The Dog Who Saved Christmas Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 2009
- 89 min
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Real dogs wear bows.
And the Christmas lights
are twinkling
And the glistening snow
has fallen...
Come on, Mom, can we bring Zeussy
to Grandma's?
Zeus:
Yeah, bring meto Granny's.
Come on, Zeus, off the bed.
Get off the bed. Off the bed.
I can't help it. This memory foam
does wonders for my hinds.
How many times do I have to tell
this dog?
Where is he going?
Zeus, cut it out.
That's disgusting, come on.
Zeus:
Give me a second.Come on, Mom, please, can we?
Can we bring Zeussy to Grandma's?
Oh, I don't think so, honey.
- Please.
- It's boring at Grandma's.
All she has to drink
is flat diet soda.
And prune juice.
Okay, now be nice, kids.
Yeah, but why do we have to go there
every Christmas Eve?
Because it's tradition.
What's tradition?
It's something that you have to do
even though you may not want to.
And no one should be alone
on Christmas Eve.
Mom, what if Santa decides
not to come to our house
because he doesn't think
we'll be here?
Oh, sweetheart,
Santa knows everything.
So he knows that we'll be back
first thing Christmas morning.
Mom, how come the cat lady
doesn't have any Christmas lights?
L... honey, I've really got a headache.
This is a lot of questions, okay?
I don't know why the cat lady
doesn't have Christmas lights.
Yeah, well, Ricky Jamieson says
it's 'cause she's an old Scrooge.
Okay, well, you know,
you tell Ricky Jamieson
that in this house we don't judge
people that we do not know.
Does that mean that we
judge people that we do know?
Y...
no no no no.
We don't judge anyone.
Where is that dog?
Get away from there now.
I am not gonna tell you again.
- Are you listening to me?
- (Zeus burps)
Well, the stores were just
completely packed.
Yeah, see, that's why I don't go
to the stores anymore.
That's why I send you, honey.
Well, you're gonna love
what I got you.
Aww. I told you
I didn't want anything...
Zeus:
Ooh, gingerbread.I love me some gingerbread.
Mom, look what Zeussy can do.
Ooh, that smells good.
George, come on.
He has to get down.
- Ooh, that's good.
- He's fine.
- Okay, I don't know what that was.
- Zeus:
Mm, delicious.You know, honey, it's funny,
but I don't think I've ever heard Zeus bark.
Oh, sure, honey.
Yeah, Zeus barks.
You might not have heard it yet,
but, you know,
they're highly-trained dogs.
They're very intelligent.
They go through a rigorous
training program
where they teach them to bark
on command
and when to bark, when not to bark.
They can't always bark.
If you always bark,
it tends to be kind of annoying.
They have to bark
when there's a noise
and not bark
when there's no noise.
That's how you want the dog.
But they need some kind of a stimulation...
you know, they need
another dog barking
or a human bark,
or a door knock,
or a doorbell, you know?
(doorbell rings)
Hey, Old Yeller, why don't you
just go ahead and bark already?
You call that a dog?
Zeus:
Is somebody gonna get that?I'm starving over here.
Come on, Georgy.
You know I don't have thumbs.
We'll get you next time.
You'll bark next time.
Bark?
Oh, no, not that again.
- Hey.
- Goldberg's Chinese Food.
Yes, of course, yeah.
Merry, uh, Hanukah.
Happy holidays.
Close enough. $32.75.
Okay, great.
Here's $40.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Very nice.
Oh, yeah, we're building a little
gingerbread house.
I meant the girl,
not the house.
- Oh.
- George:
Oh, the girl, yeah.She's kosher too.
- Hi. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukah.
- That would be my wife.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Shalom.
- Shalom.
That was awkward.
You know what? You'll bark next time.
Who cares?
It's all good.
Who cares if I didn't bark.
The Bannisters love me
for who I am,
and that's the important thing.
You just look very tense.
I mean, I know this is
all new for you,
but we're gonna take it
one step at a time.
Okay.
Zeus:
Uh, this is a little awkward,George, don't you think?
Yeah, there we go, Zeussy.
- Is that better?
- Ooh.
- What did they do to you?
- Ooh, yeah, now I'm digging it.
They made you all silly-looking.
It's only you and me.
We're the men of the house.
Zeus:
The men of the house...yeah, right.
- You know what I'm talking about?
- Ooh, right there, George.
- You know what it's like to be a man?
- Yeah, dude.
- I was the only one.
- Ooh, yeah, that's the spot.
- Besides Ben.
- Ahh.
And now it's me, you and Ben.
You're gonna be able to bark.
I couldn't talk till I was six,
which is like 42 in your years.
You're gonna be a great
guard dog.
And better yet,
a great pet.
Ben and Kara already like you.
You're gonna love it here.
We just gotta work on Mommy
a little bit.
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells,
jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to ride...
(Mice laughing)
You can't even bark.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Uh-oh, that doesn't look
like the mailman.
Zeus:
George, you'd bettercome quick. I think we're being robbed!
Oh my gosh, George, he looks serious.
He's got a mask on.
Ooh, wait, show him the teeth.
That usually works.
Show him the teeth.
Here we go. Grr!
George, it's not working!
Ooh, rib-eye.
I haven't had rib-eye in a dog's year.
Oh my gosh, that's a big one.
Over here. Over here.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Me me me. Ooh.
Oh, yes, this is so good.
Mm, I can't believe it.
Okay, just stay right there, buddy.
I'll be with you in a moment.
George, Belinda.
George:
What happened, Franz?He's the worst-case scenario.
Are you saying that the dog
I'm saying there's nothing I can do
except recommend a psychiatrist.
A psychiatrist?
Hey, mister, you got any more
meat for me?
Given his K-9 background...
- Oh, for Zeus.
...it's entirely possible
he suffered some sort of
psychological trauma on the job.
(speaks German)
Sorry, chief, I have no idea what you're
saying. I only speak dog and English.
I'm sorry, George.
Oh, come on, I knew it was a trick.
Have him break in again. I'll tackle him.
Do you think there's anything we can do
after the holiday?
He failed the steak test, guys.
Now I'm good,
but you're gonna need a miracle worker
to turn that dog around.
Merry Christmas.
A therapist? I don't need a therapist.
Just give me another chance.
I can bark,
really I can.
Eh, what's the use?
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm really sorry.
I might have messed this up too.
George:
First of all, he is a dog,and dogs teethe.
He's not teething.
He's four years old.
And that is 30 in human years.
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