The Dressmaker
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(SOMBRE DRUMBEAT)
(DRAMATIC ACOUSTIC GUITAR)
(LIGHTER CLICKS)
I'm back, you bastards.
(CAR DOOR SLAMS)
(CAR APPROACHING)
ls that, uh...
Dior?
Very good, Sergeant Farrat.
My design, but Dior-inspired.
Myrtle Dunnage.
Tilly.
- You grew up.
- You got old.
Sad, but true.
What have I done this time?
Fine leather...
can be irreparably damaged
by moisture and mildew,
Tilly.
How's my mother?
Molly... doesn't
get out much these days.
Did anyone... know
you were coming?
They'll know soon enough.
(DOOR THUDS, BOTTLES CLINK)
(CLINKING CONTINUES, RUSTLING)
Mum?
(COUGHS)
- (THUD!)
- Oh!
- (CLATTER!)
- (SIGHS)
WOMAN:
Have you comeabout the possum?
You can't have him.
Because we wanna keep him,
don't we?
(BIRDSONG)
(GROANS)
(COUGHS)
TILLY:
Do you rememberMiss Harridene?
The schoolteacher?
(SIGHS)
(CLANG!)
- (LAUGHS)
- (BELL CONTINUES RINGING)
(GASPS)
Stewart Pettyman.
(BELL CLANGS LOUDLY)
Do you remember him?
HARRIDENE:
Left, right.Left, right. Left, right.
He was Miss Harridene's favourite.
(GASPS) Miss Harridene,
she stained me.
- She stained me with the ink!
- Huh?
(WHIMPERS)
(SIGHS)
What about Mr Almanac?
The chemist?
I don't even know who you are.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.
Sinners...
(BANG, CRASH!)
- (RATTLING)
- Ah!
We both remember Mr Almanac.
Thank you, Mr Almanac.
Come on, Myrtle.
Your mother's a slut
and you're a bastard.
What about
Shire President Pettyman?
Hmm?
Now, there's a reason to vote.
- (BANG!)
- MAN:
Oh!(RATTLING)
I don't know why
you've come to this... hole.
There's nothing here.
I came because...
I need you to remember me, Mum.
Mum?
I need you to remember
so I can remember.
Remember what?
Being my daughter? Hmph.
- That too.
- Fat chance.
What else?
Did I commit a murder?
(LAUGHS) What?
Am I a murderer?
Is that why I'm cursed?
You don't remember
committing a murder?
No.
Well... (SNIFFS)
it's not something
you're likely to forget.
I know.
What if you are a murderer?
I wouldn't be
in the least surprised.
- (SCREAMS) Murder!
- Stop it! Come on.
- Murder!
- Oh! Ah! Ooh!
- Help! Help!
- Don't... Oh!
- Ah!
- (PANTS)
Oh, Oh!
Murder!
' Molly! ' Oh!
Help! Help!
Ah! Ah!
Murder! Ah!
- Let me go, you b*tch.
- No, no, no. No! No!
- You've got to...
- (GROWLS)
- Molly, stop it!
- (YELLS)
- It's just a bath.
- (PANTS)
You're filthy dirty
and you stink, Mum!
Rape!
- Stop, stop...
- Rape!
Who in their right mind would be
A lady with little balls!
Knew there was a reasonable
explanation, Barney.
WOMAN:
Myrtle Dunnage is back.Haven't seen her
since she was a kid.
She moved.
They sent her away, Barney -
for the good of us all.
Dunnybum's come home.
(CHUCKLES)
Wonder how she turned out.
RECORD:
Sock it all over townPeople pointing at me
They call me a muddy cloud
You better meet me
Baby
Meet me with
(HUMS)
You better meet me
- Eugh!
- Hey, babe...
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
HARRIDENE:
Sergeant Farrat!I know you're in there!
My geraniums
have been assaulted!
- (SIGHS)
- (KNOCK AT DOOR)
(SOFTLY) Morning, Beulah.
HARRIDENE:
I'm sureI saw that half-finished one,
Barney McSwiney,
peering at me
from on the top of the silo.
