The Chipmunk Adventure Page #2

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(David)

HELLO, MISS MILLER.

I WANT ALVIN, SIMON

AND THEODORE:

TO MEET ME IN EUROPE.

PHEW.

BYE-BYE.

(Miss Miller)

COULD YOU REPEAT THAT, DAVID?

[exclaiming]

[car door closing]

(Alvin)

KLAUS AND CLAUDIA

WANTED US HERE AT 2:00.

I HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.

SIMON,

I FEEL KIND OF FUNNY

ABOUT TRICKING MISS MILLER.

IT'S CALLED "GUILT,"

THEODORE.

(Alvin)

COME ON, YOU GUYS.

(all)

WOW!

UH, SO, ALVIN,

YOU FINALLY SHOWED UP.

WELL, SOMEBODY

HAS TO WIN THE RACE.

MR. FURSCHTIEN,

I BEG YOU TO CALL THIS OFF.

[gasping]

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, KLAUS.

WE'RE THRILLED TO BE GOING.

[grunting]

[both grunting]

OH, SIMON,

DON'T WORRY SO MUCH.

[groaning]

NOW, HERE ARE THE RULES.

EACH OF YOU WILL BE TAKING

A DIFFERENT ROUTE.

AND TO MAKE SURE YOU TRAVEL

COMPLETELY AROUND THE WORLD,

BOTH TEAMS:

MUST DEPOSIT ONE DOLL

[grunting]

AT 12 DIFFERENT LOCATIONS.

YOU'LL BE GIVEN

THE OPPOSING TEAM'S DOLL

TO VERIFY YOU WERE THERE.

(Klaus)

THE FIRST ONE BACK

WINS $100,000.

A HUNDRED...

THOUSAND DOLLARS.

SIMON,

WHICH ROUTE DO YOU THINK

WE SHOULD TAKE TO BERMUDA?

WELL, IF YOU INSIS ON GOING,

DON'T TAKE

THE EASTERLY ROUTE.

I HEARD ON THE NEWS

THERE'S A HURRICANE

COMING FROM THAT DIRECTION.

UH, THANK YOU

FOR YOUR ADVICE, SIMON.

WHAT A LIAR.

HE'S GETTING AS BAD AS ALVIN.

BUT WHAT IF:

HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH,

BRITTANY?

OH, JEANETTE,

DON'T BE SO NAIVE.

HE'S JUST SAYING THA BECAUSE OUR ROUTE IS SHORTER,

AND HE DOESN'T WANT US TO WIN.

ON YOUR MARKS...

[barking]

PLEASE RECONSIDER.

GO!

[Simon sighing]

BETTER GET IN, SIMON!

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

(Alvin)

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO

WORK THIS THING, SIMON?

(Simon)

NOT A CLUE, ALVIN.

[growling]

[both gasping]

Gott im Himmel!

[yelping]

[screaming]

[whimpers]

WATCH OUT!

HIGHER, JEANETTE, HIGHER!

[crashing]

HANG ON, SIMON.

OH, NO.

OH.

[grunts]

[sputtering]

[gasping]

[mumbling]

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

WE HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY.

(all)

WHOA!

[screaming]

(Alvin)

IN YOU GO, SIMON.

OH...

GRASS STAINS.

STILL THINK:

IT'S A GOOD IDEA, CLAUDIA?

THEY'LL GET THE HANG OF IT.

JAMAL WILL NEVER SUSPECT THEM

IN A MILLION YEARS.

[laughing]

(Eleanor)

BRITTANY,

MAYBE SIMON WAS RIGH ABOUT THE HURRICANE.

(Brittany)

FOR THE LAST TIME, ELEANOR,

THERE IS NO HURRICANE.

[thunder rumbling]

(Claudia)

YES, THE COURIERS

HAVE ALREADY LEFT.

YOU'LL GET YOUR DIAMONDS.

YOU JUST MAKE SURE

YOU FILL MY DOLLS

WITH CASH.

[growling]

[Klaus humming]

OH, PLAY WITH HER, KLAUS.

IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU.

[groaning]

HEY, HEY, HEY.

HEY...

(Claudia)

THE GIRLS' FIRST STOP

IS BERMUDA.

THE BOYS ARE GOING

TO MEXICO CITY.

(Man)

IS SOMEONE ELSE ON THE LINE?

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

THERE'S NO ONE HERE

BUT KLAUS AND MARIO.

[Sophie barks]

AND SOPHIE.

KEEP IN TOUCH.

OH, WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA

THIS WAS OF MINE!

IT'S NOT OVER YET, CLAUDIA.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

[exhaling]

WHERE'S MY COFFEE?

PRONTO. IS JAMAL THERE?

WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?

THE GIRLS' FIRST STOP

IS BERMUDA:

AND THE BOYS...

[growling]

[yelping]

[laughs]

YOU LOSE AGAIN, MUTT.

[laughing]

[exclaiming]

THIS IS:

ONE OF MY PIERRE CARDIN SOCKS.

OH, KLAUS.

MARIO, WHERE'S MY COFFEE?

COMING, SIGNORA, PRESTO!

[whispering]

I'VE GOT TO GO.

I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I GE SOME MORE INFORMATION.

(Jamal)

WELL, SISMAN,

IT LOOKS LIKE:

YOU'RE OFF TO BERMUDA.

AND YOU, CUOMO,

MEXICO CITY.

[Chipettes groaning]

[all coughing]

(Brittany)

WELL, THAT WAS QUITE A BREEZE.

A BREEZE?

IT WAS A HURRICANE.

JUST LIKE SIMON SAID.

YEAH, BRITTANY.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMI YOU WERE WRONG?

