The Crew Page #6

Synopsis: Four former made men, struggling to get by in a rundown Miami hotel, come up with a plot to drive out all of the young tenants that are slowly taking over the beach-front hotel and driving up their rent. Taking a man that was found dead on the beach, they arrange what appears to a mob hit and provide a note that says more killings are to occur. Unfortunately the old man they use turns out to be the senile father of a drug lord. The drug lord declares war on the killers of his father, thinking it was an action of his enemies. A stripper learns of the old men's involvement and threatens to squeal on them unless they kill her stepmother. Meanwhile, one man searches for his long-lost daughter, who is the investigating police officer, trying to divest herself from her crumb fellow officer and former boyfriend.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Michael Dinner
Production: Touchstone Pictures
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
37
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG-13
Year:
2000
88 min
$12,485,210
Website
424 Views


Ill tell you what you want to know.

I did it.

-Ill shoot you right now just for luing!

-No, please stop. Dont.

Listen, two things.

One:
I never ever complained

when you had all those loud parties.

And B:
he didnt kill anyone.

All he did was save my life.

-My stepdayghter here tried to kill me.

-Sorry, I said.

-Byllshit!

-No! Dont! Shes my mother!

Im sorry, Mym.

I dont know what got into me.

Im worthless. Im just--

-Youre not worthless.

-Ues, I am!

No, youre not, you are so sweet.

Shut up!

This isnt Jennu-fricking-Jones!

Whats wrong with you?

-he says hes coming back to kill us.

-Dont worry.

Oh, my God.

I have an hispanic housekeeper

I love like a sister.

I love everything Spanish.

I love the cha-cha!

We got family in there.

Lets go.

Take one and pass it back.

I want them back when youre done.

Theyre loaners.

Carnival Cruise Line?

Find out what this is.

Were the Knights of Columbys.

Weve paid to go to Bimini.

Were looking for Pier 19.

This is Pier 19, right?

-I dont think so.

-Whats going on?

We want to go on a cruise.

Get rid of them!

My luggage!

My heart!

Surprise-o, you rat bastards.

Sh*t.

You move and theyre guacamole.

Stop, stop.

I think this is how Mouth used to do it.

Yeah! Thats the way Mouth used to do it.

No pushing. Everyone act nice.

Oh, sh*t!

-Are you Okay?

-Yeah!

Sons of b*tches.

Who are those guys?

Mouth!

This reminds me of Jerseu City, 196.

how are you doing, sweetheart?

Who are you?

Id like to know that, too. Who are you?

Drop the gun.

Let her go.

Drop the gun.

Drop it! Drop it!

Who are you?

Im....

You want to know who I am?

Im her father, a**hole.

Who were those guys? No, really.

Raul went down for a long, long time.

Thats all I want to know.

Who were they? Tell me! I want to know!

Screw him. I always hated drugs.

The cops said the street value of the stuff

on Rauls boat was $40 million.

Olivia got all the credit for the collar,

seeing how her old partner, Steve...

...wasntsticking around

for a pat on the back.

Its not everyday

you get to put a cheating boyfriend away.

Thats got to feel good.

And the topper was,

cocaine wasnt the only thing on that boat.

There were more than 5,000 boxes

of Cuban cigars...

...on one of the trucks that we took.

-Small, medium or large?

-Give me one of each!

Street value:

enough for a down paument on the Raj.

We were propertu ownersl

We made it into a kind of retirement home

for old wiseguys down on theirluck.

You know, wed been there,

so why not share the wealth?

Our Wednesday nightpotluck dinners...

...were better than any ltalian restaurant

in the city.

Mouth and Pepper, forget aboutit.

Mouths first marriage, by the way.

he said hed never feltlike this

until he met Pepper.

he even told her about Ferris.

Peppersaid she didnt care about

what happened before they met.

hell of a broad.

Peppers stepdayghter, Maureen,

thats right, Maureen...

...got a second chance.

Pepper took her to some head doctors,

who said she had issues from childhood.

She seems better.

There you go, Benny.

Thanks, hon. Always a pleasure

doing bysiness with you.

Everyone Okay? hows your meat, Joeu?

Okay, so shes still working

on some issues.

Want some tongue with that?

I did that.

Thats a good drawing.

Thats a very good drawing.

I couldnt believe she came.

She never told anyone

how we were involved in this mess.

I wish I knew what I couldve told her

to make things Okay between us...

...but I didnt know what that was.

Would I change the past?

Yeah. But I couldnt.

Do I know now life isnt worth much

ifyou let down your family?

Yeah. Bytitsjustso many words.

Thirtu years.

Maybe theres nothing you can say

to make up for 30 years.

Olivia....

Forget about it.

Thats beautiful.

Mouths got Pepper. Bobbys got Olivia.

I guess you and me

have got each other, right?

A fortune-teller once told me the love

of my life wouldve dark, curlu hair.

I just didnt know

it would be on your knuckles.

Speaking of knuckles,

Jimmy Fingers says hello.

Do you ever stop?

he wrote me a card,

bragging all about his kid.

Who cares?

his sons some big bookie up in Orlando.

Shut up.

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Barry Fanaro

Barry Fanaro is an American screenwriter of television and feature films. He has taught screenwriting seminars at USC, UCSB, AFI and Mercer University. more…

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