The Boy Who Cried Werewolf Page #2

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Wishes, rudeyard kipling."

That's what mom always used to

Say. Who's this kipling dude?

It's from the jungle book by.

Rudyard kipling. Mom was quoting.

Him. Now, come on, let's go.

Do you really want to get her.

Angry?

Who?

Madame varcolac.

Get to rooms.

Huh, what's this?

"properties by paulina."

With my compliments paulina van.

Eckberg, your local real estate.

"Professional."

Cookies.

Good.

Uh, before you open that, I.

Think you should know that I.

Don't eat...

Bels and cream cheese. It.

Was dragomir's favorite.

Uh, madame varcolac?

Uh, we're going into town after.

Breakfast. Is there anything you.

Need?

I give you list.

Is there an Internet cafe? I.

Need to get online.

We have world wide Web here,

Boy.

You do?

Da. Password is brangelina.

Careful on road.

Is speed trap.

Hey, kids. "Properties by.

Paulina." that's it. Hey, um,

I'll catch up with you guys.

Later. Ok? Oh, hunter.

Don't bring home any stray.

Vampires.

Welcome. Welcome. Everybody.

Gather round.

No way.

Behold the great protector of.

Wolfsberg. The beast reigns.

Supreme. Behold the great.

Protector of wolfsberg.

The beast reigns supreme.

Children, why you laugh?

This place is awesome. Let's.

Cruise around, check it out.

No, we're not cruising. We.

Have a list.

Oh, look at this.

There's the market.

I think. Come on.

Whoa, check this out.

Oh, cool. Snake venom.

"be back in a jiff."

oh!

I am sorry. So sorry. I am.

Big klutz.

Yeah, me, too. Um, can you.

Get this off me?

Here. Please, give me.

Thanks. Uh.

Goran. I, uh, I am Goran.

Um, I'm Jordan.

Perhaps I could help you with.

Your shopping.

That'd be great, actually.

Yeah. I have a list but I don't.

Really understand anything on.

It. Uh, so, do you...

Oh. Sigur.

Ahh, madame varcolac.

She can be very difficult to.

Understand.

I...So, Jordan, you are

American?

Yes, I am.

I have always wanted to go to

America.

Really?

I want to get punk'd and I.

Want to sing take me out to.

The ballgame .

It is stupid, right?

No, it's not stupid at all. I.

Mean, I've always wanted to play.

At the soccer world cup.

Maybe you will.

Doubtful.

Jordan, um...

Oh. Sorry.

Maybe while you are here, I.

Can show you around wolfsberg.

It is a very beautiful town.

Especially under the full moon.

Oh, uh, I don't know. I mean,

You know, I have to take care of.

My brother and, um, I'm only.

Here for a few days, so I don't.

Think I'm gonna be able to... oh!

Oh!

Oy! Oy!

Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, Goran. I didn't mean.

To.

It's ok. No problema.

I knew the American girls were.

Beautiful. She is...

A vegetarian. Don't even.

Waste your time on that. All.

Right, so how much for the eye.

Of newt?

Uh, madame varcolac.

I am so completely sorry for.

Your loss. I just... I haven't.

Been able to get poor old.

Dragomir out of my head.

And you must be David.

Paulina?

How did you know?

You look just like your.

Cookies.

Ahh. Well, between you and.

Me, I'm just as sweet.

So sweet I gave you a cavity.

Um, manners. Would you like.

To...

Thank you.

Come in?

Oh, wow. Now this is.

Stunning. And you must be.

The dashing young hunter and the.

Exquisite Jordan.

Do we know you?

Well, I know you. It's not.

Every day wolfsberg manor.

Changes hands. That makes y'all.

Famous around here.

Ha ha ha!

That's my camera.

So, David, I was hoping you were.

Free for dinner tonight.

No.

No?

He's totally free.

I'm totally free.

I know an adorable little.

Bistro that would be the perfect.

Place for us to get acquainted.

Welcome to velvet cape.

Please follow me.

Is everything acceptable with.

Your meal?

Actually, mine's a little on.

The rare side.

Mmm. That's my bad. I like.

Mine still walking.

Could you cook it?

You know, Jordan has been trying.

To convince me to get out more,

Meet new people. Hunter, on.

The other hand...

Isn't too thrilled with.

The idea.

Right.

Which is understandable. I.

Mean, he was really close to his.

Mother.

Wow, you picked up on that.

I've got this crazy sixth.

Sense. Some people actually.

Think I'm kind of spooky. Can.

You imagine anyone calling me.

Spooky?

Boo!

Jeez.

You got me.

Whoo. Someone's.

A scaredy-cat.

J, relax. Try to have some.

Fun.

You guys know I hate parties.

Hang out for a little while.

Court's for sure gonna be here.

You may want to ditch.

The glasses and put on some.

Make-up, though.

So I checked.

Underworldblog. Net,

Lovelichenthropes.Com,

And rippedtoshreds. Org. They all.

Say the same thing... wolfsberg.

Beast is just a guy in a suit.

Those sites are.

Commercialized garbage run by.

Lame grownups.

The real stuff is on.

The underground blogs. We found.

A guy who actually spent a whole.

Year in wolfsberg. And I quote,

"there is no doubt in my mind."

That the wolfsberg beast exists.

I have seen it from as close.

"As 100 yards and... "

come on, please.

What happened to the Internet?

What happened to your face?

I was at a party.

A costume party?

Not funny. Can you fix it?

Yeah. We've just got to find.

The router and reset it.

Come on.

So, the castle, what do you.

Think?

Wolfsberg manor. It's.

Spectacular.

It is, isn't it?

David, are you absolutely.

Sure you want to sell it? It's.

Been in your family forever.

I know. I know. I'm just not.

Sure we really have a choice.

Times are tough.

You are gonna sit back and.

Leave everything to me. I've won.

The romanian real estate.

Association's crimson jacket.

Award 5 years in a row.

Wow. Congratulations.

Thank you.

Is it ok?

Perfect.

Great.

Come on, come on. Signal.

Hey, here's where the signal for.

The wireless is the strongest.

Great. So where is it?

It's got to be behind this.

Bookcase.

Oh, come on.

Hello. Creepy castle. Usually.

One of the older books triggers.

It.

See.

Universal remote.

Whoa.

You know, maybe we shouldn't.

Be in here. I mean, what if.

Madame varcolac...

I really hate that.

How do you think she feels?

Man, this place is awesome.

It's creepy.

Ew.

Hey, I found the router.

Just fix it, and let's get.

Out of here.

Ugh. Disgusting.

Ugh. Gross.

"l. B. 217." huh.

Aah!

Hunter!

Good going.

You are so immature.

There's blood everywhere.

I don't know what to do.

Hide.

Ow.

Come on.

I stepped on some glass.

Would you hurry up?

Just duck. Duck.

All right.

Do you think she's gone?

I don't know.

Hunter, cut it out.

What?

Stop making that noise.

It wasn't me.

Get some light.

Those are...

Bats!

Who has a room full of bats.

In their house?

Uncle d, he was.

Living large.

Ow! Ow, ow.

I haven't even touched.

You yet.

Well, just do it already.

Ok, you have to stop moving.

Uhh. Got it.

It's gnarly.

Ohh.

Could this night.

Get any worse?

Chattering]

Whoo!

It's good, right?

No.

Aah!

This looks great.

Did you guys hear anything.

Weird last night?

Not me. I slept like a dog.

You mean "log."

yeah. That's what I said.

Vat is matter? You don't.

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