The Crew Page #4

Ferris called.

Said we could come over to the Nastu.

We can have all the chicken

we want to eat, and no cover.

Do you believe our luck lately?

...a sick man...

...who in the end forgot everything,

even his own name.

he couldnt remember

he was once padrone...

...treated with the respect of a god.

Does he look like a god to you now?

Find out who of my enemies did this...

...and bring them to me.

Gentlemen, on centre stage,

lets welcome the lovely Ferrisl

hey, fellas.

-That was beautiful.

-Thank you.

how do you get up the pole without using

your hands? ls that an optical delusion?

Mouth tells me youre the guys

who whacked Raul Ventanas father.

Guus myst tell you lots of things.

Yeah, you hear lots of dirty secrets

when youre in the leisure profession.

Blow.

Why? You tired of it?

Youre a funnu guy.

I like guys who are quick.

That myst be so,

you being in the leisure profession.

Word on the street is that Ventanall pau

a lot to find out who popped Poppa.

Well, the street is out there

and were in here...

...and so far,

you still havent told us why were here.

Okay.

Its real simple.

Either loverbou is an old gasbag,

if so you can tell me to go screw myself...

...but if, on the other hand,

he is telling the truth...

...and I open my mouth: house of cards.

So, whats it gonna be, bous?

Shall I go screw myself?

-Definitely.

-All right.

What do you want?

I want you to whack somebody.

You want us to whack somebody?

Yeah. My stepmother.

Thats it. You whack my stepmother,

I keep my mouth shut.

Selgado, Vega, Pistone. A lot of bad

hombres were taken care of last night.

Im sure Ventanas father

wouldve been proud.

Jumping to conclusions again, Detective.

Things arent always what they seem.

Bad guys get caught like I caught you.

Nine-millimetre, hollow point, cop killers.

his favourite.

Im going to ballistics, lll take it.

Check this out.

What is it?

-Those are my boxers you sent to the lab.

-Yeah.

Theyre not my boxers. They got switched

at the laundromat. Those are 34...

...l would roughly be a 3.

Thirtu-three, tops.

Remind me, why did I ever like you?

Because I hold your hair when youre sick.

Im a good listener.

I go to the chick flicks with you.

Im not like the other a**holes

youve dated cause I know lm an a**hole.

Can you believe this sh*t?

Whack your own mother.

Stepmother.

Its family. Its a disgrace.

You know whose mother is still alive?

Frankie The Rash Decuellos mym, lrene.

-Get out of here.

-I swear to God.

I got a beautiful hand-engraved invitation

to her 100th birthday.

I think Frankie did it up cause there was

a lot of dry, dead skin in the envelope.

Shut up.

here we go.

-Thats her.

-Not bad.

how much do you think

that sh*t Ferris will get for this?

Millions, I guess. Look at that place.

Bobby, are we really going to whack her?

Im open to suggestions.

Got any ideas, Mouth?

Youre awful quiet for a guy

who likes to blab so much.

he ought to do something about it.

he made the mistake.

Why dont you whack her, Mouth?

Okay.

Forget about it.

Nobodys gonna whack nobody.

We couldnt even shoot a dead guy.

Weve got to think of an idea

to get us out of this mess.

I got an idea.

Ues?

Actuallu, its more of a notion.

Its more of a concept, actuallu.

Goddamn it! Son of a b*tch!

-I just tapped him.

-Clear.

I got an idea.

-You wanna go for Slurpees later?

-Keep it down.

Like I said,

youre welcome to fill out an application.

I think were looking for someone

more my age, who can handle a situation.

-You understand?

-Too bad.

I think ld look great in that outfit.

Mind if I fill it out anyway?

I cant breathe!

Who are you?

Now. Good. Perfect.

My father...

...would have been proud.

I wish he knew.

he knows, Raul. he knows.

The important thing is lve avenged

his death and my enemies are no more.

No one can touch me now.

Druglords house?

Someones still out to get Ventana.

Probably a new guy, fresh off the boat,

who saw Scarface too many times...

...whacks daddu, byrns down the house,

let Ventana know hes taking over.

Deli diva next door is

the unfortunate victim of byrning embers.

In real estate, theres only one rule:

location, location, location.

She bought in the wrong location.

-That simple?

-That simple.

-I dont think so.

-Why not?

-Theres evidence missing.

-What?

The shell casings at the crime scene,

at Calle Real.

Theyre not here.

Theyre not accounted for.

Neal here.

Ues, he is. Just a minute please.

Its for you, hans Rolfmyller,

a Porsche dealer.

Thats something lm working on.

Yeah, cars for guys with small penises.

hans. Yeah, lll be in touch.

Dont ever call me here again.

We need to talk, so be cool.

We were hired to kill you.

We thought about it...

...so be nice.

Careful with that goddamn tape.

I just had my nose done.

Who hired you?

Your stepdayghter.

Just shoot me. But not in the face, Okay?

Thank God her father is dead.

This would have killed him.

Never get between a father and dayghter.

Its a very tricky thing.

She always hated me.

The wicked stepmother.

Its ingrained from all those

goddamn Bavarian fairytales.

The Brothers Grimm, you know?

Two Nazi ganefs.

Oi, gevaldl

My left arm is all tingle-la-schmyntzed.

Id give my kingdom for half of a Valium.

So tell me,

what is that no-good-nik doing now?

For five years,

weve just sent money to PO Boxes.

Shes a stripper.

A stripper!

Ballet since she was six years old,

so she could pirouette to show her pupkis?

Ive seen you before.

Where do I know you from?

I dont know. Nowhere.

Youre Pepper, right?

For the best deli this side of Brooklyn...

...come to Sol and Peppers,

at 1520 Collins Avenue.

Lean corned beef? We gotit.

Juicu pastrami? You got to ask?

Kreplach, knishes. Me ken lecken di finger!

So, come. Visit us. Please

I got a second wife to support.

Slice the lox, Sol. I want to go shopping.

Slice the lox, Sol. I want to go shopping.

Thats it.

Youre Pepper from Sol and Peppers!

I cant tell you how much we love

that place, especiallu the garlic pickles.

Its always so nice to hear that.

And your free soup!

Shes Pepper from Sol and Peppers!

Who gives a sh*t? Shut up!

My consolidations about Sol.

Its just over a uear now.

Too much corned beef, eh?

What are you going to do?

You know who your neighbour is?

Raul Ventana.

Cocaine druglord.

A druglord?

hell be out as soon as I let the Standards

and Architectural Committee know.

hes already out. his house byrned down

when we torched yours.

You torched my house?

We had to do it,

to make it look like an accident.

Oh, my God!

My house was going to be featured

in house and Gardens!

You can still be in Gardens.

-hi.

-hi.

-Did I just--

-The television.

I like to keep the volume up

because of my....

Did you see the papers today?

-What?

-Did you see the paper?

You mean about the thing?

Yeah, lve seen that.

Bou, somebody really hates that guy.

Are you sure you dont remember anything

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