The Enforcer Page #5

The people are still out there.

They'll blow hell out of half this city.

Meanwhile, you're telling everyone

how great we are.

Button your lip. That's an order.

If you want to jerk these people off

you can, but don't do it with me.

Callahan, you just got yourself

a 60-day suspension.

Make it 90.

Here's a seven-point suppository, Captain.

What did you say?

I said stick it in your ass.

- Mr. Mayor, you're on.

- I know, Jimmy, I know.

I'll have to go down there and...

Go down there and jerk them off.

Inspector Callahan.

Damn it, Harry, slow down.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Why aren't you up there

getting your commendation?

You don't give up, do you?

Sometimes.

Not you.

What makes you think so?

A woman's intuition.

Listen. Harry, if you need anything

or if there's anything I can do...

...access to records or files...

...anything, call me up.

I might just do that.

Fine.

Anytime.

Come on, take a walk.

All right.

I was wondering if I'll still have a job

when I get back there.

What difference does it make?

What do you want to be a cop for, anyway?

Why aren't you married

and having kids like everybody else?

Why aren't you?

Nobody in their right mind's asking.

Coitis interruptus.

I beg your pardon?

Coit Tower, it's vaguely phallic,

don't you think?

I never thought of it that way.

I make up names for things.

For instance, you're "Cold, bold Callahan

with his great big. 44."

Every other cop in this city

is satisfied with a. 38 or a 357.

What do you have to carry that cannon for?

So I can hit what I aim at, that's why.

A 357 is a good weapon,

but I've seen. 38s...

...careen off windshields.

No good in a city like this.

I see, so it's for the penetration?

Does everything have

a sexual connotation with you?

Only sometimes.

Want to go have a few beers?

You've got a lot of nerve

the way you talk to the Mayor.

And McKay.

Besides being wrong, they're stupid.

They arrested the wrong guy,

but their egos won't let them admit it.

- You mean Mustapha?

- Yeah.

I had a deal with Mustapha.

He put me on to Bobby Maxwell, the guy

who knifed DiGeorgio, I'm sure of it.

Where can we find Maxwell?

We can't, now with Mustapha busted,

can we?

Maxwell's a prime candidate,

he's a real tough cookie.

He was in Vietnam, likes combat.

He was finally busted out

of the service on a Section 8.

Well, we're good citizens,

why don't we post Mustapha's bail?

Not a bad idea.

Big question is:
Will he work with us now?

Want to have a couple of beers?

Why didn't I think of that?

Only thing they had worth drinking

was apple juice.

- Anything's okay.

- Here.

I'm sorry.

You like fishing?

I have an Auntie Kate, I'm called after her.

When I was a little girl,

she had a ranch up in Oroville.

We used to fish together,

I'd even bait my own hooks.

Is that what they call you, Kate?

That or Inspector Moore.

Well, Inspector Moore, I don't like

to get too friendly with partners.

I know. I mean I understand.

Kate...

...you know whoever draws you

as a partner could do a lot worse.

Mr. Mayor, I think if we want to beat

the crowd, we should leave now.

You think so? You may be right.

I'll see you, Karl.

You don't have to come back to the office.

- Take over, fellas.

- Take it easy.

- You hold onto this.

- Sure thing.

- Nice to see you.

- We are running a little late, sir.

- Please, come on, sir.

- How you doing?

All right, talk to me.

He's on his way.

Beautiful.

- Everything set?

- I'm ready.

Hi there.

Well, hello there, young lady.

What can I do for you?

Raise the bridge.

Raise the bridge?

Are you kidding?

When I tell you to.

I wish we could've stayed.

I think the Giants

are gonna finally win one.

I don't know, Mr. Mayor,

looks like it could end up as a no-hitter.

Besides, you do have

a testimonial this evening.

God, testimonials.

They never end, do they?

Give me the Taser gun.

Karl.

Man, this thing looks like something

from a James Bond movie.

Sure it'll work?

Karl, there's 25,000 volts in this thing.

Even the fat boy's gonna do what we want

once we hook him up to it.

Okay, Tex.

Raise it.

What the hell! Dave, get me out of this.

Don't hit the Mayor, goddamn it!

Who the hell are you? What do you want?

You.

Get away from me, you son of a b*tch!

I'm not going anywhere with you.

The hell you aren't!

We're still trying to get details and

as they come in we'll get them to you.

- Somebody said the Mayor was killed.

- That was the first report.

Then we heard he was kidnapped.

There's something heavy going on

in China Basin, that's for sure.

Okay, listen, I've got to go.

Thanks for calling.

You're rapping with Bubba, go ahead.

The Mayor of this pig city

has been taken prisoner of war...

...by the People's Revolutionary

Strike Force.

Everybody's a comedian tonight.

Look, this is very serious.

Hey, man, look...

...I'm leaving a tape of our demands

in the booth across the street.

Power to the people!

Okay, we're gonna do a little music

and I'll be right back.

Harry?

- What can I do for you?

- We've got to talk.

Go right ahead.

I want all the information

that you have on this case, Callahan.

- Black militants, remember?

- Come on, Harry, so we were wrong.

- I'll handle this one.

- No. We play as a team.

As I remember, the last time we played

as a team I got the cue stuck in my ass.

Harry, we just got a tape,

this time they're asking for $5 million.

Or they send back the Mayor,

one piece at a time.

The negotiations

are at a crucial point right now.

What are you going to do,

pay the bastards?

Well, the Mayor's family is loaded,

they can afford it.

What about the people who were killed?

Or isn't it against the law anymore?

We're not debating the point,

I'm simply saying you're out of it.

What you're saying is:

Whoever's got balls to grab a hostage,

will do it. And can walk away from it.

I'm saying, you're out of it.

If I hear otherwise,

you're finished as a cop in San Francisco.

I want every bit of information you have

on this case, every lead. Is that clear?

- May I make a statement, McKay?

- Go ahead!

Your mouthwash ain't making it!

You got any more surprises for me today?

What do you mean?

I mean, are you and McKay

going to throw...

...another one

of those paddy-wagon parties for me?

That frigging McKay,

he's something, isn't he?

Now, I want a line

on this Revolutionary Strike Force.

You got to be kidding.

No, I'm not kidding.

If you don't give it to me,

I'll let it out that you're an ear.

Don't say that, not even joking.

Who's joking?

You really are a dirty bastard,

ain't you, Harry?

The dirtiest.

Word has it that Bobby Maxwell and this...

...chick, Wanda...

...they're running around

with these dudes who call themselves...

...the People's Revolutionary Strike Force.

"Call themselves."

They don't believe in that sh*t.

They're just interested in the bread,

that's where their head's at.

Where do I find this Wanda?

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