(HORN HONKS)
Ah. There's Elsbeth Beaumont.
Young William's back
from West Australia, I see.
My son.
Home at last.
Ready to embrace your future!
(SIGHS)
There's Mrs A.
Ah.
Yoo-hoo, Mrs Almanac.
Oh! Ooh!
Can't you help her with some
of them drugs of yours, Mr A?
Addictive!
All she needs is God's forgiveness
and a wholesome diet.
Oh! (PANTS)
- (PHONE RINGS)
- What?
Prudence, Mr Almanac's coming.
MOLLY:
Ah! She won't get me!Whoa there! Gotcha.
Ah!
- By the light...
- Here's your mail.
- Of the silvery moon...
- (SIGHS)
- (BELL RINGS)
- (GASPS) Gert. Gert.!
It's William!
Pratt's. Hasn't changed.
Ah, the remittent son returneth.
Gertrude,
Your silvery beams
will bring love's dreams
We'll be cuddling soon
(BLOWS KISS)
By the silvery moon...
Doesn't Reggie Blood
(SIGHS)
of Dungatar. (LAUGHS)
But much better-looking,
don't you think?
ELSBETH:
(SIGHS) William's back.It's nice to see you home, William.
What? Oh.
Excuse us, Gert.
I was... only after some coils
of fencing wire, Mr Pratt.
I have your mother's unpaid accounts
of the last two years.
Comes to a total of 347,
10 shillings and 8 pence.
William's travelled.
(WHISPERS)
Does he have a lady friend?
Well, our Gert's
a handsome, capable girl.
She knows feedstock,
haberdashery...
(WHISPERS) Mother!
And what powders are lethal
to maggots and fly-struck merinos!
I'm afraid...
William will have to look
much further than here
for suitable... companionship.
Who lives at Mad Molly's now?
Mad Molly. Only she's dead.
Someone's alive, Mother.
They've lit a fire.
- She's back!
- Jesus!
The murderess is back!
(GASPS)
(MUSIC SWELLS)
Hmm.
Irma, the cushion!
(SQUEALS) You're off the paper!
Evan, you're off the paper!
It's going to rain tomorrow.
Windows will need cleaning
when it stops.
The latches and the doorknobs
need a good soaking as well.
Pet...
A situation has developed,
and until it's settled, I don't
want you leaving the house.
What things? What situation?
Well...
it's the grand final this weekend.
Footballers from Winyerp
will be coming
and their foul language.
Not coming into my house?
No, no, no. In the street.
You will be safe inside.
Now, my pet, have your tonic.
- Oh...
- Good girl.
Give you a little bit extra so you...
- There we go.
- Thank you.
(EXHALES)
There you go, pet.
Head on the pillow.
I can't see him.
25 years since Stewart's accident.
Pet?
(WHISPERS) Pet?
(CHEERING)
Go, Teddy!
On your left, Teddy!
- Go, Reggie!
- Move over, boy!
Oof!
Oh! Oh! Reggie!
Pick it up, Teddy!
- MAN:
Go, Teddy!- Go, Teddy!
On ya, Teddy!
(YELLING)
(CHEERING)
Go, Teddy!
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Who's that?
Outside, outside, outside.
BOTH:
Oof!Ah!
Don't look at her. Eyes on the ball.
Stop looking at her, boys!
Come on!
Farrat, stop her. Charge her.
With what? Sitting?
The nerve of that girl!
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(GROANING)
- Goal.
- (SIREN WAILS)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
- TEDDY:
G'day.- On.
Your get-up's
distracting my players.
Well, I do have an unusual talent
for bias cutting.
- Yeah. Listen, Myrtle...
- I prefer Tilly.
Tilly, the only reason
these bastards haven't run
us McSwineys out of town too
is me dad empties
their shithouses
and I win 'em the footy.
We lose this match,
all I've got left is the sh*t.
Thank you, Teddy.
I know you and Mae have been
looking out for Molly.
You leaving?
No. I'm going to change.
MOLLY:
Been looking outfor me, have you?
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