The Boy Who Cried Werewolf Page #5

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By the undead!

Maybe you should tell dad?

What about me? I can protect.

The castle.

No. Must be bloodline.

Werewolf. What is matter, boy?

Whoa, what's wrong?

It's...Just...Got a little.

Lightheaded. I'm ok.

We must hurry. Finish list.

- wh-what about the castle?

First we help girl.

Then we save underworld.

Hornet gloves, we have.

Scorpion tail...Da.

No.

Wait.

We have.

Yeah, and bat saliva...

I have.

No kidding.

Heart of marmot, we have.

Yeah.

What's a marmot?

It's big squirrel.

Road kill.

Mmm.

Don't even think about it!

There is one ingredient here

I have never heard of.

L.B. 217?

Got it covered.

May I ask what you're making?

Wolfsberg jambalaya.

Has a real kick.

Mmm!

Ahh!

Excuse me, my boy.

oh, baby, baby,

Oh, baby...

hello? Da, Mr. Sands.

I am with children.

I will tell them.

Ah. I'll leave it there.

That was your father.

Tonight he is dining.

At velvet cape.

Was that a Britney Spears.

Ringtone?

She's werewolf, you know.

Wow. That explains a lot.

Is everything ok?

Sure.

Goran, you've been really.

Quiet. I know something's wrong.

Jordan...

I am confused.

When we first met,

You were very...Different.

So shy and awkward,

And so sweet.

I know.

It's been really,

Really weird week for me.

I'm not the same girl.

But I like that girl.

She made me laugh.

She...

Stole my heart.

But now...

Now I am starting to feel.

Like piece of meat.

No. No, Goran, you're not.

It's just...

I've been going through some.

Changes. Changes that you.

Wouldn't understand.

That I don't even understand.

Is something the matter?

Oh, no, no. It's, um,

It's getting chilly.

All right.

We have to go.

Madame v.

Oh.

We must get girl to castle.

No one must see her.

Aren't we all out.

Of l.B. 217?

Da.

Well, what are.

We going to do?

We will improvise,

But now, you must go.

Get taxi. I will finish,

And I will meet you there.

Ok.

Go. Go, go, go, go, go.

Where are we going to find.

A cab?

I don't know, there's gotta.

Be one around here somewhere.

We just need to keep looking.

You guys!

We have got to stop running into.

Each other like this.

This is crazy.

What are you kids doing?

We're trying to get.

To wolfsberg manor.

How lucky are we? I'm.

Actually on my way to pick up.

Your father right now.

You kids want a ride?

Yeah!

Yeah, that'd be great.

Great.

Wolfsberg is just so beautiful.

When the sun goes down.

Don't you think?

Sure you do.

Well, then again,

I am a night owl. Guilty.

How about you all?

I'm not, but she is.

You ok over there, hon bun?

Yes.

Ahem. I mean, I'm fine.

You know, Jordan, I've noticed.

A change in you since you've.

Got to our sleepy little town.

I don't know, it's like you.

Found some kind of inner.

Strength or something. Which I,

For one, think is so completely.

Fabulous. Hope I'm not off base.

On any of this. Gosh knows

I'm all about that girl power.

Freak!

Here.

Oh.

What's going on?

Oh, sweetie, I don't know.

I just died.

Ok, no biggie.

Everything happens for a reason.

I'm just going to jiggle.

The little doohickey.

And we'll be on our way.

Two shakes.

I don't think we have.

That much longer.

You gotta hold it in.

I'm trying!

It's not like going to.

The bathroom, hunter.

What was that?

All set.

Paulina, not to freak.

You out or anything,

But there is a bunch of vampires.

Behind you.

Oh, sweetie...

Of course there are!

You're late!

I've got dinner plans.

Get these two bobbleheads.

Out of here.

I'll deal with them...

Once wolfsberg manor is ours.

You're never going to get.

The castle, paulina!

You're never.

Going to get the castle,

Paulina.

Oh, it's funny.

Your Uncle dragomir said.

The exact same thing.

Right before I ki... oops.

Well, you know.

Ok. Toodles.

Oh, great. No service.

What are we going to do?

When they open the trunk,

You have to make a run for it.

What about you?

I can't just leave you here.

Don't worry about me.

I can handle myself. Just go.

Find dad and warn him.

It'll be ok, hunter.

I promise.

Means nothing!

Madame v! Madame v!

Madame v! Wait!

You.

It was you the whole time.

Surprise!

Well, you are now the proud.

Owner of a thousand-year-old.

Romanian castle.

Although, I have to say you seem.

More like the English cottage.

Type.

Are you all right?

Yeah. Sorry, I'm just.

A little emotional.

I never thought wolfsberg manor.

Would actually be mine.

Well, I'm glad it's in.

Good hands, you know?

It almost feels like it's still.

In the family.

You have no idea how long.

We've waited for this.

We?

I. Me. It's the royal we.

Whee!

Oh!

Dad, don't do it!

Hunter, what are you doing.

Here?

Where's my sister?!

Hunter, what's gotten.

Into you?

Where'd you take her?

Pumpkin! Are you feeling ok,

'cause you look a little pale.

You're one to talk!

All right, that's not even.

Remotely funny.

Do you know what else.

Isn't funny?

She is a vampire!

I'm telling you, dad.

Think about it.

Hunter, you're so silly.

Garlic. I need some garlic.

Who has some garlic?

Hunter!

I'm afraid we don't use.

Garlic here.

And why would that be?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe because this is a vampire.

Restaurant!

All right, let's go.

I'm taking you home.

I apologize, everyone.

He has a vivid imagination.

No, I'm not imagining things!

She killed Uncle dragomir!

She's going to send out.

The signal!

Ok, that's... I don't know.

What to say.

David, really,

It's ok. Ooh, Pumpkin,

Are you feeling ok?

You should get him home.

You're right, you're right.

I'm so sorry about this.

No, no, don't ge it another.

Thought. I've got a lot of work.

To do at the office.

You know me, always like to burn.

That midnight oil.

- bye-bye.

All right, come on.

Dad!

Come on.

I believe you, bro.

They're everywhere.

You ever need any back-up,

Holla at your boy.

I got your back.

I promise! It's all true!

This ends now.

Ok. No more vampires,

No more monsters,

No more aliens.

When we get home, I am getting.

Rid of everything. You got it?

Yeah, fine! Get rid of it.

Sell it all. Just listen!

Not another word.

And Jordan's a werewolf!

Ok, look, there's no reason.

You should believe me.

I mean, I get it. I'm a freak.

I sleep with a severed head.

Under my bed. But you never have.

To believe anything

I ever say again.

But just this once, please, dad!

Hunter, we're going home.

No.

I'm not going anywhere.

My sister needs help.

I'm gonna help her.

Hunter. Hunter! Hunter!

Hunter!

Mom would have believed me.

This is crazy.

Hey, over here.

Well...

After you, dad.

Wow.

You see, dad?

I think it's this way.

I think we're under.

The cemetery.

Yep. Definitely the cemetery.

What is that?

Jordan!

all around the mulberry.

Bush,

The vampires

Chase the lichenthropes

I'm making a silver bullet.

what a bunch of big dopes

what was that?

Your daughter.

We need to get her back.

To the castle before sunrise,

Or...

She's going to be like that.

Forever.

Oh, she wouldn't like that.

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