The Curse of the Jade Scorpion Page #2
- [ Exhales ]
Look, I don't think you know
what you're talking about.
I think you came in here
like a steamroller--
You felt threatened by me
from the first day I got on this job.
Not only was I an efficiency
expert and a challenge to your
but I'm not one of those windup dolls
you can tickle at the water cooler.
I'm smarter than you. I'm faster.
You're right to feel threatened by me.
I... am threatened by you?
It's fascinating, as a female
executive, how many men I meet
with a fragile masculinity.
A fragile masculinity?
You make one more crack about
my religion, and woman or no woman--
- I have to go.
- Hey, listen, honey,
- let me level with you here.
Despite all your high falutin talk
about streamlining the office,
what you really need is
a good old-fashioned roll in the hay.
Ha! You wouldn't know
which end is up.
Well, in your case,
it would be hard to tell.
Don't bother seeing me to the door.
Someone might think we're together.
- Why? Do I look like an organ grinder?
- No, just an organ.
- So the drink didn't smooth things out.
- No, not exactly.
You better get used to her,
'cause she's here to stay.
There's something about that broad that
I don't trust. She's got an evil streak.
We got a reservation for 8:00
at the Rainbow Room for George's 50th.
That'll be fun.
We'll split a cab uptown.
C.W. I'm not going to have time to go
home to change, so does this look okay?
Sweetheart, no matter how bad
the economy gets, you will never starve.
Good.
Oh, wait. Come here.
Miss Fitzgerald? Okay, take a card.
You gotta see this, Fitz.
All right, that's a six of hearts.
- That's amazing. How'd you do that?
- It's magic.
- He could do it all afternoon.
- I want you to teach me.
Mr. Magruder, I'll have that report
for you first thing in the morning.
Fine. Are you coming to celebrate
George Bond's birthday with us tonight?
Not really.
I'm up to my neck in work.
Why don't you come?
It'll be fun. George is a great guy.
Most of the personnel
here seems very nice.
The only one that gives me
the dry heaves is Briggs.
C.W.? He's cracked a lot of cases.
Of course, I don't see how.
Such a drone.
Gets his tips from street contacts
like ex-cons and blind beggars.
I don't trust.
- Any examples?
- Many.
He's smarmy with those office wisecracks
and double-meaning jokes.
I mean, who is he, really?
He's this shallow,
skirt- chasing egomaniac who's
probably more lucky than good.
Sometimes it's better to be lucky.
I think you're being too rough on him.
It's more that he's just
kind of a schnook whos more
insecure than anything else.
He's got no wife, no family.
Well, he was married.
Short and stormy. Picked a tramp.
- That's a surprise.
- Excuse me, fellas.
Come tonight.
It'll give us a chance to be together,
and I have the perfect excuse at home--
an employee's birthday.
- How much longer is this gonna go on?
- Not longer, Betty Ann.
I'll be free by the end of the year,
and then we can be together openly.
You love me, but you spend
all the important holidays with her.
Life can get so damn complicated
when you think it's simple.
Come tonight.
So we can eye each other and steal
touches and play little games in code?
Yes, that's part of the romance.
Someday we'll be able to look back
and know that at one time in public...
when one of us brought up the subject of
Paris, it meant at that very moment...
that we were dying to make love
with one another.
- You're such an adolescent.
- But cute?
[ Chattering, Laughing ]
- Look at this.
- Oh! Oh!
Happy birthday, George.
Here's to George Bond,
insurance man, father.
- Amateur magician.
- Please, no card tricks tonight, huh?
- Happy 50th, George.
- Thank you.
Everyone, I'd like to make
a toast to C.W. Briggs.
Thanks to you, the police now have
the stolen Picasso in their possession.
- Attaboy, C.W.
- C.W.!
By the way, where'd you come up with
the idea of looking in the telescope?
What I do is I put myself
in the criminal's position.
I try and anticipate what would he
do next, what his next move would be.
- I think like him.
- That's fantastic.
I would hate to have me after me.
- [ Group Laughing]
- [Woman ] Very good, very good.
What are you thinking, Mr. Magruder?
You look lost in reverie.
Sorry. I was thinking about
a column I read in the paper...
about all these Germans occupying Paris.
- Yeah, it doesn't look good.
- C.W., you ever been to Paris?
[ C.W. ]
I've never been out of the country.
Zero- dash-six, eight-dash-five,
eight, five, seven.
That's right. That's exactly correct.
And now for something I call
the power of the Jade Scorpion.
- For this I'll need a few victims--
- [Laughing]
I mean, volunteers from the audience
and help from a few nice people.
- Oh, yes.
- Go on.
- Sir?
- We got another one. C.W.!
- Go ahead.
- We got another one forya.
There's a sucker born every minute.
- Represent us well, Briggs.
- [Magician] Many years ago...
an emperor in China received as a gift
this precious pendant--
a Jade Scorpion.
It was said to possess
extraordinary powers--
the power to darken men's minds.
I can't get hypnotized.
I'm not a good subject.
[Magician ]
Eyes only on the scorpion, please.
Ears open only
to the sound of my voice.
Ears open only
to the sound of my voice.
Please, sir.
Sir, look at the scorpion.
The surrender of the mind-
The surrender
of the mind--
They resist and resist,
but the scorpion likes resistance.
[Magician ]
What is your name, sir?
C.W. Briggs.
What do you do, Mr. Briggs?
I'm an insurance investigator...
and Fidelity of New York.
- What is your name, miss?
- Betty Ann Fitzgerald.
I also work at North Coast.
- So you work together?
- I can't stand her.
- [Laughing]
- Oh, come now.
Don't pay attention to him.
He's a sleazy little megalomaniac
who's frightened of women.
- Enough. Sleep.
- [Laughing Continues]
Silence.
You are now at the
first level of trance,
but the Jade Scorpion wants you
to go to the deepest level.
When I say the word Constantinople,
you will instantly drop into
All resistance will disappear.
When I say the word Madagascar,
you will go immediately to
the deepest level of hypnotic sleep,
and you will obey all my orders.
Ready now.
Constantinople. Madagascar.
C.W. Briggs and
Miss Betty Ann Fitzgerald,
I now pronounce you man and wife.
When I snap my fingers, you will awaken.
You will not know you were in a trance.
You will be madly in love
with each other.
You're on your honeymoon
Maestro.
The moon shines down
its magical glow...
on you two honeymooners.
You're deeply, deeply in love.
Are you ready?
One, two, three.
Awaken to your tropical paradise.
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking that...
I'm the luckiest man in the world...
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