The Decline of Western Civilization Page #9
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- 1981
- 100 min
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She don't like junkies
She don? like druggies
She just wants my beef bologna
Beef, beef, beef, beef bologna
Beef, beef, beef, beef bologna
Beef, beef, beef, beef bologna
She don't like salami
She don'! want pastrami
She don't want a chicken
She don't want a roast
She just wants her
Double dose of my
Beef, beef, beef, beef bologna
Beef, beef, beef,
Beef bologna
Beef, beef, beef,
Beef bologna
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Hey, do you know why
chicks have their
little holes
so close together.
GIRL:
So you can carrythem like a six pack of beer.
So you can carry them
like a six pack of beer.
We just want you to like us.
Really. Here, wait a minute.
I got some money.
[GUITAR DISTORTION]
Here, would you like us?
Here, if you like us,
here's real money.
That's real money.
We want you to like us, yeah.
Really, we just think
you're a bunch of queers
and we don't give a f***
if you like us or not.
F***, we're from Frisco.
MAN:
Just go back to Frisco.We don't have any ones...
MAN:
Go piss up a rope.WOMAN:
Fuckface!For as dumb as you are,
even you will remember this.
If there is any A and R people
in the audience tonight...
Go die.
[WHISTLING]
We are friends.
Once again, it's great to be gay
and to be here.
This is our smash-hit single
from whence we got all the money.
like us.
Buying drugs-
F*** you.
I love livin' in the city
[PLAYING I LOVE LIVIN'IN THE CITY]
I love livin' in the city
I love livin' in the city
I love livin' in the city
Yes,1 do
I love livin' in the city
I love livin' in the city
Yes,1 do
I love livin' in the city
I love livin' in the city
It's great to be gay
here in Frisco.
You know, how many punks
it takes
- WOMAN:
Twenty.- Twenty.
One to hold the ladder.
One to screw it in
And 18 on the guest list.
Yous all suck,
Who don't think so?
WOMAN:
You suck.This is about how much
we really like you.
We suck what?
It's called Let's Have a War.
We're from Frisco.
Frisco all the way.
We're coming...
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
Let's have a war
So you can go and die!
Let's have a war!
We could all use the money!
Let's have a war!
We need the space!
Let's have a war and
Clean out this place!
It already started
In the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in New Jersey!
Let's have a war!
Blame it on the middle-class!
Let's have a war!
We're like rats in a cage!
It already started
In the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
Let's have a war!
Sell the rights to the networks!
Let's have a war!
Give guns to the queers!
Let's have a war!
It can start in New Jersey!
Let's have a war!
The enemy's within!
It already started
In the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Oh, the land of the free
And the homos
Too
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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