The Butter Battle Book Page #2

Forget it, old fellow!

You are stymied again!

Buster, that was a pretty

sour flight that you flew.

And the chief Yookeroo...

Well, he is looking for you!

To make the world's

most mighty weapon

you take a

mess of mook-a-hoo

and you twaddle it...

and you waddle it a bit!

That's what you do.

Now this sly,

unstable substance,

dug from deep

beneath the land,

contains grand evil powers

that we scarcely understand.

And when it starts to burp and

bubble, you can press it in the scrubs.

That precipitates the pluggins

and activates the glucks.

Then you

squeeze it till it's squeezen,

then you

squeeze it even tighter,

'cause the tighter

that it's squeezen

makes its mighty

might more mighter!

And it's just a bloody miracle

you've got when you are through.

You got a little itsy

bitsy big-boy boomeroo!

And lovely throbbing, globbing gumdrop,

that you're holding in your hand,

will blow those

blasted Zooks away

to never Neverland!

You just run to the

Wall like a nice little man.

Drop this bomb on the

Zooks just as fast as you can.

I have ordered all Yooks

to stay safe underground

while the bitsy big-boy

boomeroo is around.

Thats when Grandfather found

me! He grabbed me. He said:

You should be down that hole!

And youre up here instead!

But perhaps this is all

for the better, somehow.

You'll see

me make history.

Right here!

And right now!

You'll see your old gramp

put an end to them all!

Put an end to all those

Zooks who live over the Wall!

Put an end to the

every last village and town

of those fiends who eat

bread with the butter side down!

And I, my dear chap,

have a message for you!

Mainly, I also have

a big-boy boomeroo!

And it's my firm intention

since I have the means

to blast every Yook

into small smithereens!

Grandpa! Be careful!

Hey! Easy! Oh, gee!

Whos gonna drop it?

Will you? Or will he?

Be patient!

We'll see.

We... will see...

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