The Eight Dark Part. 2

Season #4 Episode #630

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Eva:
*knocking door* *dramatic music begins* Kyle? Kyle?! Kyle!! *a montage begins with five marching happy Kyles appearing* Kyle! Kyle! Kyle Kyle Kyle! *a big red heart appears and breaks, and a line of smiling Kyles marches out of it in shades of pink. Next scene is a Jewish dance performed by hasidim. Next scene is Cartman out on the street striking a match...* Kyle! *...and burning a giant flag on the ground with it.* Kyle! *the flames spread to fill up the screen. The next scene shows a cackling Kyle coming up out of the water like a giant sea monster as Eric and Heidi hold on to each other. Kyle holds a menorah reminiscent of a trident. Next scene is another group of hasidim dancing* Kyle! *next scene is Cartman and Heidi running away, only to be stopped by Kyle popping up before them like an exploding volcano, cackling. Cartman and Heidi turn and run away again, but the ground around them is compromised and Kyle's shadow covers them both as they look up at him. Next scene is back at the dining room at Tolkien's mansion* Kyle...

Kyle:
Oh god! What is happening? Stop it! I have no idea what all these scenes are about! How can you even use the AI in such absurd and meaningless ways?!! I mean, really... These videos are nonsense and they give me headache already! What are you gonna do now? Generate more stupid and pointless videos?

Eva:
*knocking door* KYLE! *the other kids in the hallway clear the way as Eva appears at the end of the hallway behind Kyle. Dramatic Western showdown music plays* I should have known. You lying snake!

Kyle:
*I turn my attention to Eva* Wait, what's happening? What did I do? Did you come here just to say that to me? But, actually, what did I lie about?

Eva:
Did it bother you that I was happy?! Is that why you took Heidi from Cartman, Kyle?!

Kyle:
*My expression changes to anger* Okay, let me get this straight: Did you really think, Eva, that I took Heidi from Cartman? Let me assure you - this is impossible because Cartman never had a chance to be with Heidi and we both know that. I never "stole Heidi from Cartman". She was never together with Cartman and that's the fact. So there's no reason for your hate, Eva.

Eva:
Shut up, Kyle!

Kyle:
No, I will not shut up, Eva! You should better listen to my explanation - Cartman was interested in Heidi, but she was never interested in him. You can't change reality and claim that I "stole Heidi from Cartman", because this really isn't true!

Eva:
*irritated* You're not gonna talk your way out of this one! This is the end, Kyle! It's you or me!

Kyle:
Listen, I'm sorry that you feel offended because I'm dating Heidi, but seriously, I didn't do anything wrong. There's no reason to end my life because me and Heidi love each other and you feel angry at me being happy? I understand your feelings, but I would never harm you so just stop behaving like this, Eva. We are best friends and let's just stop this pointless fight...

Eva:
*slams Kyle into the lockers* You or Snufkin took everything from me!

Kyle:
*I am shocked* What is your real problem, Eva? I seriously have no idea why are you so upset towards me and why you are blaming me in everything, even in something I never did. And now it's so far that you punched me so hard that I am hurt. I would never hurt you in any way, Eva, that is the difference between you and me. I'm your best friend, I was always trying to help you, and this is what you do to me - you're hurting me. It's not fair!

Eva:
All you've or Snufkin ever done is work to ruin my life! Well now I'm finally gonna fight back!

Kyle:
Wait, wait, wait... So... you think that I was trying to ruin your life somehow? You can't be serious right now, Eva!! Can you please listen to me? I always wanted the best for you. I...

*Suddenly, the fire alarm starts ringing and we are all evacuated from the school* What's going on now? Why we are all leaving the building? What the heck is happening? *I ask confused*

Bruce:
F*** him up, Eva!

Kyle:
*I look at Bruce horrified* Bruce, what are you talking about? Why should Eva fight against me? Why did you suddenly hate me that much, Eva? What... what did I do wrong? I'm your friend! I... I never meant to hurt you or do something wrong towards you... What's the real reason of your anger? Please, don't do this with me, I... I... I never wanted anything bad to happen to you... *I am confused and scared of Eva*

Eva:
*goes in for the attack* Aaah! *Kyle delivers a punch* Ugh! *Eva goes down straight away* F*** you, Kyle!

Kyle:
*I can't believe what's happening in this very moment* What are you doing, Eva? We were just talking and then... and then you suddenly attacked me! I never did anything wrong to you! Why you are so violent towards me? What the hell have I done against you? I don't understand! *I am scared that she could really hurt me now*

Eva:
I though you stole Heidi from Cartman?

Kyle:
*I'm still confused but I try to calm her down* Wait! But... this is nonsense, Eva. As I said, Cartman had no chance to be with Heidi because she was never interested in him. And even if she was - I never stole Heidi. She loves me and I love her. We started dating because we really like each other. Please, I would never think about stealing Heidi from anyone and please, don't be mad at me just because I date Heidi. I am not doing anything bad!

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