The Doll Page #2

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Please come in.

[Foreign accent]

Andy?

Yes. Just give me a second.

- Open up.

- [Chris groans]

Open up.

Dude, she's here.

And she's unreal.

You have to see this.

- Showtime.

- What?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my frickin' God.

We hit the jackpot.

- Mm-hmm.

- Um, I'm Chris.

How are you?

I'm gonna get your bags.

Andy? Where are

we gonna put her?

Um...

Attic?

Yeah, we can put her...

we can put her in the attic.

- Right? Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, I guess.

- This way.

- This way.

Uh, just step upstairs.

[Chris]

All the way up.

I'll catch you.

Don't worry.

Do you need anything?

Water?

Is the temperature all right?

Okay, so we'll see you

in the morning?

Okay, then.

Uh...

All right,

we'll see you in the morning.

Yeah.

Dude, I can't believe

you put her in the attic.

It's classic, dude.

What's wrong with the attic?

Your grandmother's

sh*t is up there,

covered in dust, dude.

You know I promised her

I wouldn't move it.

She'll be all right.

I gotta go to bed.

Go to bed?

[Laughs]

You wanna go to bed

right now?

What do we do with her?

What's the plan?

Dude, calm down.

Go take a shower

and jerk off

and we'll deal with it

in the morning.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

I'll go jerk off.

F***, what are you gonna do?

Oh, sh*t.

Natasha.

What are you doing in here?

Oh, are you okay?

Come on. Let's...

Let's get you out of here.

Let's get you to bed.

Come on.

[Thunder]

Are you sure I can't get

you anything to drink?

Water? Snacks?

You'll be all right,

get a good night's

sleep here.

[Thunder rumbles]

[Thunder]

[Knocking]

Hey, are you okay?

Chris told me

that I should come over

and drop something off,

and I wanted to know if...

Is everything all right?

Miss?

[Knocking on glass]

[Knocking continues]

This way, Natasha.

Put you back in bed.

Well, hello, good looking.

I'm Ron.

I'm looking for Chris.

It's about one of my girls.

You see,

Chris likes to order my girls,

but then he doesn't pay

for them

'cause all of his credit cards

get declined.

It's hurting my business.

Who do you work for?

Oh, let me guess. Guido.

Another dishonest

little snake.

He owes me money also.

I tell you what.

Do me a favor.

If you run into Maritza,

and you will

because she works here...

She shouldn't but she does.

If you run into her,

just say that I...

If she had stuck with me

and hadn't left,

she'd be making twice

the money

she's making right now.

Please tell her.

Okay?

Anyway, here.

Make sure Chris knows I gotta

get a hold of him, okay?

Oh, for God sakes.

You don't even speak English.

Oh, that was

a great waste of time.

Well, if any girls

wanna get a hold of me...

and they should,

here. Okay? Keep it.

- [Stabs]

- Ugh! Stop!

- [Stabbing]

- Please. Please.

Please.

[Death metal playing]

Yeah, what's up?

There's something wrong

with Natasha.

She isn't normal.

What are you talking about?

She did some weird things

last night.

She's been here one night.

What are you talking about?

She got in the shower

with me.

So that's a good thing,

right?

With her clothes on.

She's foreign.

Come on.

No, you're

not listening to me.

I was sleeping last night,

and I woke up, and she was banging

her head against the wall.

It's really weird.

She banged her what

against the what?

[Knock on door]

Who's that?

It's only 7:
00

in the morning.

It's probably the pool dude.

[Knock on door]

Oh, sh*t.

It's Shannon.

What the hell's

she doing here?

Hey, Shannon.

F*** you, Chris.

Um, look.

My mom's douchebag

boyfriend is back

and I can't stand him.

He's drunk all the time

and he hits on me.

I need to stay here.

Look, I know things

are weird between us,

and maybe I acted

too hastily.

It's okay.

- You can stay here.

- Come on, man.

[Muttering]

Shut up, Chris.

Uh, Andy, I really need

to take a shower.

Let's talk afterwards, okay?

Okay, I'll get your bags.

Okay, thank you.

[Shannon]

And, Chris?

I really don't want any sh*t

from you, okay?

I didn't say anything.

What are you smiling about?

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

- Yeah.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Yeah, I, uh...

- Okay.

Okay, okay.

We need to hide her

before Shannon gets

out of the shower.

No, I think

you should introduce them.

No, that is a terrible idea.

We're not doing that.

You can explain

to your girlfriend

why you have

a mail-order whore here.

No, I'm not doing that.

Oh, no?

- Uh...

- Where should we put her?

I think the attic.

That wasn't a good idea.

She was walking around

the attic all last night.

Let me think.

Okay, um...

Let's just do this.

Let's just get her.

- You wanna take her?

- Yeah, yeah, go for it.

- You wanna lead the way?

- Lead the way, lead the way.

- So we're going this way.

- Right this way, miss.

[Andy]

Okay.

Just right up this way.

Right this way.

Natasha?

Natasha,

is there anything

that you'd like to do

while we're gone?

Knit.

- What?

- Knit?

- She wants to knit.

- Oh.

Here.

Do you want anything to eat?

Uh, eggs? Coffee?

How do you take your coffee?

Black?

Black it is.

All right, let's go.

Wow, dude.

I told you she was weird,

right?

It's just gotta be

a language barrier

or something.

- Yeah, I know.

- It's gotta be.

F***ing crazy.

She'll be okay up there,

right?

No, she's... It's gotta be

a language barrier

- or something...

- [Door opens]

Shh.

What are you guys doing?

Oh, nothing.

We were just talking.

Chris is going to make

some eggs and coffee.

Weird. He never cooks.

He's going

to culinary arts school.

Yeah, it's true.

Yeah, right. He just

says that to stay here.

You know, I...

I'm going to go take a nap.

I'm really tired,

and we can talk later. Okay?

Sure, no problem.

I've gotta go to work anyway.

Okay.

Sweet dreams.

Andy, I don't know why you

let her treat you like that.

She's such a b*tch.

Please stop calling

my girlfriend a b*tch.

You're a lost cause, man.

Listen,

I gotta go to work now.

Can you hold down the fort

while I'm gone?

Take care of Natasha.

Check on Shannon.

Make sure

she doesn't find her.

- Okay.

- Got it, dude.

You got it?

I... I got it.

Go to work.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Go to work.

I got it.

[Thunder]

[Slow rock playing on device]

[Footsteps]

[Shannon moans]

[Whistling]

Natasha.

Made you some eggs.

Oh, sh*t.

So much for the apron.

What are you doing?

Uh, I was just coming

to check on you.

Andy told me to.

What are you doing up there?

Uh, sorting stuff.

Oh, okay.

Well, I'm fine.

Good, I'm glad.

Are you okay?

You're sweating.

I was just making eggs.

Okay.

Uh...

[Sighs]

I'm really sorry if

I'm hard on you sometimes.

It's only to

protect Andy, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Natasha. Sh...

F***.

Natasha, oh, my God.

Are you okay?

Uh, okay.

Okay, I'll...

I'll check on you later, then.

All right?

Okay.

Sh*t, what time is it?

Hey.

Where's Chris?

I don't know.

I haven't seen him all day.

Maybe in his room sleeping.

He hasn't been out all day?

[Knock on door]

What?

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