The Corpse Of Anna Fritz

We are going to see the stars parading

on the 500-foot-long red carpet.

This year we'll see

Anna Fritz again...

...without a doubt a cascade of

glamour, style, elegance...

There she is, always fabulous.

As always, she's among

the best dressed.

She's done a magnificent job and surely

she'll get another award for her collection.

She's got magic. She makes you

love her like nobody else can.

Anna Fritz flaunts her new

boyfriend on the red carpet.

They are film's most

glamorous couple.

We are proud to see

her parading in Cannes...

And she welcomes us with a smile,

in order to talk about her last movie...

She's ended up working with

Woody Allen, Almodvar, Sofia Coppola...

She'll appear naked on

the pages of Essence...

She's wearing a dress by

Majorcan designer Pau Balaguer...

She gets the most out of her free time

among yachts and sporting cars.

Everywhere she goes she has

always time for fans and followers.

She's special, no doubt.

She's got something that makes her unique.

It's not just her beauty, her gaze...

Actress Anna Fritz has been found dead

in a bathroom during a private party...

The autopsy will be

performed tomorrow morning,

and the cause of death

will be confirmed...

ln order to prevent crowds,

the name of the hospital

where her body is being held

has not been made public.

The news of her tragic death

has shocked the world.

THE CORPSE OF ANNA FRlTZ

Yo!

This is screwed up, dude.

- A f***ing hospital, man.

What did you expect? - Hello.

Can you call Pau?

The orderly.

Thanks.

Wouldn't you f*** the Chinese girl?

- Which one.

- Both.

Chinese women are flat-chested.

Pimp her.

With 3000 euros you get her

the tits you want.

Chinese girls are accommodating.

Yeah, sure.

I have a friend that's done it.

They are very submissive.

Since they are ugly,

they are grateful.

Look at him.

Wassup man?

Wassup.

What are you doing here?

We came to see

if you had more pics.

Just joking.

Come on, you need to get out a bit.

Wanna come to a party?

- No, I work until twelve.

- That's an hour from now.

Where can we do a line?

Man, I'm working.

- Just one.

- I said no.

- Come on, man.

- I said no.

F***, come on.

But hurry up.

What's this sh*t?

Don't touch those,

they are waste containers.

And you bring us here?

lt stinks.

You can leave if you want.

Get to work.

- Put down the bottle.

- Relax, man.

We said just a line?

I want to be all warmed up

for the party.

Yeah, but I'm at work.

Come on,

you're getting wasted today.

I'm not sure

I want to go to that party?

What's up with you?

You never go out lately.

There will be p*ssy, Pau.

You don't like p*ssy?

Yeah, but tomorrow

I'm getting up early.

I have a lot of paperwork

and nine autopsies.

Look for a new job, man.

Why? I like this one?

I'm alone,

nobody bothers me?

To Anna Fritz.

Rest in peace.

Okay. Enough.

Let's go.

Wait.

Come on, for f***'s sake! lvan.

- We can't be here. Let's go.

- Got more pics? - No.

- I bet you got her naked.

- No.

Yeah, right.

You only took a pic of her face.

Yeah, the one I sent you.

- I bet you peeked at her tits, pervert.

- Yes.

You wouldn't have done it?

- ls she still in the hospital?

- Until tomorrow.

ln the mortuary.

Wanna go?

- Pack up. Let's go see her.

- No way!

lvan?

lvan, f***.

Come on guys, enough, okay?

Are you sure you want to go?

Of course.

Come on, where's the morgue?

ln the basement.

lvan, dude? it's 11:30 already.

- Let's go.

You waiting for us here?

F***.

This way.

F*** man, what a f***ing maze.

What's this for?

So the dead don't escape or what?

This is a restricted area.

If somebody spots us, just walk calmly.

I'll say you got lost,

and that I'm taking you to the exit.

lvan! I'm risking my job, man.

Okay, okay.

It's here.

- Are you nuts?

- Open up.

I'm waiting outside.

You can't stay here.

Get inside!

What do you think?

Do you like my office?

- I'm leaving.

- Like f***.

- Javi...

- What are we going to say if we get caught?

That we got lost?

Come on, let's go?

They'd warn me

if somebody were coming.

Where's Anna Fritz?

Javi?

Ready?

Dudes.

I have never seen a dead person.

lt gives me the creeps.

You'll see,

she doesn't even look dead.

- F***!

- Motherf***er!

Are you retarded?

- F***ing moron.

- He's an idiot.

Come on,

don't f*** around with us.

Where is she?

And cover this sh*t.

Okay, for real now.

Come here.

Holy sh*t?

She doesn't look dead, does she?

No...

She's only been here for a few hours.

- What are you doing?!

- F***?

lvan, dude?

I can't believe

I'm fondling Anna Fritz' tits.

Touch them, trust me.

- She's cold.

- And what did you expect?

- Are you sure nobody's coming?

- Until twelve, for sure.

- Let's do a line.

- I'm not snorting here.

Come on, just one.

Come on,

we're done here.

- I want to go to the party.

- It's still early.

He's got a date.

- So, are there more girls?

- Not today?

Half of Spain would do Anna Fritz,

and here we have her, naked.

Holy sh*t.

F***.

You like her, huh?

You looked disgusted before.

It's that she is? perfect.

She's smoking.

How is it to screw a dead woman?

Your dick can't probably get inside, can it?

With spit.

How do you know that?

The vagina is the same

one as in a living woman.

It's just not lubricated,

and when you f*** her,

it doesn't squeeze.

- Have you tried it or what?

- No!

I don't know why not.

If I worked here and

they brought in girls like this one?

lt happens in a lot of hospitals.

It's hard to get caught.

And you've never done anything?

Anything at all?

Don't say a word to anybody, okay?

Once they brought in a girl

who was really hot.

- How old was she?

- Seventeen or eighteen,

she was gorgeous.

I got pics of her.

I f***ed her.

- Bullshit.

- I swear.

That's why you never go out.

They never say ''no'' here.

So, spit and that's it?

And Anna?

Have you banged her?

No...

You bang some random slut

but you don't f*** Anna Fritz?

I bet he was planning to do it

once we left.

Hey? shall we bang her,

all three of us?

- Yeah, and let's do bukkake.

- I'm serious.

- No way.

- I'm not squeamish.

F***, let's go to the party,

there will be girls that can lubricate themselves.

Yeah, but they won't be Anna Fritz.

- I'm doing her.

- lvan? - Why not?

- Come on, let's go, you're drunk.

- What's the fuss?

We won't be hurting her.

She's dead.

Don't f*** with me.

You do whatever you like.

- Are you sure nobody's coming?

- Sure...

Are you going to stay and

watch like sissies?

- I'm leaving.

- No. Wait, let's go there.

He's not going to f*** her.

He thinks I'm an idiot.

He's only doing it to f*** around with us.

He wants to have a laugh at you,

and to piss me off.

He can't f*** a dead woman.

Well, it looks like he can.

Son of a b*tch?

It's a corpse!

A f***ing corpse!

F***, that's why he wanted to come

to the f***ing hospital.

I can't believe it!

You are sick!

Both of you!

What a hump he's giving her?

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