The End of Love Page #4

I love you.

I love you so much.

I wanna marry you.

Will you marry me?

Mm. Oh, I feel better.

All right. Okay. Okay. O

kay.

What?

Nothing, just--I just hold on.

Oh.

Oh.

- No.

- Oh, god, I'm sorry.

F***!

- Thanks.

- Sure.

- Oh.

- Are you drunk?

Did you get--

did you drink too much?

I just want you to feel not bad.

I don't--

I feel...Bad.

I feel bad.

I don't feel sorry.

I should go.

I should probably get him home.

What just happened?

I should get him home

right now.

Well, okay.

- So I'm gonna go.

- Okay.

Um, are you sure?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have to sh*t.

Okay.

- You know,

I should give my sweater.

- Oh.

( music playing

over the kiddie ride )

Yeah. Look, it's you.

That's fine, huh?

No? Okay.

You wanna get out of it.

All right. All right.

Mark:
He's looking at us.

Do you see that?

- ( screams )

- hey, he's looking right at us.

Who you looking at?

Are you looking at us?

( hums )

Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa, look at that fish.

Goldfish!

- Whoa!

- A goldfish.

That's a big goldfish.

That's a little too big for us.

Oh, there we go.

Look at that.

Well, that's a lot of them.

Whoa.

Touch it and they move.

Think you can pick one of them

out of there and be your pet?

Which one?

Yeah, very first goldfish.

Any one in particular or...

- ( laughs )

- anything is fine.

Whoa, look at that.

Wow!

That's perfect.

- What should we name her?

- Isaac:
Daddy.

You want to name her daddy?

- Okay. That's a good name.

- No.

Yes, we can build a house

for her at home.

Yeah, we're gonna build you

a house at home,

And your name is now--

what is it?

- Daddy!

- Daddy, your name is daddy.

We love you, daddy.

So we got to remember,

we got to feed daddy every day.

- The fish, not you.

- Yeah, the fish.

- Not you.

- Not me.

We have to talk to her.

Why is she--

we have to talk to her?

So that--so she stays happy.

We've got to keep...

Keep daddy happy.

She's sad right now.

She's sad right now?

Yeah, 'cause she's

in this plastic bag, huh?

- Daddy?

- Yeah?

Are you talking to me?

You're talking to the fish?

You talking to daddy the fish

or daddy your dad?

- Daddy the dad.

- Okay, yes?

What's the fish's name again?

You named it.

- Daddy.

- ( chuckles ) yeah.

That's right.

I'm gonna name her mama now.

I'm gonna name her mommy.

You'll name her mommy.

I will name her mommy!

I named her mommy, daddy.

- You did?

- Yeah.

- Mommy.

- I like the name daddy.

Let's keep it daddy, okay?

What?

Let's keep

the fish's name daddy.

Why?

'cause that was

the original name.

We should stick

with the original name.

No, mama!

Hold the fishbowl.

Hold it.

Okay, that's good.

- There she went!

- Look at her.

Give some give food.

Yeah, are you gonna feed her?

Yeah, I'm gonna feed her.

I like feeding stuff.

For sure.

- I can do it, daddy.

- Okay, just a little.

Just take just a little bit,

a little pinch. Pinch.

That's--

are those chips?

Those are fish chips.

Yeah, she's gonna love that.

See, she's eating it already.

Look, can you see?

Can you see?

- Yeah.

- ( chuckles )

- ( squeaking )

- I think you're

gonna eat me, daddy.

- I'm gonna eat you.

- No!

Don't eat me!

I'm gonna eat you,

you're fish food.

Warren (over the phone):

Hi, mark. It's warren.

I got your messages.

It's a very busy time

right now.

Yeah, no,

it's not gonna go any further

In the paul thomas

anderson project.

I'm sorry about that,

but best of luck.

All right, you take care.

Michael (over the phone):

Hey, mark.

It's Michael Cera.

How's it going, buddy?

Listen...

I just--

I did some really stupid things

And I don't know.

I can't say it on the phone,

but I need you to help me.

I need you to come down here

And pick me up

from the station.

Um, bring a change of clothes

And some hair gel, please,

and a condom.

Um, I'm just kidding.

How's it going, buddy?

I was just calling because

I'm having a game night.

A little gathering kind

of thing at my house tonight

And we're gonna play

boulder dash and we're gonna--

I'm gonna serve also

some exotic cheese

And there are gonna be

some good friends there.

Mike's gonna come,

and allie is gonna be there.

Some other people

you don't know,

But you don't have to talk

to them.

The best of you

didn't probably.

Um, but come on by, man.

It'd be fun to see you.

( doorbell dings )

Hello? Hi, come in.

- Hi.

- Hi. How are you?

- I'm good.

- I'm mark.

- Maria.

- Maria, nice to meet you.

- Do you speak english?

- ( speaks spanish )

- A little.

- Oh, good.

- He's a very good sleeper.

- Okay.

So he should sleep

the whole time.

( indistinct chatter over tv)

( sighs )

Okay.

Thank you so much.

- I will, uh,

I'll be back in two hours. Okay?

- Okay.

( phone rings )

( music playing )

( phone rings )

Hey, buddy.

Hey, come on in.

- Get in here.

- Okay.

- It's freezing out here.

- Oh, jeez.

I've got to move this plant

Every time I open the door,

it's like....

( crowd cheers )

we started--

we've got to turn it, though.

( indistinct chattering )

- Hey, buddy boy!

- How are you?

What's happening?

Oh, my f***ing god,

are you kidding me?

Hi!

- Hi!

- What the f***

are you doing here?

- Jesus christ, man.

- It's nice on a clearer night.

It's a little foggy

that you're pissed about

'cause I thought--

But, yeah, another thing,

there's no railing so...

- Jesus!

- They keep telling me

I got to put railing in,

But I'm like, you know,

don't make me.

- He's very smart.

- Did you got, like,

baby einstein show with him?

No, I made him lots

of flat seats.

- I got a little dressed up.

- Yeah, you're making me feel

like crashing as well.

- Cheers, man.

- Yeah.

- Like I haven't seen you

so long.

- I know, dude.

I think I'm gonna be doing

Paul Thomas Anderson's movie.

Uh, ryan gosling

and james franco.

- Are you f***ing kidding me?

- No, man.

PT Anderson's movie.

- Man:
That is incredible.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, and james franco.

With ryan gosling.

- This guy is here.

- Yeah.

- You're having red?

- You're sticking

around tonight?

- Yeah.

- Right.

- Boy, your teeth got...

- Bruised.

- ( chuckles )

That's great 'cause if you spill

on your shirt, you'll...

( piano playing )

( sighs )

Think it was like...

( piano plays )

Right?

( piano plays )

Michael, I'm gonna get next.

- What?

- I'm gonna get next.

- Both?

- ( chuckles )

Okay, who wants to go

in the balcony?

Who wants to go take a look

at the city?

- I wanted to go to the city.

- Breathe some air.

- They only make it in melanie.

- It looked like a cheese wheel.

- Hmm.

- Ramos.

Just--

oh, so we have to split one.

- No, please.

- No.

- Don't, uh...

- I'm not going over there.

You know, crazy things

can happen here tonight

'cause there's no railing,

if you'll notice.

- Michael, stop it!

- ( chuckles )

- Man:
We have a bar or, uh...

- 'cause crazy things

happen here every night.

- Woman:
Absolutely.

- Everybody,

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