The Emperors New Groove 2 Kronks New Groove Page #2

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Kronk says it's good for us.

Good enough for me.

Fill her up, Kronk!

- l guess that's everything.

- Aren't you forgetting something?

- No, that's not it.

- Here you go, pal.

From all of us.

Oh, no, Rudy. l couldn't.

We insist!

lt's for your house fund.

You know.

So you can afford that

house on the hill your father

always wanted you to have.

Oh, yeah. And then l could finally

get the big thumbs up from Papi.

Yeah. How's that going?

Oh, l'll get there. Someday.

How about fresh

pill bug tomorrow?

- All right!

- l'll see you all later.

Oh, boy.

Uh, somebody lose this? Anybody?

That's weird.

Ooh! Hey!

Little did I know, my life

was about to be changed forever.

If only there'd

been some kind of warning.

A sign.

Anything.

Oh, you're a feisty one.

Hold still now.

Huh?

Hmm...

Ahh!

All right. Where'd you go,

you little rascal?

Looking for... this?

Hello, Kronk.

Yzma! What are you doing here?

l live here. Ever since

l was thrown out of the palace.

Ah. Weird.

Never seen you around.

Ah, but l've seen you, Kronk.

- Oh. You look good.

- You think?

At least you're not a cat anymore.

- Except for that.

- Yes.

An unfortunate side effect

of our last escapade together.

Yeah. Good times.

You drank that potion,

turned you into a cat.

Who would have thought?

lt was a pink one like this.

Don't touch the pink one!

lt's cough medicine.

Hope you get to feeling better.

l'd love to stay and reminisce, but...

- l've been watching you.

- Yeah.

And l have a proposition for you.

Ewww!

A business proposition.

Oh. Whoo!

You see, Kronk,

l'm not the person l once was.

l've changed.

l've turned myself around

and devoted myself to hel...

..."helping others."

Oh, well, that's some turnaround.

l want to help those old geez...

l mean, your friends out there.

Wouldn't you do anything

to ease their suffering, Kronk?

- Of course l would, Yzma.

- Good. Then follow me!

Pull the lever!

Uh... This lever?

- l worked out the bugs.

- Just checking.

Whoo! Huh?

Wait for it.

This is even better

than your last one! Whoo!

Welcome to my new secret lab.

- Souvenir photo?

- Rats! My eyes are closed.

Follow me!

Whoa! Looks like

someone's been busy.

l've finally done it.

l've created the elixir of life.

The answer to everyone's prayers.

Behold!

The fountain of youth in a bottle!

- Regular and diet.

- Huh. What do you call this?

Yzma's Young and Beautiful!

Heh. Catchy.

And now that you're here,

l finally have the one person

who can make my plan a success!

And that person would be...?

- You.

- Me! l knew that.

Wait. Why me?

Because l'm not

exactly what you call

a "people person."

And everyone trusts you.

Those old people will buy

anything you tell them to.

So you want me

to sell this to them?

What do you say, Kronk?

Help me to help you to help them?

l can't take money from them.

lt wouldn't be right.

Oh, too bad.

Now l guess you'll never get

that great big house on a hill

and the big thumbs up from Papi.

Papi?

Bingo.

Whoa!

# He wants to come on

up to your house

# Have some supper

What will you serve it on, Kronk?

Plastic Tupper?

# You don't even own a fixer-upper

# Help me to help you to help him

Help you to help me to help who?

l need gold, Kronk!

i mean, you need gold.

# So sign your name

# On this line

# Avoid disaster

"You'll achieve a beautiful

connection with your father."

# Just faster

Win Papi's love

# With that pile of plaster

# Help me to help you to help him

# And then you'll hear him say

# Hey, hey, hey

# I'm milking the Milky Way

# I'm loving this lovely day

# And I

# Feel like a million

# Wow zee wow

# This cat is back, and how

# I'm taking my big-time bow

when I feel like a million

# A million, a million

# A million

Yes! Now, sell, sell, sell!

Whoa!

Step right up.

lt's finally arrived. The cure

for everything that ails you.

Yzma's Young and Beautiful!

Ugh. lt's a, uh, youth potion.

Ohhh!

- Here you go.

- Kronk!

Does this stuff really work?

Does this stuff really work?

Of course it does, you idiot!

Of course it does, you idiot!

Good enough for me!

Drink up, everyone!

Liquid gold.

Oh. Look at my range of motion!

My elbow doesn't creak!

l'm melting away the pounds!

Hair! l've got hair!

By golly, this stuff really works!

# Hey, hey, hey

# I'm milking the Milky Way

# I'm loving this lovely day

# And I feel like a million

# Wow zee wow

# This cat is back, and how

# I'm taking my big-time bow

and I feel like a million

# Feel like a million

in a million ways

# Feel like a million

# Feel like a million

# Feel like a million #

Look out, old Yzma's back!

Well, that worked.

Suckers!

lt's like a dream come true.

l put slime in a bottle,

call it a youth potion

and they can't get enough.

l'll be rich!

l'll be on top of the world! Again!

Shut up!

Whoo!

Could she be crazier? Cuckoo!

You see what's going on here,

don't you, folks?

Here's a hint. You got sewer slime,

fancy packaging,

crazy laugh like a demon from

the bowels of the earth. lt's a scam!

Her potion's a fake!

She's selling snake oil, people!

Wake up!

Oh, you saw it already, huh?

Well, smarty,

l bet you didn't see this!

Oh! Yikes! That's gonna

haunt me in my nightmares.

Can we just move on, please?

Guy in the booth!

Now!

Big load of happy coming through.

Doesn't get better than this, does it?

l'm making tons of cash

for my house fund.

Now if only l could find

a house on a hill.

Kronk, heard you were looking

for a house on a hill.

- You heard right.

- We need money for more potion.

- Oh, yeah?

- So we're selling the senior home.

Good luck with that.

How much?

Sold! Look, everyone!

- l sold the house!

- Hooray!

OK. Take care. Bye-bye.

Oh, yeah.

lt's all coming together.

Dear Papi, remember how you

never thought I'd amount to anything?

Well, I got news for you.

Good news!

I finally got that big house on a hill

you always wanted me to have.

It's really great.

You're gonna love it.

It's got all the amenities.

Swimming pool,

golf course...

The windmill's a killer.

And my favorite part of all...

Whoo!

Pancake Junction!

I even built a cozy little

guest wing just for you.

Yep. Just a big, serious house

for a big, serious guy.

Like me. That's who l am.

Marge, you getting all this?

- Tina.

- Right. Sorry.

Anyway, Papi,

don't just take my word for it.

Come see for yourself.

l know you're

gonna be so proud of your...

...little Kronker.

- Mr. Kronk?

- Yes, Tina?

- Marge.

- Right.

Wait. What?

- A Mr. Rudy is here to see you.

- Rudy? Rudy who?

Hey, Kronk!

Oh, that Rudy.

Long time no see!

Rudy! What happened to you?

You're, uh, not wearing any...

- ...clothes.

- Oh, that.

l sold my clothes to buy

more of Yzma's youth potion.

You sold your clothes?

l sold everything.

We even sold the senior home.

- You sold your home?

- Yeah. To you.

Oh. Yeah.

- We're flat broke.

- That's awful.

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