The Expendables 3 Page #5

- Yes, sir.

I think I know why your team let you go.

You do?

Really?

Yes.

Last chance.

You sure you want to do this?

I like travelling.

Good.

Uh, who are those guys?

My old team.

What the hell are you doing here?

You were stupid enough to

get yourself into this mess.

We're the only ones crazy

enough to get you out of it.

Come on.

We're late for a war.

Galgo you might want to get out

of that seat, Christmas is coming.

But it's June.

Galgo, get the hell out.

Yes sir.

My hat.

I'm curious.

What?

Since when did suicide become your hobby?

I got a will.

You know I'm probably the

only friend you've got.

I got a lot of friends.

You walk into a room,

people jump on the tables.

I missed you, Christmas.

I miss you too you demented bastard.

You could've left it demented.

Solid structure.

That is taking us from one place to another.

Through unbelievable speeds.

Think about it.

If God... if God... if he would've liked us you know flying

He would've give us feathers.

Do you have feathers?

Do you have feathers?

- I don't have feathers

- It's gonna be a long ass flight fellas

It's going to be.

It's going to be a long flight but don't worry...

I'm here, because I can't sleep on planes...

Yeah.

Thought you should know Barney,

you're walking into a shitstorm.

NSA ran a signals and frequencies

check on your team's phones.

This bastard's not even trying to hide them.

Where has he taken them?

They're in Azmanastan.

Another honeymoon hotspot.

Who is that?

Lee Christmas.

Not far off, Christmas.

Stonebanks's compound is where he trains his goons.

It's very heavily fortified.

What's up with the local army?

I don't understand a word this guy is saying.

Local army status.

Small, corrupt.

Stonebanks got all the brass in his pocket.

Been running his operations through

this shithole of a country for years.

Want some advice?

- What's the advice?

- What goddamn language is that?

They don't teach you

that on the stage either.

Look who's talking.

What's the advice Drummer?

Forget about what you're thinking.

Remember our deal.

We need him alive.

So he can sit in a courtroom

and beat this on a technicality?

Those are orders Barney.

- You broke the phone.

- I got another one.

Think we'll make it back from this one?

You didn't have to come along, Christmas.

Sure I did.

Morons need friends.

Gentlemen.

Change of plans.

This is it?

This is your evac team?

Short notice.

Yeah.

Very short.

Where is your team?

Major Drummer?

No team, this one's off the books.

I'm not even here.

Nobody's here.

I thought Church was a**hole.

Hysterical is strength. Weird.

Weird concept.

I mean, if you're hysterically strong...

You don't even have to go to the gym...

You are just strong. You just got it.

Hysterical was a concept that

actually was applied to women..

in the 19th century.

You know what I mean

Well, this is an interesting place...

He gave me a migraine.

I hear that.

Don't you think?

Look on the bright side.

You run out of bullets,

you can talk him to death.

Roger that.

Tall one doesn't like me.

He doesn't like anybody.

- What you say?

- He likes you.

What the hell is that?

What?

That computer strapped to your wrist.

Nothing.

The same thing you were

busting that kid's balls about.

Nah, I had it for a while now.

Why'd your team let you go?

Why is it matter now?

I want to know who I'm working with.

They are not around anymore.

So...

This um,

So why'd they let you go?

They didn't.

Benghazi.

I was not in the army anymore. We were...

retreaving a hostage something like uh...

like what we are doing here.

It was a beautiful day.

No problems.

And then it all went bad.

We got hit, cut off...

Waited for support, no one came.

Everybody died.

Except me.

Galgo...

Torres and Tiger were right.

You were listening.

Yeah, I was listening.

Thank you.

So what do you think?

I think we should get this over with.

Four signals.

Eight stories up.

This is way too wrong.

Sally don't like it.

You know he's got eyes on us now.

- May I suggest something?

- No. No, later.

That's what I thought.

That's fine.

Go.

Break it.

What the hell!

Hello, Barney.

I knew you couldn't stay away.

But I'm relieved that someone

could pick up the kids.

You got them in there,

now try gettting them out.

But unfortuantely for you...

The entire complex has been wired with C-4.

It'd take a regular Joe about 90 seconds to get out of there.

You got, how about 45?

He's turned this whole place into a bomb.

Maybe not.

Hey!

9% battery power? You didn't charge it?

Excuse me but what are you doing?

Try to run some code, should be able to jam the signal.

Why didn't you think of that?

Well I use it to check the weather.

Will you just shut up and let him do his thing?

You sure you're gonna do this Thorn?

I can do it, I can do it.

Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Come on, come on.

Come on, Thorn.

Come on.

You're good, come on Thorn.

Focus, focus.

Got it.

Good job, my boy.

We lost override. The signal is jammed.

Send them in.

Barney the battery's at 8%.

When this thing dies, we lose override.

That gives us about 25 minutes tops

Don't pop the bottles yet, we still got trouble.

- What?

- Big trouble

Lucky again bro.

Try to enjoy the view because shortly the

building that you're currently standing in

will be surrounded by the Azmanastan army.

- How did you shitheads manage to get captured anyway?

- Shut the f*** up!

Step back

This is not an accident.

And we're trapped in here.

This is exactly what he knew would happen.

Us, tearing at each other.

This stops now.

We can do this.

But only if we do this together.

If we work as a team.

We just may get out of this alive.

Now do you, want to make it work.

That simple.

You got any weapons?

Here's the plan. We're gonna break up into small groups.

And go out through the ground floor.

Get ready.

Come on.

- Thorn, you stay with me.

- You take Galgo.

Yeah I don't want to.

What, what? Shhh...

Don't stop!

One there, one there.

There's too many!

They're on our flank. Bring it to 'em.

That's enough, light them up.

Incoming.

Up the shaft Thorn.

You gotta protect that signal jammer.

I thought you could fight.

Jesus God, you're OK?

Do not worry. I love this.

Good keep moving.

Relax.

I told you you'd give yourself a stroke.

You got a tank problem pal.

Do something about it.

I'm on it.

Trench, on your right.

That's gotta hurt.

Drummer's in the house.

Let's go.

Time to pick up the tempo boys.

Look out for the chopper.

Not good.

Hold on.

This is not happening.

You want to do something?

Put me down! Put me down!

Oh sh*t!

Hi there.

Closer.

Closer.

Yang, hit something.

Next.

Your name is Luna right?

Luna means moon.

Hypnotic, mysterious, magical, like yourself.

Would you like to hold my gun?

Goodbye, sweet.

There he is!

Come on, drive this thing.

This one's for Caesar, a**holes.

Yeah!

Damn that's cool.

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