The Breed

(# The DANDY WARHOLS:|"Cool As kim Deal")

# Hey...

# There's nothing in my heart

# I'd rather be cool

# Than be smart

# Here's what I feel|Ba ba-ba ba

# Just want a girl as cool as can be... #

You're lost.

I'm not lost.|I just don't know exactly where we are.

Maybe I should steer for a while.

Whoa. I'm a little buzzed.

Man, you are so cute|when you're hammered.

- I'm not hammered.|- You sure are.

Hey, look.

I'm busy here.

Land.

You see? We're not lost, we're just|on some creepy island penal colony.

You know what?|I'm gonna go and find that bar.

- Ok.|- Ok.

(Giggles)

- (Distant barking)|- Woof!

Woof!

(Hollers) Hey, wait up!|I've just gotta finish tying up here.

(Woman giggles)

Ow!

Hello?

Hello?

(Faint clank of metal)

(Rustling)

(Woman gasps)

(Rustling)

(Gasps)

(Rustling)

(Rustling in undergrowth)

(Crunch from undergrowth)

Luke?

(Low growl)

(Animal snarls)|(Woman screams)

(Growling)|(Screaming)

Jenny?

(Screaming)

Jen?

(Woman whimpers)

(Animal growls)

(# SOHO VAMP:
|"Tophat Tomcat)

(Man) There it is.

- What?|- There it is! You excited?

Three final exams, two biology labs|and a term paper due in four days

and I let you convince me to go|for a party weekend.

It's my duty|as the irresponsible brother.

To make sure I never get|into medical school?

The burden of the smart guy!

I got two words for you -|Communications Major.

I'm a fan of the five-year program.

This is why I had to study|in the library.

Noah has turned our dorm room|into prime happy-hour real estate.

Because I read the brochure that said|it's Ok to have fun in college.

- I have fun!|- You have fun, when?

Baby, you'll have the last laugh|when you're a doctor...

and they're stuck living off of ramen|noodles and unemployment cheques.

(All) Oh!

- That's not a bad thing.|- Bill Gates never went to college!

Just fly the plane, Maverick.

# Tophat Tomcat

# Bang bang|Tophat Tomcat

# Bang bang Tophat Tomcat

# Bang bang|Tophat Tomcat

# Bang bang Tophat Tomcat #

Gosh, Mattie, this place is incredible.|I can't believe it's yours.

Ours. It's "ours."

God, it must really suck|being a trust-fund baby, huh?

When my uncle died,|I only got Sonics season tickets.

Our Uncle Frank wasn't rich.|This house was all he owned.

- Lived here for... what?|- (John) 20 years.

...20 years, doing nothing but studying|birds, watching animals...

Talking to trees, guzzling whisky.

Yeah, he was a little eccentric.

Johnny and our uncle|never really got each other.

- No one ever gets me.|- I got you.

You got me so much,|you dropped my ass.

(Hollers) Hey...

- Come on.|- Oh. Sorry, man.

Overgrown chic! I love it.

Come on, let's get inside.

Man, I missed this place, Johnny.

(John) Ah, the zip line.|I'm going on that.

Here we are.|Home sweet home, huh?

- I love it!|- (Sara) Wow!

How long has it been|since you guys were here?

God, ten... How old were you when|you sunk Uncle Frank's car in the bay?

I was 12 and bored.

(Matt) 12. So... 13 years.

I'm surprised he left us the place.|He was afraid you'd burn it down.

- (John) I still can.|- Poor house.

Check out the wine cellar.|Whoa!

- An M5 Medoc? God, this is fancy!|- Yes, yes!

In M5 I was still playing|with Rainbow Brite.

(Noah) Yeah? And looking good doing it.

- We can't get into his wine, it's...|- What?

It's... I don't know.|It's disrespectful or something.

You know what? Let's all be quiet.

Lucky for you guys I came prepared.

- What you got?|- Anybody know what time it is?

- What time is it?|- What time is it?

Margarita-30!

(Clapping and singing)

Where's the blender?|Come on, baby.

(Noah) Chips, salsa...

hot dogs, beer...

Soy milk? Flaxseed oil? Kasha?|What the hell is kasha?

That's Nikki's. She's a health-food nut.

Her body looks like no vegetarian|I've ever seen.

Ooh!

(John) Have a good time.|Don't be a little vagina this weekend.

Ok, that's offensive, A,|and B, I am gonna have a good time.

- You still remember how to do this?|- Yes. Go.

Ah, the memories.

The car that was once a submarine.

Give the nozzle a turn.|If you smell gas, run.

(Matt) Thank you.

Hey, look. The keys are still in the car.

That thing hasn't been used for ages.|It's never gonna start.

Given your history,|it's probably a good thing.

(Engine starts)

German engineering at its finest.

Come on! Oh! Oh...

What's wrong?

The only thing separating me|from my immediate personal happiness

is John and Matt's skill|with a generator.

Then we'd better start drinking|these... before they go...

(Blender whirs)

Yes! That's what I'm talking about!|That's what...

(Blender stops whirring)

Why, blender?

- What happened?|- What do we do?

I saw the fuse box in the basement.

- You know how to fix a fuse?|- Hell, no. You?

- No!|- Well...

maybe we could figure it out together.

(Door creaks)

Ok, Ok...

a young, handsome brother...

...takes blonde little bad girl

into the dark, dusty basement with him.

- I got it.|- Ok, you go ahead.

Young... attractive... virgin...

pushes obnoxious|a**hole in the basement!

(Noah) Are you really a virgin?

(Sara) Wouldn't you like to know?|(Noah) Er... yes.

Ooh! Vintage.

(Giggles)

(Heavy scrape of metal)

(Both laugh)

Here's the fuse box.

- Look, there's the fuse.|- New one?

Yeah... Oh. You see?|That one's blown.

- (Sara) This one?|- Yeah.

(Noah screams)

- (Noah) Sorry.|- Dude!

(Noah) It was this thing! I'm sorry!

- (Sara) You scared?|- No. Where is this?

- Oh! Got it! Got the fuse.|- Yeah.

- Should I put it in?|- Oh, God, yeah.

Eugh!

- Ok, here's the master switch.|- Ok, try it.

- Ready?|- Yeah... Yes!

(Matt coughs)

- You weren't supposed to find that.|- Why?

It's just a secret attic|for make-out parties.

(Laughs)

You were nine the last time|you came here, silly.

And?

I was a very early bloomer.

If everybody knew the Matt that I know,|it'd be so hard to keep you to myself.

No, it wouldn't.

Which room should we take?

The one farthest from my brother's?

Ideal.

Two years and it's still awkward.

I apologised to him a thousand times|about us, but he's still mad.

He's not mad, he's John.

Are you trying to fulfil|some adolescent fantasies?

I might be.

Uh-uh. There.

- A secret make-out party.|- Uh-oh.

It's on!

(Matt) You know you're gonna kill|yourself.

You'll never believe what I found|in the attic.

Ah.

Ah, the house flag.|We were such dorks.

At least one of us has changed, huh?

- That rope's gotta be 20 years old.|- It feels Ok to me.

John, really.|Hemp like that deteriorates.

I brought climbing rope with me.|You can string it with a Dynaloc.

Whoo!

- Once a brute, always a brute.|- (John) Whoo!

Sometimes it stuns me|that you two are related.

Usually people who live|on the edge like that die young.

Johnny wouldn't be caught dead dying.

It would make him look bad.

(Laughter)

What? All work and no play.

(Matt) You sound like Johnny.

Well, he wants you|to enjoy yourself too.

- Right.|- He does.

Remember when we were 13 and he|threw you your first boy-girl party?

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