The Emperors New Groove 2 Kronks New Groove Page #4

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steel-reinforced security doors

with a combination

I just had to crack.

No doubt about it.

She was the kinda girl

you'd want to bring home to Papi.

Wow! The Chipmunk Handshake

of Fellowship, Level Seven.

A level attainable only by the

most dedicated of troop leaders.

You're good.

Well, you're better.

You're sensational.

You're dazzling.

- l'm Kronk.

- l'm Birdwell.

- You're Birdwell?

- Yes.

- But you're a girl!

- Cannonball!

Ahhh!

- Awesome!

- Phat wave, dude!

Nice form, Chippers.

What do you think you're doing?!

Uh... Cannonball?

Duh!

Look at poor Mrs. Queetzo!

She's all... all...

...wet!

Well, it is a, uh...

swimming competition.

Oh, it's all about

the competition with you?

Yeah. Wait. What?

No matter what it does

to the tinies?

Hey, l always put my, uh...

tinies first.

Ha-ha! Obsessed

with being first. l knew it!

Fortunately, there are rules

about this sort of thing.

- What sort of thing?

- Ahem!

Rule 4.7, paragraph A,

subsection 2, revised:

"Troops shall compete

in alphabetical order.

B before K, except after May,

or when sounding like A

as in 'neighbor' or 'weigh'."

- Says who?

- Says the Official Chipmunk Rulebook.

No way!

Way!

Troop Kronk is disqualified!

The aquatic competition

goes to Troop Birdwell!

Hey! That's not fair!

You ruined the aquatic event

for my poppets.

But now you've

ruined it for my, uh...

- Poppets.

- ...poppets! l knew that!

You should've

thought of that sooner.

Come along, Chippers!

Toodle pip!

Why is this happening?

l-l-l just don't understand.

lt just doesn't make any sense.

Was it loop over,

loop under and pull,

or loop under,

loop over and pull?

Tipo? You OK, little pal?

We're gonna lose the trophy

because of her.

Yeah!

Now, now. Let's, uh...

keep the focus on fun.

- What about her?

- She disqualified us!

Yeah, and you're the best

troop leader ever, Kronk.

She can't do that to you.

Can she?

Just who does she think she is?

Just who does he think he is?

Poor Yoli.

You'll catch your death of cold.

And then he tries to act all innocent.

Thinks he can charm me

with those rippling muscles

and that... that... crooked smile

and those deep, deep

sensitive eyes.

No! He can't do this

to my little Chippers.

She can't do this

to my little Chippers.

- Yeah!

- That's it. Oh, that's it.

The gloves are coming off.

We're going mano a womano.

Let the games begin!

Stroke! Stroke!

So. lt all

comes down to one event.

The Chipmunk Cheer-Off!

There's only one thing to do.

Practice, practice, practice!

Do whatever it takes to win!

Here's how we're gonna do it!

We're gonna hit them hard.

Come at them with everything we got.

Get out there

and give a 1 1 0 percent!

Whatever happened to

"keep the focus on fun"?

We can't let him down. We just

gotta win that trophy for Kronk!

You know what l'd do? Cheat.

What am l hearing?

You can't do that!

- Nah-nah-nah-nah.

- Stop it!

Ha-ha! Crybaby, crybaby,

stick your head in pie, baby!

Make him stop! Make him...

Hey! Kronk said,

"Do whatever it takes to win."

Right.

Whatever it takes.

Chin up, Chipmunks!

Victory is ours!

Soon as we practice our routine

ten times through without a mistake.

Uh-uh-uh! Spirit smiles!

l want to see spirit smiles!

Yes. That's more like it!

Peppy and poised!

Remember, don't think of your

opponents as a rival troop.

- Think of them as...

- ...the enemy!

Layout. Very good.

This is no ordinary cheer-off.

Basket toss. Higher!

This is a test

of everything we stand for!

- The culmination of all of our efforts!

- You call that a backflip?

By this time tomorrow,

the trophy will be ours!

Right, Chipmunks?

Chipmunks?

Oh, man! This really stinks.

Yeah.

l want to go swimming.

l want to have some fun.

l want to go home.

This is all her fault.

This is all his fault.

Well, if there's one sure-fire way

to cheer up a Chipmunk...

...it's raisin bread.

OK, flour.

Sugar, raisins, yeast.

l'm out of eggs!

Look at her. She's upset.

Take that, you...

You, you, you, you...

Take that!

"Upset"? She's beating me in effigy.

But her soul yearns for

the soothing salve of human kindness.

Go to her. Go.

Hey, look.

Aren't those your eggs?

"Kronk's. Property of Kronk.

Do not touch, except for Kronk."

Hey! What are you

doing with my eggs?

What are you doing

with my raisins, sir?

- These aren't yours.

- "Birdwell's raisins.

Property of Birdwell.

Do not touch except for Birdwell."

Huh. You think

l would have seen that.

- l need those raisins.

- l need them more.

- You're ruining this.

- You're wrecking it.

- You disqualified us!

- You tried to drown us!

- This is all your fault.

- This is all your fault!

- ls not.

- ls too!

- You twit!

- Give.

- You give!

- You!

So, uh... your kids

are really unhappy, huh?

Rock-bottom, actually.

l'm the worst troop leader ever.

l'm the worst troop leader ever.

- How did we go wrong?

- l just became so competitive.

Yes, but l'm even

more competitive than you.

You mean like that?

Hey, l like it when you laugh.

l've got a proposition.

- My eggs, your raisins.

- Oh!

We could bake

beautiful bread together.

Get out your oven mitts.

Things are about to get...

...hot.

l'm queen of the world!

Come on.

Throw caution to the wind.

l can't. You'll laugh at me.

Don't you trust me?

l do trust you.

Whoa! lt's like a whole new you.

Really?

Uh-huh.

l think this has been

the best night of my whole life.

Me too.

Good night, Kronky-poo.

Good night, Miss... Birdy-poo.

Kronky-poo?

l'm OK! l'm fine!

Dear Papi,

remember how I've never

been able to meet the right girl?

Uh, any girl?

Well, I finally found

the woman of my dreams.

She's everything

you could want in a woman...

...and more.

Don't get too excited.

We'll take it nice and slow at first.

Mazel tov!

We'll marry

in a fancy ceremony

and have lots of kids.

Love, Kronk.

Perfect!

He found his one true love!

That is so beautiful!

Can l have a moment, please?

Turn away.

OK. OK. All better.

Go, go, go. Go back to the funny.

l'm bringing you down.

# ...loyal, brave and courteous

# And greet our leaders cheerfully...

- Good morning, Chippers!

- We've got a surprise for you.

Raisin bread!

The one sure-fire way

to cheer up a Chipmunk!

Gotta tell you,

Chippers, l'm, uh...

...not proud of how

l've been acting lately.

Neither am l, Kronky-poo.

- Huh?

- "Kronky-poo"?

So we're here to declare that

the feud between us is officially over.

That means no more hostility...

- ...quarreling..

- ...one-upmanship...

We're doing it again, aren't we?

They're finishing

each other's sentences.

Yeah, it's creepy.

But nice creepy.

The competition between our

troops has gotten out of hand.

Which brings us to

this afternoon's final event.

- The Chipmunk Cheer-Off.

- You're not canceling the cheer-off?

Yeah. We've been working

on our routines all year!

Very well,

but only on one condition.

From now on,

we want you to play fair...

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