The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

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December 16th.

It was a morning so cold, it felt like if you were to hit the earth with an ice pick, it would break into nice clean chunks.

Cold!

Shut up!

Cold cold cold!

Kyon-kun!

Wake up!

Mom says you have to eat breakfast.

Your breakfast is ready too, Shami!

Shami~ Shami~

Shami, breakfast!

Cold...

Cold!

Rise.

Bow.

Thank you very much!

Bye everyone.

It had seemed really hot up until the Cultural Festival about a month ago,

but then December came, and it cooled down so fast it was like Mother Nature just realized she'd forgotten something.

I'm feeling the fact that Japan had no fall this year down to my very bones.

This had better not be the result of a particular someone confusing a wish for good business with some spell.

That Siberian cold front should just move somewhere else.

It really doesn't need to come visit us every year like this.

I don't know if the earth's rotation has gone out of whack,

but I'm worried about Mother Nature.

That said, I only contemplate and don't give any thought to doing anything about it.

Ah, Koizumi?

Hi there.

A committee meeting?

Your face says something's bothering you.

What's the matter?

Haruhi's been lively all day.

About that, right?

Koizumi-kun, hurry!

Ah, yes.

Excuse me then.

Sure.

That, huh...

Good grief.

Every day's so cold...

Yeah...

We have to commute up this hill every day, so why can't they give us a break for gym class?

Agreed.

What's with that old man talk?

Look, I'm not even wearing a sweater.

Summer really sucks, but this season is perfect for me!

Where do you get all that energy from?

Share some of it with me.

Do you know what date it is today?

December 16th.

What about it?

What do you mean "what about it"?

There's just one week left before the day your heart dances!

Don't you guys remember?

The end of term ceremony?

It's true winter vacation is an event worth looking forward to.

I don't mean that!

There's a far more important event!

Listen, think about what day it is in eight days.

Eight days, got it?

The answer should come to you pretty quickly.

I already knew.

Kyon-kun!

Good afternoon!

Asahina-san, Tsuruya-san.

Hi there.

Why are you looking so down?

Act fresh, you're young!

Later, Kyon-kun!

Yep, goodbye.

Kyon-kun, I'll come after I'm done a couple tasks.

I'll be just a bit!

Alright!

I had already foreseen that a certain someone was scheming something for next week.

After all, the one person who would easily spot this event sits right behind me.

The universal culprit and source of all things which threaten my everyday life, and the likely cause of all my problems since April.

That's right.

Her.

Oh right, I saw Asahina-san earlier...

Just you, Nagato?

Sorry for the wait!

No one was waiting.

The answer is always in my heart

Kotae wa itsumo watashi no mune ni...

...

Mazui presents

Mazui presents

The Disappearance Of Suzumiya Haruhi

I don't know why, but I chose you

Nande daro anata wo eranda watashi desu

It won't stop now, but Mr. Destiny deemed it so

Mou tomaranai unmei sama kara kimerareta kedo

I believe, it's boring to just mimic

I believe mane dake ja tsumaranai no

I believe

You'll be right!

So I'll do what I feel as I feel it

Kanjiru mama kanjiru koto dake wo suru yo

It's an adventure, right, right? In this world where truth becomes fiction

Bouken desho desho!? HONTO ga uso ni kawaru sekai de

!?

We become stronger because we have dreams, not for the sake of someone

Yume ga aru kara tsuyoku naru no yo dare no tame janai

Please come with me

Issho ni kite kudasai

See me and my endlessly free self

Doko made mo jiyuu na watashi wo mite yo ne

This time right now today that becomes the past tomorrow is the miracle

Ashita kako ni natta kyou no ima ga kiseki

Let's grab the future

Tsukamou mirai wo

I believe you...

Does anyone here have plans for Christmas Eve?

I knew it.

Kyon, of course there's no way you would,

but I would feel bad if I didn't ask, so I might as well check with you.

What the hell!

And what if I did?

Let me ask that first.

Which means you don't, right?

What about Koizumi-kun?

Do you have a date with your girlfriend or something?

I'd love to say that were the case,

but for better or for worse, my schedule before Christmas is completely open.

I've actually been pondering how I should spend the time.

You definitely did that on purpose.

I can smell your trickery a mile away.

Then you've got nothing to worry about!

That's an incredibly fortunate situation!

How about you, Mikuru-chan?

Did anyone invite you to go out late at night to see the moment rain turns into snow?

Were you born in the Showa period or something?

I don't really have anything planned.

Late at night?

Why don't you go out with me to do that, Asahina-san?

Yuki?

Thought so!

So fast!

That being the case...

SOS Brigade Christmas Party

the motion for an SOS Brigade Christmas party passes!

If you have any other suggestions or objections, write them down after the party.

If I just need to read them, I will.

As usual, she's charging forward at her own pace.

That said, I suppose the fact that she bothered to ask everyone counts as an improvement.

Um...

What will we do at the party?

That's what we're going to discuss now!

Today's December 16th, so we have a week plus a day till the 24th.

For the time being, I brought some Christmas goods, so have a look!

If you want to run an event correctly then you need to start off by developing the atmosphere!

And she's increasing the amount of junk in here again...

Where does she get all this stuff from?

This room needs an influx of some festive spirit!

Didn't you do stuff like this as a kid, Kyon?

Whether I wanted to or not, my wonderful little sister would make me help her decorate her room for Christmas.

She's turning 11 this year, but somehow she still believes in Santa.

You should learn from your sister's innocent heart.

Dreams start by believing.

If you don't, even wishes that can be granted won't be.

You're putting it on now?

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

When in a village, follow the village rules.

It's Christmas, so we have to follow the rules of Christmas!

There aren't many people who don't enjoy having their birthday celebrated.

Even Mr. Christ would be happy to see us having fun!

Who's going to be stuck cleaning that up?

Me, right?

I figured as much.

Alright!

Not that I care, but from the outside that'll be backwards.

I've got an early present for you, Mikuru-chan.

Really?

Ta da!

Suzumiya-san, please wait!

Come on, take it all off!

It must be hard for Asahina-san,

but it puts me at ease to see Suzumiya-san enjoying herself like that.

Because there's no closed space or avatars?

That's right.

My compatriots and I prioritize that over anything else.

Thankfully, the frequency of occurrences has decreased since spring.

So they still appear every now and then?

Only rarely.

These days they only appear between midnight and sunrise when she's sleeping.

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