The Boneyard Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1991
- 98 min
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Now, you got an admissions form?
Sorry babe, not allowed in the boneyard.
- Pardon?
- It's a morgue, it's
kind of a, a new nickname.
- And well, it beats the stink hole.
- Oh boy, last year, we had one
over ripe customer in here, a floater.
When they cut into him downstairs,
the pus was oozin' all over the place.
We couldn't get the stink out, it was--
- Hey just uh, line us up
for a viewing room huh?
- Okay, gift wrap two John
Does, four oh 12, four oh 13,
chain four oh 14, got a
peepshow party of three, over.
You've heard the spiel.
- A couple a times.
- Okay, hear it again.
Now my rules are very simple,
keep quiet, keep outta trouble,
keep outta my hair,
there's so little of it.
Now equipment's delicate,
not what it used to be.
And I'll be checkin' it out
before your IDs are returned.
Okay?
Party hardy.
- Who the hell was that woman?
I don't remember seeing her before.
- Well, you never been
here at night before,
she has been on the graveyard
shift since year one.
Nobody has the guts to
fire her, that's all.
- Nah, the only way they
could get rid of her
is if they burned her at the stake.
- Uh, Shep you been here,
I mean don't you have a home to go to?
- No, dragon lady won't let me.
You know what I think,
I think she's fattening us all
up for Thanksgiving dinner.
- Oh sure, sure.
Listen I have a guest
here with me, Miss Oates.
- Alley Oates?
- Yeah.
- Shepard here, Willie Shepard,
the Harris case, you remember?
- Oh yeah, sure, you ID'd
those bone fragments I found.
- That's right, that
right, so how ya been?
You know I haven't seen you for so long,
I thought maybe you gave all this up.
- I did.
- So, well, what,
are you comin' outta retirement now?
- Oh sorta.
- Hey, hey, all right.
- Uh Shep, I wanna show her
the three kids there, huh?
- Haven't you see these
three stiff enough?
- Yes I have.
- You know what I think I oughta do,
I think I oughta wrap 'em all up
and then you can take 'em home with you.
- What are we doin' jokes
now about dead children?
Well, what do ya think, huh?
- Don't ask.
Any clothing, personal effects?
- Ah, wait wait, just this,
just this one thing here.
- A doll, nothing else?
- Nothing else, this is it.
- And I still can't go
down and touch the bodies?
- No way, no you'd be
contaminating the evidence.
- Sh*t.
Hey Shep, think anybody'd
miss a lock of hair, huh?
- That's the little Oriental boy.
- Yeah.
- Is that enough?
- It'll do.
- I'll send it right up to you.
- Thanks Shep.
- Listen ah, let me know
how this comes out, would you?
- Yeah, yeah sure.
- Yeah, yeah, peace ad joy.
Here you are.
- I'll need a quiet room.
- Well, there's the old lounge
still right down the hall.
- The lounge.
- We're gonna stay out here in the hall,
so you will not be bothered.
Yeah Alley.
Hey thanks.
No, no, um, really.
- Well, I haven't done anything yet.
- Think she can really help us?
- Ah, you kidding, she's
already led me to a lotta clues.
- But she's never solved
any cases on her own.
- Well, Alley doesn't work that way.
From what I understand,
she she gets these impressions, you see,
and at first they're kind
of what, disjointed huh,
but then later on in the case
they start to make sense.
What, what do they say
hindsight is what, 20/20.
- Maybe she's uh, a little, uh, myopic.
Well so what, she takes an object,
something that belonged to the person
who's missing or deceased and--
- Exactly.
- And what?
- Well she, hey you want one of these?
- Nah, thanks.
- Uh see, a lotta times these objects
don't give her a feeling or anything
but other times, phew
she's right on the money.
- She have this all her life?
- Hey come on, you make it
sound like a disease or something.
No, no the story goes as I understand it,
this Canadian guy, see?
And they lived together for a while
Swell guy that he was, when
see told him, he split.
Well anyway, Alley decided that
she was gonna have the baby.
But she uh, she lost it,
there was ovarian cancer.
- Oh wow, that's really rough.
- After the diagnosis, she
went to a radiation treatment.
Two years that she fought like hell
and she won, not a trace, nothing.
Anyway, she started
getting these nightmares,
dreams that were a little too real.
She started following up on 'em
and seems like some of 'em
had some validity to 'em.
- So how did you meet up with her?
- She called me right outta the blue,
you know, I mean, I picked up the phone,
I thought for a minute
I had a nut on the line.
She said, so I got some information
on a case you're workin' on.
Well you know, I didn't
believe her at first,
but then latter on, hmm, hmm.
- Jesus Jersey, I mean you
really believe in her, don't you?
- Huh, hey, what, where are
those keys of yours, huh?
Here, look at this,
everybody gotta believe in somethin', huh?
Hey!
- Turn it around, Marty,
deliveries downstairs!
- I'm tryin' to
tell you there's no access!
- This is a lobby not Grand Central!
- Whoa, come on, what's
the trouble here, huh?
- Pneumatic line's ruptured
on the doors downstairs, they won't open.
Lilly Munster here, won't let
me through to the elevator.
- Regulations require direct delivery
through sub-level three!
- The doors are closed, Poopinplatz,
what do you want me to do,
leave the bodies to
stink up the parking lot?
- Hey whoa, whoa, settle
down, huh, settle down.
Where's the chief administrator?
- He's in bed.
- Well, who runs this place at night?
- Come on, what's to
run, there's me up here,
five coroners downstairs
with a room full of stiffs,
everybody's been laid
off or transferred over
to that shiny new
monstrosity in Jefferson.
- Terrific.
- Huh, we're only good for the overflow,
look, 22 years of community
service and what do we get,
the high and the mighty scrap
off the bottoms of their shoes
and hand us flattened human stool.
Uh, oh, ha, we get the
leftovers, like this.
Look at that!
- Give me break, I'm just a delivery boy.
in or out of the sub-level,
besides delivery or the elevators?
- If there was, do you think
I'd be tangling with her?
- Huh, good point.
- Very good.
We can work this out though.
Miss Poopinplatz get someone over here
to fix the doors down on
sub-level three, all right?
- It's late.
- Well, try.
In the meanwhile, we're
gonna use this lobby
as the emergency delivery
area, you got it, got it?
Would you mind answering the telephone?
All right, Marty come on.
- Jersey!
- Help him out.
Thanks, Jersey Callum.
Well great!
- Boo!
Watch out, sometimes they bite.
- Um, so uh, how did he uh?
- She man, it's a she.
If we knew that, she wouldn't be here.
Personally, it looks like a suicide,
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