The Country Bears Page #4

this man, this man,|and this chicken

who are all traveling|in this bus.

We'll keep you updated|on Bus Watch!

Oh, no!

You guys are Kidnappers? Huh?

Of course not, Zeb.

Guys...|I think we have a problem.

-Hmm?|-Huh?|-Hmm?

How many?

Two, please.

Right this way.

-Ah!|-Here you go.

Suspicious activity at 2:00.

How could you possibly|know that?

Look.

Let's give 'em a...

Let's go.

Gone in a breeze

I keep blowing down the road...

Pull over.

Pull over.

Pull over immediately or...

uh... or... or-or what?

-Or we'll make you pull over.|-Or we'll make you pull over.

Shake these fellas.

Shake 'em!

Gone in a breeze

I keep blowing down the road...

Whoa!

Well, now they're gone|in a breeze...

Whoa.

Whoa!

I'm scared.

All right, it's time|to lose these guys.

I need honey!

How about a little thing I call|"hiding in the car wash."

Uh, how's that work?

We hide in the car wash.

Oh.

Whoa.

I lost them.

What do you mean, you lost them?

How do you lose a bus?

Bingo. 9:
00.

Ooh, ooh

You might not ever get rich

But let me tell ya it's better|than diggin' a ditch

There ain't no tellin'|who you might meet

-A movie star...|-Ah, yeah, we got 'em, baby.

Oh, sweet justice.

Oh, we got 'em.

At the car wash...

You guys,|they're right behind us.

Hit it, Roadie.

-Henry.|-Come on and sing it with me...

Yeah?

-We're in a car wash.|-Oh.

We're in it.

Where'd they go?

I don't know. I can't see them.

I can't see anything.|Can you see anything?

No, I can't.|Put your window down.

Do you think I should?

Yeah, it's all right.|It's police business.

Right.

You see 'em yet?

Oh!

Oh, Cheets!

Cheets, you okay?

Cheets!

Cheets! Cheets!

Oh!

Help!

Oh.

Oh! Ooh! Cheets!

Oh, man! Oh...!

-Help... me!|-Some of the work|gets Kinda hard

Whoa, man! Oh!

Oh, Ch... Oh, Cheets!

Cheets, I'm coming, man!

-Whoa! God, I got soap|in my eyes!|-It's always cool...

Help!

-Oh! Oh! Oh, Cheets!|Hold on, Cheets! H-Hold on!|-At the car wash...

I'm coming!

-Help me, Ed!|-WorKing at the car wash...

Cheets, where are you, brother?!

I can't swim!

Car wash...

Car wash, girl

Come on, y'all,|let's sing it for me

Car wash

-Whoa!|-Ooh, ooh, ooh

-Look out!|-Car wash, girl

-What?|-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

-Help!|-Car wash...

Never seem to stop comin'

Oh, those bears|are gonna get it!

Oh! Oh! Ah!

Whoa!

Oh, my goodness, that's hot.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Your hair.

Your hair looks ridiculous.

My hair?

Your... mustache.

What about it?

It was a fake?!

You still got it, Roadie!

You, too, Mr. Chicken.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Hey, Dex, it's me... Beary.

Beary? You are in|so much trouble.

It's Kind of cool.

Are Mom and Dad, uh...

I mean,|Mr. and Mrs. Barrington there?

No! They're out looKing|for you, doofus.

Oh, well, tell them I haven't|been Kidnapped or anything

and I'm okay.

I figured out my higher purpose.

I'm getting|the Country Bears back together

for a concert on Saturday|at Country Bear Hall.

No, you're not.

I don't care if you don't|believe me, but it's true.

I just wanted them to know|that I was okay.

Okay, you know, fine.

Just...|when are you coming home?

I'm not.

You're right, Dex.

I got to face facts.

We're different.

I don't belong there.

I never did.

Beary, what are you|talKing about?

Dex, you can keep my Game Boy.

Beary?

Look, you're part of...

So long, Country Bears!

Whoa! What the...?

Look, he's shooting|a ray gun at us.

