The Brave Little Toaster
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- Year:
- 1987
- 90 min
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Good morning,
good morning!
That was
"A-Billion-and-One Strings,"
playing one of
your favorite tunes.
At the top of the news
this morning...
there's monkey
business in Utah.
A band of renegade
chimpanzees...
have kidnapped Pulitzer prize-winning
poet Lester Charles.
What's the big idea?
I'm attempting to sleep!
I doing a broadcasting.
Do you mind?
Whoa,
not in the face!
Uh, the chimps
are protesting...
I've got a mind to reset
your alarm... permanently!
Sorry, folks.
We're experiencing
technical difficulty...
but it's nothing
we can't handle!
This just in.
Domestic violence erupts
in peaceful cottage!
We'll keep
you post...
Whew!
Can't hear your own thoughts
with all the racket.
Holy mother of Edison!
What were you thinking?
You might have
broken my bulb!
I'm thinking you think too much.
We need wake-up music.
# So when it's raining #
# Have no regrets #
#Because it isn't raining
rain you know #
Blah!
Va-rooooom!
I'll track you to
the end of this carpet.
Come here.
I'm going to get you.
Wait till I fix
your speaker!
Rusetti picks it up
and throws.
Cepeda tags,
he heads for second.
Wait till I get
my plugs on you!
The crowd goes wild.
Can you believe those
Brooklyn Dodgers!
I've got you.
I've got you now.
Ha, ha, ha.
Come here.
You dare to cross foils...
with the greatest Saxon
swordsman in the land?
Have you any
inkling who you're dealing with?
Precisely. A total idiot.
If your saber
wags as loosely as your tongue...
you'll be run through
in an instant.
Defend yourself,
Sir Lampy of Locksley.
- A blow for Richard!
- Ouch!
- A blow for Marian!
- Ouch!
- A blow for Mario, the garbage man.
- Ouch!
And for the boys
at the delicatessen.
And here's one for
the guys on 5th Street.
No!
Whoa! Ugh!
What's going on?
Who turned out the lights?
Good morning.
Good morning,
Toaster.
- Hey, slots.
- Salutations!
Umph!
- Thanks.
- What's on our lineup today?
What are our
instructions?
What are we
gonna do today?
The same thing we've done
for the last 2,000 days.
Chores!
- Chores?
- It'll be fun.
I'm always
up for fun!
Listen, a broadcast
from Ebbets Field!
It's the top
of the ninth...
I don't understand
Not supposed to be fun.
It's work!
I don't like to work
without the Master.
Well, okay.
If you don't want to work,
why don't we play a game?
- What sort of game?
- What are the rules?
There's only one rule.
You can't stop till
the house is clean.
- Boo!
- Boo! - Boo!
Gotcha, pal.
Leave it to me.
Hang on to your hats,
you devil dogs...
because the master
bebop blaster...
is gonna give you
a soul injection.
#Whop bop-a-loo-momp
a lomp-bomp-bomp #
#Tutti frutti
Oh Rudy #
#Womp bop-a-loo-momp
a lop bomp-bomp #
#I got a gal
named Sue #
#She knows just
what to do #
#I got a gal
named Sue #
#She knows just
what to do #
#She rocks to the east
She rocks to the west #
#But she's the gal
that I love best #
#Tutti frutti
Oh Rudy #
#Womp bop-a-loo-momp
a lomp-bomp-bomp #
#I got a gal
named Daisy #
#She almost
drives me crazy #
#I got a gal
named Daisy #
#She almost
drives me crazy #
#She knows how to love me
Yes, indeed #
#Boy, you don't know
what she do to me #
#Tutti frutti
Oh Rudy #
#Tutti frutti
Oh Rudy #
#Tutti frutti
Oh Rudy #
#Womp bop-a-loo-bomp #
#Tutti frutti
Oh Rudy #
#Womp bop-a-loo-momp
a lop bomp-bomp #
#Got a gal
named Daisy ##
Hey, shhh. Quiet!
It's the blanket!
A car.
- A car?
- A car!
All right,
fellows, steady.
A little to the left.
Careful.
- I'm gonna fall.
- Keep climbing.
You, get that light
out of my eyes!
All right,
a little to the left.
To the right!
There you go.
A little to the middle.
I don't know which
direction the middle is in.
- Can you see?
- Is it him?
Any news?
I'm dying down here.
Is it the Master?
It's him.
He's back!
It's the Master!
Blanky!
Master!
Blanky!
Was it him?
I'm just curious.
I hate being left
in the dark.
I guess we can assume
that it wasn't him.
Let's get back
to work.
Sorry for that
interruption, folks.
We return to our regularly
scheduled program...
at this time.
Whaa-haa-haa.
Cry, weep, wail and sob.
It's disgusting.
Every time!
Every single...
Give me that stupid picture.
No, no!
- I'll put it away.
- In the garbage!
- You can't!
- Wimp!
- Let go!
- He's not coming back anyway.
He might.
Fact is, there's not enough facts.
Fight breaks out in
peaceful mountain cottage...
shocking world and bringing
Geneva talks to a halt!
- Let me have it.
- You can't.
Oh, no.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
What are you
laughing at?
Absolutely nothing,
nothing at all.
I think he was
laughing at us.
You know something?
Oh, thanks.
Hey.
You guys have an attachment
for that kid, don't you?
Yes, he was
our master.
That's real nice.
Any day he might
come romping back...
just come whistling
back through that door...
and everything
will be the same...
real peachy keen.
- Uh-huh.
- It's a possibility.
Well, at least we
try to be optimistic.
Optimistic?
Somebody untie the knot
in this guy's cord.
Why don't you
just shut off?
I'm real scared, Kirby.
Are you going
to suck me to death?
- Hmph!
- What is it with you?
You act like you just came
off the assembly line.
Get this through
your chrome.
We've been dumped,
abandoned.
- But he loved us.
- That's right.
So what?
He has a family.
They move, he moves.
It's a package deal.
But...
He's not coming back,
pure and simple.
Did you talk to him?
any second.
I'm not talking to you.
You have a combined wattage
of five, maybe less.
It's been years.
Do what you like.
We're not gonna give up hope.
That's real touching.
You're gonna get me bawling
like a baby any time now.
I think
you're jealous.
Sure, I'm jealous of
a bunch of dimwits.
- Dim?
- Yeah!
The Master never
played with you.
Because you're
stuck in the wall!
So, it's back to that
stupid static again.
You think I don't know
what's going on in here?
I know what goes on
in this cottage.
It's a conspiracy...
and every one of you
low-watts is in on it.
Just because
you move around...
you think you're
better than I am.
I was designed
to stick in a wall!
I like being stuck
in this stupid wall!
I can't help it...
if the kid was too short
to reach my dials!
We didn't mean it,
really.
It's my function!
Don't.
Wait, wait!
- He's gonna blow!
- Yank the cord!
The fuse!
Poor Air Conditioner.
I didn't know
he'd take it so hard.
He was a jerk anyway.
Hey, what's that?
What is it?
A car.
Not another word
about cars.
You said it.
Sounds close.
Just don't even start.
Sounds real close.
Wah, hah, hah!
Stop it!
We're going out
to find him.
- What?
- What do you mean?
Exactly
what I said.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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