The Bonfire of the Vanities

Synopsis: Financial "Master of the Universe" Sherman McCoy sees his life unravel when his mistress Maria Ruskin hits a black boy with his car. When yellow journalist Peter Fallow enflames public opinion with a series of distorted tabloid articles on the accident, the case is seized upon by opportunists like Reverend Bacon and mayoral candidate D.A. Abe Weiss.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Brian De Palma
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
16%
R
Year:
1990
125 min
309 Views


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Fallow arriving, area A. Do you copy?

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Hi, Mr. Fallow. Welcome.

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Hi, so nice to see you!

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Careful with that!

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We're in a bit of a rush...

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so let's hop on the cart and get going.

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There are a lot of people waiting.

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We're so honored to have you.

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This is really

an historic occasion, Peter.

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Mr. Fallow, I'd like

to take this private moment...

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to tell you how much I admire your book.

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When Faulkner was asked

to recommend three novels, he said:

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"Anna Karenina, Anna Karenina,

Anna Karenina."

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Today, he'd say:

"The Real McCoy and the Forgotten Lamb.

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"The Real McCoy and the Forgotten Lamb,

The Real McCoy and..."

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I know you've heard it a million times...

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but the scene where the mayor is hit

in the head with the mayonnaise jar...

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Well, to be continued.

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Right this way.

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I've got Mr. Fallow.

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Get away!

This should never have happened.

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I'm so sorry.

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Right this way, Mr. Fallow.

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We're just going through these two doors.

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We're on our way.

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But I must say, if I may quote you...

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Look at all the busy bees.

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If I may quote you...

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"How in the name of God...

Who in the name of God...

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"would bring a half-eaten jar

of mayonnaise to a public meeting?"

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Ambassador!

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I'm Charles Buchanan. This is my wife,

Stephanie, and my daughter.

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Mr. Fallow, I read your book 15 times.

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Next year, next year I'm going

to take a course in it.

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We're going to go up by ourselves.

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Are you hungry?

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That's salmon, but I don't think

you should touch that.

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Mr. Fallow, it's such an honor

to finally meet you.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God!

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We are running a bit late.

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I don't know what to say. Let me see...

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-What's your name?

-Suzanne.

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Are you married?

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Excuse me!

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Excuse me!

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Animals!

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Someone needs deodorant.

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All right, all right, here we go.

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Everything is under control.

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Nothing to worry about.

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Excuse me. I haven't

introduced myself, have I?

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My name is Peter Fallow.

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I am a writer.

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But you know that already.

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Unless you haven't read a newspaper

or seen a TV recently...

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you know exactly who I am.

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I am the man of the moment.

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The hero of the evening.

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Me and a book I happened to write.

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The real hero of the evening

is not even with us tonight.

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We'll come to him in a minute.

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For now, indulge yourself

in the extravagance of the moment...

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and remember, ifyou will,

a phrase from another little best-seller.

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"What does it profit a man if he gains

the whole world and loses his soul?"

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They're waiting.

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This is a story about such a man.

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There he is!

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And it begins on a rainy night

a little over a year ago.

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Our hero, Sherman McCoy,

was about to make a simple phone call.

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But despite the existence of 11 phones

and seven different lines...

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in the 14 rooms

of his $6-million-plus apartment...

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this was a phone call

he could not make at home.

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Gotcha!

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What on earth are you doing?

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I'm taking the dog for a walk.

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You're not taking "the dog" for a walk,

you're taking "Marshall."

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Marshall has a name. He's family.

And, anyway...

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it's raining.

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I know that.

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So does Marshall.

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He doesn't want to go.

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Do you, Marshall?

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Judy...

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All right. Have a nice time.

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He's not happy about it, Mr. McCoy.

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Neither am I, Bill.

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Tony, sir. My name is Tony.

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Well, whatever.

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Let's be men about this.

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Hello, Sherman.

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Good evening, Pollard.

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It's raining, you know.

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I did notice, yes.

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Ah, Sherman, a true friend

to man's best friend.

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Pollard, you old phrase-maker.

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I beg your pardon?

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Is that the best you can do?

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Is that as witty as we get?

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Furthermore, if you're wet

when you return, take the service elevator.

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Michael Cristofer

Michael Ivan Cristofer (born January 22, 1945) is an American playwright, filmmaker and actor. He received the Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the Tony Award for Best Play for The Shadow Box in 1977. more…

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