see you like quality

This car suits you best

We have a four-year payment plan

Plus big-name insurance

It also has a loud horn

A very loud one, see?

Scared you, didn't it?

What do you think,

are you interested?

Would you like a test drive?

If sir would like a test drive,

I'll just go and get the key

I'll be back in a moment

Okay, let me stop the car

Yeah... no problem...

Listen to me, baby...

I don't want you dead

You're always on my mind

Don't worry, I've just

been really busy

I had a bad dream last night

I dreamt I'd lost you

Never mind, don't worry

It was just a dream

Sir, I've got the key,

shall we go for a test drive?

I see you're really keen

on getting going, huh?

Don't worry, sir

I always said this car

suited you beeesst!!

Must you cross the

street like that?!

Do you want to die?

I've driven for 20 years

and never hit anyone

I've crossed this street for 60 years,

and I've never been hit by anyone

I like to go slowly

How about you?

Jesus, how come you've

got a gun?!

You never give up!

Are you a killer?

You can't hit me,

Buddha blesses me!

Hey, the car's on its side!

Do something!

Hey! I'm dying here!

Jesus, you're following me

too much, just like a dog!

Where's the gas?

Hey, could you get the gas on?

Be brave, we'll share

either life or death

I'm with the Thai Police

Anti-Terror Department

What do we do

about the car?

Get it repaired

Oh

Get up, get up

Don't turn round, or

I'll gouge your eyes out

You're tough to catch

Get up, let's go

Why'd you arrest me?

I've done nothing

You think I'm a big boss,

do I look like a bad guy?

Would a bad guy look this nice?

My family are very important, you know

My father is a big jewel dealer

My mother works in the national bank

My brother is in the Department

of Commercial Affairs

You're in big trouble!

You'll die for this!

I've told you before

Anything you do must

be within reason

What was your reason for this?

Were you thinking clearly?

Yeah, yeah

I'm at work.

I'll be back at about 6

Okay, see you later

The reputation of the police

is completely gone because of this

You did so many stupid things

Do you have any idea how much

the compensation will be?

Your family's pretty rich, huh?

Well, my family isn't!

You...

Hi, darling.

I miss you

No, I'll eat on the way

home after work

Okay, no problem,

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