The Bronze Page #9

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Just wait right there.

"Yesterday at the mall, I instructed

all these people to come here today.

"Point to all the people." Yeah...

So, that's...

- These are the people that have come.

- I understand.

"So, this is where we met,

at this gym years ago.

"Keeping it alive is my gift to you.

"And it won't suck for me either.

"I would like to say to you now

that I am so sorry, co-pilot.

"When you win a medal the way that I did,

"you start to believe that

nothing will be better than that feeling.

"But each moment I've had with you,

it tops that, each and every time."

It's true.

"Hurting you was the most dumbass thing

that I've ever done.

"Will you please forgive me?

"A-plus on spelling.

Good luck, Hope. Love, Dad."

F***. That...

That last sentence wasn't for you.

My dad spellchecked,

but I wrote it all myself.

You can see that's in my handwriting,

and then that's in my dad's handwriting, so...

- I believe you.

- Uh, okay.

- You could have that.

- Thank you.

Um...

Truth.

I am really, really sorry.

And I really, really like you.

Well, yeah.

I mean, it really, really sucked.

You really, really hurt me.

But also, uh, truth.

I've always really, really liked you.

And I really, really forgive you.

Good call, Ben.

That's the first time you called me "Ben."

Actually, uh, I prefer "Twitchy."

- That was a fake one.

- Oh.

That was real.

Why, oh, why...

- Nope.

- Please. Just a little.

Why not?

Why did I ever leave Ohio?

Why did I wander

To find what lies yonder

When life was so cozy at home?

Wondering while I wander

Why did I fly?

Why did I roam?

Oh, why, oh, why, oh

Did I leave Ohio?

Maybe I'd better go

Home

First name, Hope

Middle name, Annabelle

Third name, Greggory

Last name, Bring 'em Hell

Hope!

Hopey!

Dad, get out of my room,

I'm rapping.

F*** you, f*** them, and f*** that

I'm like,

f*** you, f*** her, f*** them

F*** a medal, I got Hope,

Blonde money in

I'm like, f*** you, f*** her, f*** them

F*** a medal, I got Hope

Blonde money in

'Cause we don't wanna f*** with you

Making money, cashing out

like I'm supposed to

We don't wanna f*** with you

White Russian, really?

...back b*tch

City of Ohio, State of Amherst

When I was just a baby,

lost my mother to a hearse

Excuse me?

F*** you, f*** them, and f*** that

If I said it then, I said it,

I ain't taking it back

F*** you, f*** them, and f*** that

Gotta lock it from your key

that I stole from your crack

Dad's name is Stan,

Post General wussy

His fish's name is Bradley

and that fish is a p*ssy

F*** you, f*** them, and f*** that

I be snorting... while you be smoking crack

No one can stop her,

'cause she's a winner

- Yeah, I am

- Blonde hair, don't care, go-getter

Finger in the fist

F*** her in the p*ssy

Have her whistle like Ricky,

I love Lucy

- Who's that?

- She like this one dude

And he's geeky

When he nervous, he starts twitching,

call him Twitchy

- Deformity problem

- Finna soda... f*** you

F*** you, yo, blow the p*ssy

And your... too

I'm like, f*** you, f*** her, f*** them

F*** a medal, I got Hope,

Blonde money in

I'm like, f*** you, f*** her, f*** them

F*** a medal, I got Hope

Blonde money in

- F*** that

- We don't wanna f*** with you

No, you don't

Making money, cashing out

like I'm supposed to

- We don't wanna f*** with you

- No, you don't

Making money, cashing out

like we're supposed to

On the high bar now,

Perfect 10, perfect...

Doing Twitchy till he's sticky,

then I do it again

F*** what you've heard

Believe what you see

Rocked the bronze so hard,

you think I'm A vril Lavigne

I'm a boss-ass b*tch

Check the resume, son

I brought that bronze home, homie

What the f*** have you done?

I'll wait Waiting

Hope, your grilled cheese is ready!

If your dad wakes you up

Let me give you advice

Knock that meal-b*tch down

So he doesn't ring twice

Hope Annabelle,

let's de-escalate, shall we?

Need a tight, hot mama

with a brand new bag

Hardly ever get my flow,

so I'm not on the rag

F-U-C-K-Y-O-U

I'm a boss-b*tch

Thought you knew

I'm like, f*** you, f*** her, f*** them

F*** a medal, I got Hope,

Blonde money in

I'm like, f*** you, f*** her, f*** them

F*** a medal, I got Hope

Blonde money in

- 'Cause we don't wanna f*** with you

- No

Making money, cashing out

like I'm supposed to

- We don't wanna f*** with you

- You got Fanta?

Everybody in the mall know my name

It's Hope Ann

- Awesome boss b*tch music

- Mission accomplished

...give a f*** how you feel

If it ain't about me,

then you get no chill

Try to take my place...

You can never be me,

'cause I'm a real one

Second to none

I'm always number one

Hope Ann Greggory will get the job done

And she's f***ing awesome

Second to none

I'm always number one

Hope Ann Greggory will get the job done

I'm a f***ing role model.

That's a sh*t ton of pressure.

That's bullshit.

My whole life

is lived on a microscope.

You got nice cans.

Suck it!

I'm Hope Ann Greggory, motherfuckers

You don't wanna f*** with that.

It's Hope Ann Greggory, y'all.

You try doing that with a torn Achilles.

Word up.

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