The Curse of the Jade Scorpion Page #12
You know, behind--
underneath all those nasty remarks...
is a very vulnerable,
sweet, sexy woman.
But don't ever let it come out,
because, you know, you could
run the risk of being happy,
and I know that would kill ya.
Chris and I plan
on being very happy.
Your instinct told you
he would never leave his wife.
My instincts are good,
but they're not infallible.
So this was one where I was wrong.
Have a-- Have a terrific
rest of your life...
and try not to jump
out of any windows.
Make sure the elevator's there
before you get in,
because I heard of a man who plunged
15 stories and wound up a vegetable.
I'll let that pass
'cause this is good-bye.
- That's what she said--
- Hey, Briggsie, I was just tellin' 'em.
You quit, I go with ya.
[John] That's right. C.W., you are
our hero. This was a tough nut to crack.
No, this was all luck.
If George didn't know
magic or hypnosis,
you know,
I never would have known anything.
It's an amazing thing.
You can actually put somebody
under and then force them to do
the most outrageous things.
That is absolutely wrong.
A person will not do
they wouldn't do in real life.
- Is that true?
- Yeah.
- What Are you saying?
Th- Th-That I'm, at heart, a thief?
Well, we know there's
a little bit of larceny in you.
I mean, you're the one who's always
saying it takes one to catch one.
Oh, well, there's also a little bit
of larceny in Miss Fitzgerald.
I mean, that was kind of a shock.
- There's a lot of surprises in her,
- it turns out.
- Hey, come here.
Hey.
Hey.
You got a little crush
on her, don't ya?
- Who? Fitzgerald? What, Are you--
- [ Cackling ]
- What Are you talking about?
- Well, come on. I've always known it.
You can't hate somebody that much
without there being...
at least a little bit of attraction
underneath it all.
- Says who?
- It's my instinct. Against all logic.
Come on, Briggsie. You were the one
I think I'm in love with her, but I--
It's the stupidest thing that's ever
happened to me. It's embarrassing.
Yeah, well, uh, you better take
the bull by the horns.
She's out of here in about
three minutes. Look.
She's out of here in about
three minutes. Look.
Go!
Miss Fitzgerald, [ Clears Throat]
marry me.
- What?
- I guess C.W.'s had a few.
- Pretty early for that, don't you think?
- I've had a little tequila, but--
Otherwise I wouldn't have
the nerve to say this.
I'm in love with you.
I want you to marry me.
Mr. Briggs, you're embarrassing me.
You don't want to spend the rest of
your life with the wrong person...
- when it's me you really love.
- C.W., you're making her uncomfortable.
Whatever could make you think
I could, in my wildest dreams,
think of you that way, you--
Yeah, I know. " Nearsighted little
cockroach, " or something like that.
But can't you see the venom under that?
That's the beauty.
Betty, let's go.
C.W. leave here at once.
I think your idea of moving
on professionally wasn't so crazy.
Hey, look, I'm opening up to you.
I'm putting my heart in your hands.
I've been difficult because
I feared you, just like you feared me.
Because underneath, we know this is
the real thing, and it terrifies us.
Yes, I fear you.
You and Boris Karloff.
- [ Sighs ]
- Out of the way, C.W.
Your heroics do not entitle you
to be an obnoxious boor.
How can a man confessing love
be an obnoxious boor?
[ Scoffs ]
I'm afraid Betty and I have big plans,
and they don't include you.
I- I-- You wanna spend the rest of
your life married to the wrong guy?
What makes you think I'd marry you
even if I wasn't gonna marry him?
- like I'm not here.
- Because it's me you love.
[ Scoffs ] You are too old for me.
You are too nearsighted for me.
- You're too short for me.
- You're leaving out the best part.
- I'm also losing my hair.
- All right, C.W. Good-bye.
- And I mean for good.
- Wait-- Wait a minute.
[ Stammering ] Betty Ann.
Betty Ann, where Are you going?
- Madagascar?
- Someone call the plane
and tell them we might be late.
You go ahead, Chris.
I'm staying here.
[Magruder]
What?
I'm staying with C.W.
We have an announcement to make.
Betty Ann, you have
a crazy look in your eye.
I've never felt
so normal in my life.
I can't guarantee that every time
I kiss you there's gonna be fireworks.
I think I fell in love with you
the first second I laid eyes on you.
I want this woman helped!
Get an ambulance!
Uh, Miss Burke. Call my wife's attorney.
Have him halt the separation.
- I see trouble on the horizon.
- Don't worry, Mr. Magruder.
She'll take you back. There'll be a few
new ground rules, but you can adapt.
- Gosh, so much passion
- in a lousy insurance office.
- I know.
- No kiddin'.
- You never know.
Hey. Congratulations.
A little, uh,
going- away present forya.
So, should we...
get out of here and find someplace where
we can start making up for lost time?
How about my place?
I think I can live with that.
Um, God bless everyone,
and, uh, God bless Tiny Tim.
- Shall we?
- Good luck, you two.
Hey, so, what's gonna happen
when she, you know,
wakes up and she's back
to her old self?
Guess the first word out of his mouth
every morning has to be " Madagascar. "
My gosh, who'd have thunk it.
Hey, what a break for C.W.
that in all the commotion...
you forgot to deprogram
Miss Fitzgerald, huh?
What are you talking about?
I didn't forget anything.
I deprogrammed her last night.
You don't have to worry.
It's something you don't even
have to think about.
Tell me how you feel about me.
You're the most wonderful man
in the world-- the handsomest,
the most brilliant, the sexiest.
You know, someday I'm gonna
make you feel those things.
Just, just really feel them.
Anything's possible.
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