The Brave Little Toaster To The Rescue Page #2

Just don't even start.

Sounds real close.

[Car Door Closing]

[Hammering]

[Humming "Taps"]

Wah, hah, hah!

[Humming]

Stop it!

We're going out

to find him.

- What?

- What do you mean?

Exactly

what I said.

We're gonna go out

and find the Master.

To the city?

No matter what!

How would you propose we're

gonna do that, exactly?

I don't know.

Come off it.

Be serious.

I am serious.

You're insane.

If only we were wiener dogs,

our problems would be solved.

What?

Maybe it was

a basset hound.

You're all insane!

It was a news flash

I picked up about a dog.

In an amazing show

of loyalty and courage...

a terrier named Grover

traveled hundreds of miles...

to be reunited

with his owner.

The poor critter was

accidentally left behind...

on a fishing trip

three weeks ago.

He had to find his way

across rugged mountains...

and scorching deserts

in order to get home.

Little Grover turned out

to be one spunky pup.

If a dog can do it,

we can do it!

But a dog has legs.

Ah, don't be

a wet blanket.

- Legs would help.

- Brains wouldn't hurt either.

- Lay off.

- Pipe down, carpet breath.

I'm going,

with or without you.

I say we stay.

We'll have a new master

when someone buys the cottage.

But I don't want

a new master.

I want

our master.

Well...

what about the

rest of you?

You boys are gonna

need a leader.

Alone, you wouldn't last

for 5 minutes out there.

I used to be

a mountaineer.

Together...

we can stand against

the forces of nature!

Were you really

a mountaineer?

Sure, ask anybody.

Ask Teddy Roosevelt.

We shot moose together

on the Klondike.

You know,

I was thinking...

you guys will need

somebody bright along.

- Good idea.

- Listen to this.

World War II,

the Normandy Invasion...

and who dare but Lampy

to light the way?

You know...

I thought it would be good

to have somebody come along...

who's really... strong.

- And loud.

- And grumpy!

And oblivious

to reality.

Well?

I just know I'm going

to regret this.

[Cheering]

- Yippee!

- Hot dog!

Wow, this is

our last fuse.

Good thing we're

getting out of here.

I've always

loved travel.

The open road,

the wind in my face...

the flies clogging

up my grille.

Yeah? How are

we going to travel?

We could all pile

on top of the bed...

and then Kirby

can push us!

No, no.

Hey, what about

the Master's pogo stick?

[Crash]

That's no good.

How about we're

in the refrigerator...

on a skateboard

and Kirby can pull?

No, no. Hey!

- Shut up.

- Shut up!

Let somebody else

try for a change.

Arise, Hassan.

Arise,

oh magic carpet.

We need a longer cord.

We need an alternate

power source, I say.

- I guess this is it.

- Uh-huh.

- [Sigh]

- Blanket?

Huh?

Ready to go?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Okay, Kirby.

Hmm, shag carpet.

Look, Lampy.

From here you can see

the really big lamp.

Wow!!

I wonder where

his switch is?

We are pioneers.

Whoa!

[Toaster]

Can't see the road anymore.

Are we going in

the right direction?

[Blanky]

I don't think so.

[Radio]

You boys need a navigator.

Navigator?

I'll tune in a radio

signal from the city.

I can take you right there,

lickety-split.

[Static]

[Instrumental]

North by northwest.

Watch out for

low-flying aircraft.

- Ow.

- What's wrong?

He stepped on me.

- Did not.

- Did too.

Did too!

Did not!

Hey, come on.

How do you expect us to get

there if you're fighting?

You mean we're

not there yet?

No, not yet.

We got a long

way to go.

Oh, boy,

you're telling me.

Life is like a journey

On the road that's within

Head says you should stay

But your heart says to begin

So you go

But you don't

want to go

Any life worth living

Isn't life just

filled with ease

You just stay forgiving

Through the forests

and the trees

And you'll go

Just where you want to go

Time flies by

in the city of light

Time stands still

in the country

There's no time

for a fuss and a fight

As we travel the land

And I'd

be satisfied

Just to be

not denied

To reside with some pride

While I ride to the city

The city of light

Light shines like a diamond

in the city at night

When that

diamond shines

You know that

everything's all right

But you know

We got a way to go

Let us meet the Master

We don't want

to make him wait

You just keep a-knocking

he will open up the gate

To that city of light

Master is a man

with a plan I can understand

Master is a man

of great reflection

Master is a man who lays

his hand across the land

Master is a man

of our affection

Time flies by

in the city of light

Time stands still

in the country

There's no time for

a fuss and a fight

As we travel the land

And I'd

be satisfied

Just to be

not denied

To reside

with some pride

While I ride

to the city

The city of light

Hey, everybody.

Look!

- A clearing!

- Great.

Spread out the blanket

and have a picnic.

I'm full of stickers.

My bag's full of

thistles and sticks...

and who knows

what else!

Whose idea was it

to come this way?

The lamp's.

Oh, yeah?

Who's supposed to be

the big shot navigator...

Mr. Loudmouth?

Mr. Big Loudmouth.

- Yeah.

- Where are we?

Give me a second and...

listen to this.

It's the top of the ninth,

the bases are loaded...

and Pee Wee Reese

is at the plate.

There's the pitch.

He connects.

Oh, and it's a triple play.

Knock it off!

We should all

settle down...

and try to get

some sleep.

This is my sleeping space.

Nobody crosses this line.

You better not wake us

up at 6:
00 as usual.

- Why are you complaining?

You didn't work today.

- Yeah.

Go find your own place

to sleep, fuzz ball.

Watch it.

Are you blind?

It's a line.

Good night!

Come on,

I'm not the Master.

Go snuggle

somewhere else.

I'm trying to

get some sleep.

Go on.

[Sigh]

Help!

Don't leave me.

Listen, listen.

What's that?

[Croaking]

Over there!

Oh, look!

Light.

I see light!

Croak, croak!!

Croak,

croak!!

Croak, croak!!

Croak,

croak!!

Croak, croak!!

Ribbit.

[Humming]

Ribbit.

[Tap, Tap, Tap]

That's the same

riff I used...

when I was drumming

for Cab Calloway.

Like this.

Cut that out!

La, la-la-la-la-la, la

La, la-la-la-la-la, la

Booga-booga.

Boodle-boodle.

Get out of here!

Hey fellas,

come look at this.

Whoa!

I'm trying to see.

Look at me!!

[Chattering]

Oh.

No, no.

It's just a reflection.

I'm not a flower.

[Laughter]

Ribbit.

Come on, help me.

They're killing me.

Leave him alone!

Stop it.

Give me that.

He was chewing

on the Master.

Time to go.

Bye.

[Toaster]

Are you sure this is the right direction?

[Radio]

As sure as I am honest.

[Lampy]

Then we're definitely lost.

There might be lions

in there.

And tigers

and bears, oh my.

He's such a baby.

Waa-waa!

What's the matter,

Kirby?

Battery's running low.

We should

give it a rest.

Turn out that light.

[Bushes Rustling]

Do we have

to stop here?

Only for a while.

Just long enough

to lose our minds.

We'll be cannibals

within a few days.

You'll be the first

to go, dial face.

Hey, fellas,

we can stay here.

Look.

What's the matter?

Eaten alive, the poor sap.

Wow, wow!

I thought you

were a goner.

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