BECAUSE, I DON'T THINK--

(both)

BRITTANY!

OK, OK, I WAS WR--

WR-- WR--

UH, JEANETTE,

WHERE'S OUR FIRST DROP-OFF?

[both sighing]

WE MEET MR. ANTON

ON THE FLYING SURPRISE.

[frog croaking]

(Theodore)

AH! ISN'T RIO BEAUTIFUL?

(Alvin)

WE'RE IN MEXICO, THEODORE.

OH? UH,

THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.

(Simon)

UH, ALVIN, LAND THE BALLOON

BY THE FOUNTAIN.

LIKE I SAID, "IN THE TREE."

YOUR FIRST DROP-OFF

IS THE CLUCK N TACO.

YOU MEAN OUR FIRST DROP-OFF.

I'M ONLY ALONG

TO SEE YOU DON' GET INTO TOO MUCH TROUBLE.

HEY, THERE IT IS.

(Theodore)

THE CLUCK N TACO.

[exclaiming]

I'LL HAVE

2 CHEESE ENCHILADAS

WITH EXTRA SAUCE,

AND A TOSTADA GRANDE,

OH, AND A QUESADILLA

WITH A SIDE OF GUACAMOLE,

UH, 2 CHILE--

THEY'RE CLOSED, THEODORE.

OH, FELLAS!

THE INSTRUCTIONS SAY

TO DROP THE DOLL

UNDER THE LITTLE SOMBRERO.

[whirring]

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW!

1 DOWN AND 11 TO GO.

A-AND ONE QUESADILLA.

FORGET IT, THEODORE.

[laughing]

[guns firing]

AND YOU THOUGH WE WERE GONNA HAVE TROUBLE.

[all shuddering]

[laughing]

[all screaming]

[laughing]

THERE'S NOTHIN'

TO BE AFRAID OF, BOYS.

THE FUN HAS JUST BEGUN.

IT IS OUR ANNUAL FIESTA!

[I, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, playing]

I, YI, YI, YI

YI, YI, YI

I, YI, YI, YI, YI,

I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH

I, YI, YI, YI, YI,

I THINK YOU'RE GRAND

WHY, WHY, WHY IS IT THA WHEN I FEEL YOUR TOUCH

MY HEART STARTS TO BEAT,

TO BEAT THE BAND

[grunting]

[Simon yelling]

I YI, YI, YI, YI,

LIKE YOU TO HOLD ME TIGHT

YOU ARE TOO, TOO, TOO, TOO,

TOO DIVINE:

[Simon continues shouting]

IF YOU WANT TO BE

IN SOMEONE'S ARMS TONIGHT

JUST BE SURE THE ARMS

YOU'RE IN ARE MINE

I LIKE YOUR LIPS

AND I LIKE YOUR EYES

WOULD YOU LIKE MY HIPS

TO HIP-NOTIZE YOU

SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI,

SEE THE MOON ABOVE

WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY,

WAY, UP IN THE BLUE

SI, SI, SI, SENORITA,

I THINK I FALL IN LOVE

AND WHEN I FALL,

I THINK I FALL FOR YOU

I, YI, YI, YI

[Simon grunting]

SI, SI, SI, SI

I, YI, YI, YI

CAN SEE, SEE, SEE

CAN SEE, SEE, SEE,

THAT YOU'RE FOR ME

OK, CHIPMUNKS, HIT IT!

[squealing]

WE GOTTA GET GOIN'

WHERE WE'RE GOIN'

WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

WE'RE ON OUR WAY

TO SOMEWHERE:

[laughing]

THE THREE OF US AND YOU

WHO WILL BE THERE,

WHAT'LL WE SEE THERE

WHAT'LL BE

THE BIG SURPRISE

THERE MAY BE SENORITAS

WITH DARK:

AND FLASHING EYES

WE'RE ON OUR WAY,

WE'RE ON OUR WAY

SO PACK UP YOUR PACK,

PACK UP YOUR PACK

AND IF WE STAY,

AND IF WE STAY:

WE WON'T BE BACK,

WE WON'T BE BACK

HOW CAN WE GO,

HOW CAN WE GO:

WE HAVEN'T GOT A,

GOT A DIME:

BUT WE'RE GOIN'

AND WE'RE GONNA

HAVE A HAPPY TIME

[all scatting]

[gasping]

[grunting]

[all laughing]

(Theodore)

ADIOS, YOU GUYS!

[telephone ringing]

[panting]

HELLO.

MISS FURSCHTIEN.

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

(man)

THEY MADE THE DROP-OFF

RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

(Eleanor)

BRITTANY, I--I REALLY THINK

WE SHOULD JUST WAI UNTIL HE COMES BACK UP.

(Brittany)

BUT WHO KNOWS:

WHEN THAT'LL BE.

BESIDES, WE ARE LOSING

VALUABLE TIME.

BUT WE'VE NEVER

BEEN SCUBA DIVING.

AND, AND WHO KNOWS

WHAT'S DOWN THERE?

RELAX, ELEANOR.

THE ONLY THING DOWN THERE

IS OUR CHIPMUNK DOLL.

JUST REMEMBER:

THE TEAM THAT WINS

GETS THE $100,000!

[screams]

[seagulls cawing]

[shark growling]

[Chipettes grunting]

[all sputtering]

[groaning]

[gasping]

WE THOUGH YOU WERE A GONER.

ME, TOO.

WE WOULD HAVE BEEN

LOST WITHOUT YOU.

I KNOW.

THANK GOODNESS,

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

WHAT?

[giggling]

JUST KIDDING, BRIT.

COME ON, YOU GUYS.

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