The Con Artists

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Enough!

Hey, boss!

- Today is the day of visit?

- Why?

- Look! A cockroach.

- I see nothing.

- Are you crazy?

- Sorry!

- I'll transfer you to labor camp!

- The labor camp? Why?

I'll send you to Cap Roux.

Transport is leaving tomorrow.

- Are you sure?

- Yes, and you go there!

- My money!

- Guards, take him!

- Put him in solitary confinement!

- Coming! Don't push!

- I'm going!

- I made the bet that I'll go tomorrow.

- When do I leave boss?

- Tomorrow!

Inside the carriage, faster!

Here's seven and this is ace.

What is this?

- Seven!

- It's ace!

- Again!

- No, I want to go to the toilet!

Well, let's play again. If you lose,

I go to the bathroom, OK?

Deal!

Again! Watchl!

three, two and the ace. Choose a card.

- The ace!

- This time he will win.

Open your mouth.

I put the ace here!

Watch! I put two above,

and three underneath.

- I forgot where I put the ace.

- Here!

You can not focus, buddy.

- I'll be back!

- Go!

Hey, buddy!

You should knock when you come in.

- Who are you? What are you doing here?

- What you were going to do...

... but I coudn'l managed by myself.

Thank you! Now I can get out!

Where are you going?

Come back, you son of a...!

It hurts!

You bastard! You tricked me!

- What is this?

- Knock on the door when come in!

- Everything all right?

- I can't complain!

- Come on, shake it up.

- I already shook it up.

Come quickly,

We do not have time.

- Jump!

- I said, climb.

Where you put me?

Too bad he's dead.

We could play a game of cards of four.

Change! Put this on!

You will find some money in your pocket.

- Thanks. I enjoyed meeting you!

- And me, opposite.

Get out! Where are you going?

There!

I'm seasick. Thank you

for your kindness! All the best!

Hey, a**hole! We didn't help you to

escape to hear that crap.

Start moving or we'll carry you by force!

Persuasive ways are always the most convincing.

Have you seen an angel here

in evening dress?

- Looking for a girl with an angel face.

- Angels in here ...

- Well, and you?

- Everything is on the house, sir!

There's a free seat at the blackjack table.

Thank you! I prefer roulette!

including zero!

I put on the winning number.

I knew that I will win.

I put 24 Red, and I won.

Now give me money, client is always right.

What a luck!

Now I will play a game of poker...

Do you have an open seat?

Thank you!

What do you think?

With or without the ace?

Must know from the beginning.

Excuse me, I am a little clumsy!

I only know how to play bocce.

- Where is he?

- The one who deals the cards!

- Idiot! Who you brought to me?

- It's the one who jumped from the train.

- Not him!

- He even took the jacket and money.

- What do we do? Throw him over the board?

- No.

I do not want scandal on the ship!

When will be fewer customers,

we will listen to what he has to say.

- Call!

- Straight! I won! Right?

- All the money is yours!

- I have a good luck tonight...

First the roulette, then here.

I give you two francs!

I am count Valadieu! You cash it in the Hotel de Paris.

I am well known there.

- It was a pleasure ...

- I would not say the same ...

How about one last hand?

A decisive hand!

It is hard to refuse for this kind of an invitation!

Please!

- I deal?

- No, him!

You had to much initiative already.

- Cut!

- I trust you!

- I open it. 50,000FF.

- Raise!

- Me to!

- Pass!

- Cards?

- One.

- Two.

Four cards!

- I can not change four cards?

- Of course! Give him four cards!

- Thank you!

- With pleasure!

- What we are betting?

- All you have won!

I fold!

- I call?

And four aces!

And I have four, as well...

Dividing in half?

- No! The game for you ends here!

- Why?

Now I will make you to stop joking!

Easy, easy!

I'll give it back!

Listen, moron!

You escaped instead of somebody else!

Who are you and...

why were you on that train?

I was the guest of the French government.

An incident at work.

A supply of imported beer.

Pee flavor!

What pee flavor? It was a pee!

I suffer from claustrophobia. When I'm closed

somewhere I have to run right away

And that train was taking me where I had been before,

going to Caen.

We have the saying: "Do not ever go back to the place where you were happy. "

Happy means felice. And my name is Felice Brianzza!

I say Felix!

Italian! 177 cm, brown eyes.

Serious face!

Distinguishing marks: none!

Before I met those two son of the b*tches ...

For now, I moved due to

incompatibility with my country authorities.

- What the f*** you want from me?

- To go back to camp Caen.

- It's a proposal or a threat?

- Let's say a job offer.

Not interested in job offers.

- What is it?

- I ask the questions.

You said that you have been

in that prison.

I want to know how did you manage to escape?

It was fantastic!

I was surrounded by iron bars.

All around me was a wall and above

was a passage.

Which means a way to get out of there.

I was not sure that I will succeed

At one point I said:

"I... I will succeed" !

Catch him!

Once he shows his head, I'll shot him!

Wake up! It's lunch time!

You're the one who finds cockroaches

in the soup. Isn't it?

Now you find some soup among cockroaches.

- Cive him a double ratio.

- I do not eat today.

- Why?

- I decided to loose some weight.

It's a good calf fillet!

- What's this?

- Calf fillet.

- You mean, the real calf.

- Yes, sir! Real calf.

You can go!

- Charlotte!

- For dessert, there is just a fruit pie.

- It's my name.

- A beautiful name.

- No "pie" is also not bad!

- You are always joking?

- Yes.

- You're a strange guy.

- I agree. Let's talk a little about me!

- You are a nice guy. Where were you born?

My destiny began at a bright

lucky star, that's why we met.

Tell me I'm right!

Angels shouldn't visit top institution

They begin to believe that something will succeed

and start doing silly things.

I saw you last night at the casino,

and then you disappeared.

I hope you do not have intention

to disappear again. Waiter!

- Are there any messages for count Valadieu?

- Are you count Valadieu? Yes.

They phoned from hotel de Paris,

Russian Ambassador is waiting.

- The ambassador is waiting and you not telling me?

- Sorry, did not know that you are...

You can not see who I am?

Darling, we'll drink coffee later.

We can't keep the ambassador waiting.

- Such a things...

- I'm sorry! You sorry!

- Send bill to my account at the hotel!

- Earl?

Account, with "L" at the end!

Who said Earl?

This doesn't end here, we do

accounts, you can count on it!

What are you doing?

I want to look at your legs.

I'm checking if you dance well!

- You sing well!

- I know how to do everything at its best.

And you too!

- What's the style?

- A very personal.

Refrain. I do not want to give more. Otherwise

all will stop and will look at me.

- You are a braggart but I like you!

- I knew from the beginning.

- Who are you, what you do in your life?

- Bedrooms in hotel rooms.

And we take one?

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