Come on. Let's run.

Fred, your harmonica

might disrupt|the aliens' brain waves.

Blow. Blow, Fred, blow!

Ah! That noise!

Bear power!

That was bad.

"Appearing Tonight:|Trixie St. Claire"?

Oh, man!

Tennessee!

Tennessee,|remember when you said

you'd do anything|to find Trixie?

To get her back?

Well, guess what?

Oh...

Thank you...

...for not listening.

Uh, well, I am.

Tennessee!

Uh...

Guys, listen up.

This next song was written|by an old friend of mine.

He wrote it a long time ago|when he was my...

...in a band|called the Country Bears.

Whoo-hoo!

Bears rock!

Did I lose your love|a long time ago?

Did I just wear it out?

Baby, I don't know...

Oh, Trixie, I'm all a mess on|account of how much I miss you.

-I know...|-Tennessee...

Ah...

'Cause it seems like anymore

We're not on the same page

In the same book

Or on the same stage

Don't look at me|like I'm a stranger now

Have I changed that much?

Baby, tell me how

We said forever|and always for good...

Oh, stop|your blubbering, Fred.

I'm sorry.

Can love stand the test

Of time that surrounds us?

Moments that astound us?

Can love stand the test

Of time that surrounds us

Moments that astound us

Joy and happiness

Joy and happiness

Joy and happiness.

I think we just got Tennessee.

They're great.

They were always great.

Better than the Eagles.

Yeah?

Uh, uh, yeah, uh...

Hello?

Ted? Ted, it's, uh, it's Henry.

Henry Taylor?

What do you want, Henry?

Yeah, well, uh,|well, Ted, look, uh

I'm sort of in a bind here,|and, uh, I was, uh, well...

Hey, hey, this is exciting!

Uh, we're getting the band back|together for a benefit show.

Great, huh?

What? Get the...|get the band back together?

Yeah-huh.

I'm going in a tunnel.|I'm losing you.

Okay, Ted, good,|thank you very much.

Well?

Oh, he's in.

Whoo-eee! Razzle-dazzle!

Looks like old Ted's done|pretty good for hisself.

Yeah.

Why don't you just borrow|the $20,000 from him, man?

It don't look like|he'd miss it much.

Okay, guys, now,|one thing at a time, okay?

Just one thing at a time.

Got to do everything here.

All right.

Hello? Hello, we're looKing|for a Ted Bedderhead.

Uh, two orders of French fries|and a shake.

Fred...

What?

Oh!

Uh, excuse me?

Excuse me?

Can I help you?

Uh, yeah. Uh, Ted Bedderhead?

He's, uh, an old friend|of mine, um...

Is he here?

No, he's, uh, not here.

He's probably still at the|country club at the wedding.

Oh, yeah, country club.

Well, thank you.

You're the Country Bears, right?

-Um... yeah.|-Yeah!

-Well, I'm, uh...|-Yeah, yeah, I know--

you're a big, big fan--|we get it all the time--

and that's real nice, young man,|but, uh, we got to run.

Thank you very much.

Come on, Beary.

-Come on, Beary.|-Bye.

That guy looks|a lot like Elton John.

Nah, Elton John's taller.

Keep your eyes open|for some clues.

Uh-huh.

Uh, give me a minute, huh?

Yeah.

How's it look?

I'll find a mirror.

Ted may be a little surprised|to see us

so, uh, let me do the talKing,|all right?

I thought you said|he knew we was coming.

Well, he does, but...

Iet's not embarrass him|in front of his rich friends.

It wasn't me.|It was the chicken.

Come on, Fred.

Let's find your brother.

Uh... yeah, my brother, um...

Uh-huh.

I'm going to go get something|to eat first.

-What?|-Yeah, eat first.

Right behind you, big guy.

Shake it, shake it

Shake your groove thing,|shake your groove thing

Yeah, yeah

Uh, maybe he's not here.

Shake your groove thing,|shake your groove thing

Yeah, yeah...

Ah...

Show 'em how we do it now,|show 'em how we do it now...

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