The Boys in the Band Page #7
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- Year:
- 1970
- 118 min
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The punching bag has now
dissolved into Flo Nightingale.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, correction.
Ladies and ladies.
I would like to announce
that you have just eaten
Sebastian Venable.
Uh, just eaten what?
Well, not what,
stupid. Who.
A character in a play.
I mean the chop, chop variety.
Hm. Jesus.
Emory, how much
did you pay for him?
He was a steal.
He's a ham sandwich.
Fifty cents, any time
of the day or night.
King of the pig people.
Would you like
some more, Donald?
Uh, no thanks, Emory.
It was very good though.
Did you like it?
I'm not a steal.
I cost $20.
The cake?
Well, you go get it.
Isn't anyone going to have seconds?
I'm having seconds,
and thirds,
and maybe even
fifths.
I'm absolutely desperate
to keep the weight up.
You're absolutely paranoid
about absolutely everything.
Oh, yeah?
Well, why don't you
not tell me about it?
You starve yourself
all day,
living on coffee
and cottage cheese,
so that you can gorge
yourself at one meal.
And then you feel guilty,
and moan and piss
about how fat you are,
and how ugly you are.
When the truth is,
you're not fatter
and no thinner
than you ever are.
Polly Paranoia.
Just great, Emory.
Thank you.
Connie Casserole,
no trouble at all.
Oh, Mary, don't ask.
And this
pathological lateness.
It's downright
crazy.
Turning.
Standing in front of a bathroom
mirror for hours and hours
before you can walk out
onto the street?
And then looking
no different.
After Christ knows
how many applications
of Christ knows
how many ointments,
and salves
and creams and masks.
I've got bad skin.
What can I tell you?
Who wouldn't after
they deliberately
take a pair of tweezers
and deliberately
mutilate their pores.
No wonder you've got
holes in your face,
after the hack job
you've done on yourself.
Year in and
year out.
You hateful sow.
Yes, you've got scars
on your face,
but they're not that bad.
And if you'd
leave yourself alone,
you wouldn't have any more than
you've already awarded yourself.
You'd really like me
to compliment you now
for being so honest,
wouldn't you?
For being my best friend,
who will tell me what even
my best friends won't tell me.
Slut.
And the pills.
Harold has been
gathering and storing
and saving up barbiturates
for the past year
like a goddamn squirrel.
Hundreds of Nembutals,
hundreds of Seconals.
All in preparation for
and anticipation of
the long winter
of his death.
Well, I'll tell you
something, Hallie.
When the time comes,
you won't have the guts.
It's not always
like it happens in plays.
Not all faggots bump themselves
off at the end of the story.
What you're saying
may be true.
Time will
undoubtedly tell.
In the meantime,
you've left out one detail.
The cosmetics and astringents
are paid for.
The bathroom is paid for.
The tweezers are paid for.
And the pills are paid for.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Harold
Happy birthday to you
Blow out your candles,
Mary, and make a wish.
Aw, he's 32 years young!
Come over here, Harold.
Surprise!
- Oh, my God, they're beautiful.
- Take one.
All right,
I'll take the red one.
I'll take...
Where's the card?
Oh, what'd you
do with it, Emory?
It's between
my legs. Heh.
"From Larry."
Ohh!
Oh, it's heaven.
I love it, Larry.
What is it?
It's the deed
to Boardwalk.
Gay pop art.
Butchest thing
you've ever seen.
It is super, Larry.
Did you blow it up yourself?
It goes up
the minute I get home.
I don't get it. You cruise
Atlantic City or something?
Will somebody
get him out of here?
Oh.
What a nifty sweater.
Thank you, Hank.
Well, you know, if you
don't like it, I--
You can always
take it back and--
And exchange it
for something else.
No, I think this one's
just nifty.
It's gorgeous.
Who wanted cake?
Everyone for cake?
Quick.
Oh, none for me, please.
No, I'd just like to sleep
on mine, thank you.
Oh, Bernard,
how divine.
Look, everybody.
Bejeweled kneepads.
Monogrammed.
Bernard,
you're a camp.
You all heard of Gloria De Haven
and Billy De Wolfe?
Well, this here is
Rosemary De Camp.
Into the sack.
Thank you, Michael.
What?
Oh. You're welcome.
Well, what is it, Harold?
It's a photograph of him...
in a silver frame.
And there's an inscription
engraved, and the date.
What's it say?
Just something personal.
Say, Bernard, what do you say
we have a little music
to liven things up?
Okay.
Yeah, I feel like dancing.
Uh-oh.
How about something
good and ethnic, Emory.
Uh, one of
your specialties.
Like a military toe-tap
with sparklers.
I don't do that
at birthdays.
Only on the Fourth
of July.
Come on, Michael.
I only lead.
Well, I can follow.
No, thanks. I'll just
sit this one out.
Come on, Tex.
You're on.
Later.
Come on. Let's get this stuff
off the terrace.
Hey.
Come on, Cowboy.
Whoo-hoo.
Wanna dance?
Uh-oh. Ivan
the terrible is back.
Oh, hello, Alan.
Feel better?
This is where you came in,
isn't it?
Don't rush off in
this inclement weather.
You'll never
get a cab.
Revolution complete.
You've missed the cake...
and you've missed
the opening of the gifts...
but you're still
in luck.
You're just in time
for a little party game.
Hey, everybody. Game time.
Why don't you just
let him go, Michael?
Oh, he can go
if he wants to...
but not until we've played
a little game.
movie-star gin?
No. That's too faggy
for Alan to play.
He wouldn't be
any good at it.
What do you
wanna play, Michael?
The Truth Game?
Cute, Hallie.
Or do you wanna play Murder?
You all remember that one,
don't you?
Very, very cute.
As I recall,
they're similar.
The rules are the same
in both. You kill somebody.
Mickey, I'm leaving.
Stay where
you are.
Michael,
let him go.
He doesn't
really want to.
If he did, he'd have
left a long time ago.
Or he wouldn't have come
in the first place.
Mickey, I don't
feel well.
My name is Michael.
I am called Michael.
You must never call anyone
called Michael, Mickey.
Those of us
who are named Michael
get very nervous
about it.
I'm sorry. I can't think.
You can think. What
you can't do is leave.
It's like watching
an accident on the highway.
You can't look at it
and you can't look away.
Well, now...
who's gonna play
with Alan and me?
Everybody?
I have no intention
of playing.
Nor do I.
Well, not everybody's
a participant in life.
There are those who just stand
on the sidelines and watch.
Well, what's
the game?
Simply this.
We all have to call
on the telephone the one person
we truly believed
we have loved.
Oh, well,
I'm not playing then.
Oh, yes, you are.
Oh, you'd like me to,
wouldn't you?
You bet I would.
I'd like to know
who you'd call
after all those fancy speeches
I've been hearing lately.
Who would
you call?
Would you call me?
And who would you call?
Don't think
I think for one minute
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