The Culling

[whimpering]

[growling]

[yelping]

[growling, cackling]

[rock music playing]

Would I lie for Would I lie

for Would I lie for you

Tell your mother One

another 50 miles Of love

[music continues]

[growling]

[growling]

[garbled groaning]

[garbled voice speaking]

[child's voice laughing]

[garbled voice speaking]

[voices chanting]

[chanting]

[child laughing]

[faint music playing]

I'm sorry, I know I'm late.

I had to change.

All right, I'll see you

in a second.

Bye.

Bye, Gary.

Gary?

Gary'?

Hey, can you hear me'?

You better

watch your step, Dotty.

[chuckles] It's Emily.

[deep sigh] Oh, hi.

What's going on'?

What's going on is you

just got out of surgery

and you need to be

in bed, honey.

I'd love to go to bed with you.

Shall we, then'?

Let's go.

We shall.

Let's do it.

Hold onto your knickers.

[music playing on radio]

Hm, what is taking so long?

I need another nitro blast.

You just had one.

Yeah, well, maybe

I need one more, baby.

Can't you just like, buy them in

bulk, so we don't have to do this'?

You did this

on the palooza trip, too.

This coming from the guy who had to pee

five minutes after getting into the car.

Yeah, dude. Why don't you take a

piss before we leave, you know?

I have a small bladder.

That's not the only thing that's small.

How do you know that'?

Your momma told me.

That's what I thought.

She has herpes.

You're screwed.

And the winner.

Hey, um, what's the deal'? You and

Emily getting back together or what'?

I don't know. I think we're

just figuring stuff out.

Oh, there she is.

[car horn hunks] Hey.

(Sean) Hey, over here.

Come on, let's go.

Here, let me get that.

Hi, I missed you.

Oh, my God, you look so good.

Let's go, let's go.

[upbeat music playing]

It aim'! Nobody's business

Who I see Or what I'm doing

You're in my mind

You're in my heart

I love you All night long

I love you for the things

That you do

Watch me fly Until I fall

Don't Bring me down

Feeling all right

But don? Bring me down

Ah, no,

not right now. Later.

But this is some of the best stuff.

No cough.

I'm good.

Dude, I just got out of rehab,

and we're going

to South by Southwest.

Exactly. You just

got out of rehab.

No, come on. Don't be like that.

Take a hit.

Here, Hank, you go.

I'll have some later.

That's stupid. You do it. Here.

Oh.

One-night stand.

A midget or a troll'?

Okay, so you're saying

with your mom or your sister'?

(An) Oh!

That's not funny, man.

What if I told mom

you said that'?

Yeah.

Hank, this one is for you.

(Tyler) There you go, baby.

Who would you rather,

Bieber or The Big O'?

It's too late,

it already happened.

The Bieb and I tag-teamed The O

last weekend after his concert.

It was great. (Sean) I saw that.

It was a good show.

It was great.

It was probably the best

one she's ever had.

Amanda.

Mm-hm.

Mile-high club,

or in an elevator?

She'd rather go down than up.

[all gasp] Really?

And that's

your boyfriend, right'?

That's your boyfriend.

You're so sweet.

[upbeat rock music playing]

[no audible dialog]

Say hello To the new boy

Ever-ready

Supernatural spawn

Of class and glamour

Oh the look in his eyes

Don't he slay 'em

With chic?

Baby, I miss you.

I wish you were here.

Hank misses you.

Say hi, Tyler.

( Tyler) Hey,

Hey. (Sean) Hi, Kate.

Bye.

Okay, guys, my blood sugar is

dropping, so I need to eat, stat.

Yes.

No, let's just power through.

Here.

Have a protein bar.

I don't want a protein bar.

I want real food.

(Hank) Ugh.

Well, I mean, anybody else hungry?

No, not really.

Yes, really, extremely.

(Amanda) Yes.

All right, fine. Look, the next place

to eat is 43 miles away, you know?

Sold.

It's kind of a big detour. That's right.

Forty-five minutes.

(Sean)

Finally. I got to piss.

(Hank) lam freaking hungry.

Hurry, we've got

to get to the show.

(Amanda) Oh, no, no, no.

You're not closed, are you?

Sorry, hon. No, can we just get

something to eat just really quick?

No one here.

Cash register's closed.

Which way y'all headed?

We're going west.

Next place is about 18 miles.

It's a fast food place, though,

with lots of processed food.

But y'all have a good night.

(Tyler) Thank you, Mildred.

But we wanted your chicken

"Fred" steak. Bye.

[all chatter]

I need your help.

Well, I have a protein

shake you could have.

A fresh salt malt'? Or you could

eat one of Tyler's bars'?

You're so disgusting.

Oh, come on.

I love you.

I love your face.

(Emily) I love you.

[child sobbing]

[sobbing]

Let's go and get some food.

Hi.

Where's your mommy and daddy?

I don't know.

I can't find my grandpa.

Is he here?

I don't know.

I want to go home, but it's too

far to walk all by myself.

(Emily) It's okay, sweetheart.

What's your name?

Lucy.

Hi, Lucy. I'm Emily. Hi.

( Tyler) We should

find her grandpa.

Yeah, we're going to find

your grandpa right now.

Why don't we call your

mommy and daddy? Okay.

(Emily)

What's your phone number?

I don't know. They just

got a new cell phone.

Why don't we just

call the police?

Yeah, we got to get

out of here, you guys.

Either way, we'd still have

to wait for her.

Well, let's drop her at the nearest

precinct and be done with it, then.

You're not going to have kids

with this guy, are you'?

Look, I'm just saying, we don't need to

be dealing with a little girl right now.

With all the abductions

and paranoia and everything,

I'm just saying, someone could

get the wrong idea, right'?

I just want to go home.

Can you take me home?

Where do you live?

What's your doll's name'?

Jade.

That's a nice name.

She loves me.

How far do you live out here?

It's not far.

Just take a left.

( Tyler) Right here?

Where, right here?

Right there.

Right here'?

Yes, right there.

You're so pretty.

You're the one that's pretty.

Shh, Jade's talking.

Jade thinks you're pretty, too.

Man, this road sucks.

Is that your house?

Uh-huh.

Oh, cool.

Right there.

This place is creepy.

I don't like it.

Is that another one of your

fortune teller's visions?

This is cool.

I'll be right back.

Hey, you want me

to come with you'?

I got it, thanks.

Come on, Lucy.

"You want me

to come with you?"

[chuckles]

P-whipped.

(Sean)

You're so p-whipped.

[demonic whisper]

Come in.

Are your parents home?

They're probably

just out looking for me.

Hello?

Hello? Do you want

to see my room'?

Sure.

Come on.

[ominous music playing]

[laughs]

[Growl]

[growling continues]

What happened to your dolls'?

I found them like this.

Let's, um, let's go

wait for your parents.

[growling]

She'll be fine, man.

We're not going to leave her.

Well, we can't stay here.

(Tyler) Hey, Em's right.

We can't just leave her here.

She's a kid.

We got to at least wait

until her parents show up.

Are you looking

to adopt, Tyler, or what'?

Yeah, besides, we're

missing the Chili Peppers.

Hey, where you going?

It's my playtime now.

All right, but don't go

too far away, okay'?

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