The Chicken

THE CHICKEN:

And with this "Rocking Chair Twist",

we wish you a pleasant Sunday!

The ship pitches

There are squalls and storms at sea

"But no sissies are we... "

Start again!

The ship rolls

The ship pitches

There are squalls and storms at sea

But no sissies are we

We're happy as fish in water

- Pee-pee!

- Not now!

CHICKEN FARM:

Anyone home?

If this isn't a surprise!

- How do we prepare it?

- In the stew pot.

Does he make eggs?

No, honey, it's not a hen.

- So what does he do?

- Nothing. We eat it.

Do we eat the hens?

No, because they lay eggs.

Eat!

Do we have a stew pot?

Eat up.

You don't know who's eating you.

Is it fat?

Mine doesn't like poultry.

In just a few moments,

tonight's movie.

We remind you that this program...

... is not recommended

for our younger viewers.

So we say to them, good night.

Sleep tight!

I want him to sleep with me.

Who?

The chicken.

When will we eat the chicken?

Sunday.

It's a hen.

Anyone can make a mistake.

Another one.

When do we eat the chicken?

We don't. Because it's a hen.

A dozen eggs, ma'am.

It's him!

Don't hit him, Fernand!

- It never happens?

- Never!

I don't want us to eat him.

No, honey, we won't eat him.

Will we, Papa?

I knew it wasn't a hen.

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