The Brave Little Toaster To The Rescue Page #5

This lamp would look

so cute in your dorm room.

Go for it.

What are you

going to read by?

I'll buy

some candles.

I won't read.

I'll go out.

I'm not gonna

take your stuff.

I'll just pick up a few

cheap things this afternoon.

That's right,

ladies and gentlemen.

Appliances,

cheap appliances...

available now at

Ernie's Disposal.

Where's a good bargain

place around here?

You should have gone

for the new stuff.

Oh, were you

in line first?

After you,

of course!

Pardon me!

I can't take this

kind of pressure

I must confess

One more dusty road

Would just be

a road too long

Worthless

I just can't

I just can't

I just can't seem

to get started

I don't have the heart

to live in the fast lane

All that is past

and gone

Worthless

And there ain't nothing

you can do about it!

Pardon me

while I panic!

Worthless

Worthless

Worthless

No, that place

is too expensive.

Cheap!

We're talking

real cheap!

What about Rooney's

down on 53rd?

They've got used

vacuums and junk.

This just in.

Rooney's vacuums

found to be...

carcinogenic in

recent lab tests!

Big, big tumors

on those rats.

We've got photos

to prove it...

and I don't even

want to look at them.

I come from

K.C., Missouri

And I got my kicks

on Route 66

Every truck stop

from Butte to M.O.

Motown to old Alabama

From Texarkana

and east of Savannah

From Tampa

to old Kokomo

Worthless

I once ran

the Indy 500

I must confess

I'm impressed how I did

And I wonder how close

that I came

Now I get

a second sensation

I was the top

of the line

Out of sight

out of mind

So much for

fortune and fame

A bargain

in every buck!

A buck in

every pocket!

A pocket in,

uh, every trouser!

Ernie's Bargain Circus...

where you ride

the Ferris wheel of values...

toward a better tomorrow.

Once took a Texan

to a wedding

Once took a Texan

to a wedding

He kept forgetting

his loneliness

Letting his thoughts

turn to home and return

I took a man

to a graveyard

I beg your pardon

It's quite hard enough

Just living with the stuff

I have learned

Worthless

Let's go cruising and

see what we can find.

Why wander endlessly through

the sprawling wasteland...

they call the city...

when your dreams

are all under one roof?

Our roof,

corner of 3rd and E.

Crazy Ernie's

Amazing Emporium...

of total

bargain madness!

Ha-ha-ha!

Ha!

Have you ever heard

of this place before?

Looks pretty neat.

Once drove

a surfer to sunset

There were bikinis

and buns filled with weenies

Fellini just

couldn't forget

Pico, let's go

up to Zuma

Pico, let's go

up to Zuma

From Zuma to Yuma

the rumor was

I had a hand

in the lay of the land

Get up and go

hit the highway

Ooo-ooo

I worked on

a reservation

Ooo-ooo

Who would believe

they would love me

And leave on a bus

back to old Santa Fe

Once in an

Indian nation

I took the kids

on the skids

With a Hopi was happy

to lie in the shade

You're worthless

This sure doesn't

look like...

Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium

of total bargain madness.

- It's the right address.

- Hmm.

Oh!

At least we'll

all go together.

That's looking at the

bright side, isn't it?

The Master's down there!

Look!

- It's him!

- What? Where?

Why look,

it is him!!

Maybe he still

needs us!

Yeah!

Chris?

Hey, these are

hard to find.

This is me.

What?

I can't hear you.

I don't get it.

There he is.

I can't believe it.

Freeze.

Here he comes.

[Clink-Clink]

You jump off one side,

I'll jump off the other.

Okay, I got it.

Which side?

- Right side.

- Okay.

I'm glad we don't have

to do this every day.

Look!

Hey Rob,

come here.

What?

Doggone it!

- He's coming back.

- He'll see us this time.

Run!

This looks just

like my old blanket.

I think it is

my blanket.

That's my radio.

Hey, Chris!

And the lamp!

Hey, Chris!

Wait a minute!

These are mine.

Let go!

Whoa!

Let me down!

Aaah!

Chris! Help!

Where are you?

Rob?

Chris!

Aaah!

Whew!

Would you cool it?

Get down here.

You're scaring me

to death.

Really now.

Why don't you just

buy a new one?

Where could I find another

toaster like this?

Like that?

Probably nowhere.

Ah-ha!

Bye, Mom.

I love you.

I'll call you tonight.

You forgot your sweater!!

We did good,

didn't we?

Yep, we did good.

You know,

I've been thinking.

This college business

seems like a good idea.

I can absorb a lot

of interesting facts.

I'm picking up a news flash!

President Roosevelt has declared

today a national holiday...

in honor of those five amazing

appliances we've heard about.

So lock up the office,

take down the top...

and open that

rumble seat!

Last one to Coney Island

is a party pooper.

From the starlight roof

high atop the Ritz...

we wish our intrepid

little friends...

the best of luck...

and a fond farewell!

Ah, you're all

a bunch of junk.

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