The Eyes Page #3

Yeah.

Had a huge place

up in the Dakota's.

My wife left me some time ago.

I came back to see her.

Now that I've been saved.

How did that work out?

It didn't.

Do you have any enemies

you know of

that would put you here?

Well,

I had a few bar fights

over in Costa.

Still, I see

no connection between

me and you all.

Where were you

when you were abducted?

Motel 6, I was at a Motel 6.

What, did your wife

cancel the skinemax Harry?

What about you?

I was at my house,

getting out of my car.

A friend I thought

tapped on my window.

I got out, I woke up here.

Some friend.

Anyone after you Jaclyn?

No.

No?

You sure?

'Cause you don't sound

all that convinced.

I've had a few squabbles

but no one

I know of

could have pulled this off.

And then there's this

mysterious connection

between all of us.

Yeah.

Quite an assignment he gave us.

I mean, where do you start?

Yeah and how the f***

does it end up?

Yeah, but we should

just do what him said.

I think we're

on the right track.

How did we get here?

What possible enemies

do we have?

Yo Arnold, what about you?

Where were you last?

At home.

Like I said I took a sleeping

pill, slept like a baby.

I was shocked to wake up here.

This is incredible.

These people,

they excel at what they do.

Professionals.

No doubt,

but are they criminals

or are they the government?

Yeah.

All do respect, Robby,

I think that's highly unlikely.

Yes Chuck, highly unlikely.

Can we stay serious

for a minute?

F*** you Harry.

So Arnold,

who are your enemies?

None of your students I hope.

I hope not.

I'm with Jaclyn on this.

I can't think of a single person

who'd want me to be here.

I did flunk

a few students but then

I helped them make it up,

they graduated.

We're being recorded.

Yeah no sh*t.

They probably know every little

f***ing thing about us anyway.

Okay, who here is married?

There it is!

Something we have in common.

No, no, no, no,

I thought Harry was married.

Who haven't

we talked about yet?

Me, the cute one.

Is that true Victoria.

Please.

I'd take you home.

B*tch.

Okay, let's keep it in

the realm of reality here.

Robby tell us about yourself.

Alright.

Well I'm a commercial fisherman.

Not married or nothing

like that but,

got my boat after a

disservice from the country.

Trying to forget things

no one should see.

But I'm much happy now so I just

try to focus on the good.

Run any drugs man?

Boy you need help man.

Well maybe I should've

been a dope head like you.

Well that

would've been better

than a pile of whiskey

bottles out behind your shack.

What's going on here?

Yeah, did I hit a nerve?

Gentlemen.

Who are you people?!

Why did you bring me here?!

You're f***ing

crazy dude.

So not only

is Harry a degenerate

but he's also a paranoid drunk.

I've been saved!

By who, the devil?

I'm gonna kill you.

-Stop it!

-Get outta my way!

Stop it!

Harry, Harry, Harry.

His heart stopped.

No, no, no, come on Harry,

come on.

Come on!

Just

what he always wanted.

No more jokes okay!

Get down here

and pump on his chest!

Come on!

Harry, Harry.

Go away man!

Victoria, Victoria, they

don't recommend that anymore,

it's just the quick

thrusts like Robby's doing.

Well,

it couldn't hurt.

What happened?

Robby and Victoria

just saved your life dude.

Yo she f***ing kissed you!

Okay, that's close.

It's better.

Harry we need you

to keep your cool.

I gotta get up.

No, no, no, no, no,

just a minute there, cowboy.

My god.

You knocked me out.

No dude, you

had a f***ing heart attack!

Dude she gave you

mouth to mouth!

Now, now you've

really been saved?

Excuse me!

We need medical assistance

here please!

Hello?!

Hello!

Aspirin, really?

This better be sufficient.

Aspirin.

Can you sit up?

Can you sit up?

Come on big guy.

Come on.

Here.

I always wanted

to be a doctor.

When I would tell that

to my co-stars

someone would always joke

that I already

had a good bedside manner.

I always laugh at my own jokes.

I'm sorry

I called you a whore.

Jesus Harry.

You think you're the

first that's said that?

Hey, how are you feeling

I'm okay.

Come on help me up now.

Alright wait,

wait, before that

I need to apologize to you for

calling you a drunk.

Alright?

I was wrong.

I am a drunk.

I just don't like hearing

it from someone else.

Help me up.

Alright come.

Anybody need a cup?

Give me a large.

Okay, so, do we think

we know enough about

each other yet?

Well we know

what each of us does.

Right, and we've

concluded that

none of us has any past

knowledge of the others.

Nothing that would

have any bearing on

why we're here that is.

Also none of us

are currently married.

What about Jeffrey?

Well we know

he loves the F bomb.

F*** you dude.

Okay honestly f*** you.

Jeffrey, what do you

do for a living?

What, do you think I'm a f***ing

dope dealer or some sh*t?

I didn't mean anything

by it, Jeffrey.

Do you have a job boy?

Sorry Jeffrey.

Yeah, then get the chip

off your blood clot

and help us

figure this thing out.

Now where do you work?

I work at

a f***ing slaughter house.

Really?

Someone has to f***ing do it

so you can have your

hamburgers and steaks.

For what,

your little country club?

Harry grows them

and I kill them.

Funny.

Sounds like you

don't like your job.

Yeah I don't,

it's a f***ing job.

You guys wouldn't

believe me but I've

actually been employee of

the month like six times.

Ever since I started

hooking up with Gloria.

Is that your girlfriend?

I work with her.

Yeah she's f***ing dope.

I do two things in my life.

All night I look at dead things

and then all day

I'm with the most

f***ing alive creature

that I've ever been with.

I hope you're

not offended but like,

when we have sex

it's like f***ing rowdy.

It's like

the most amazing thing.

F***ing.

Marry her.

It's a good f***ing idea.

Do you love her?

I mean I guess.

How do you know?

What I imagine is that you

simply have to be with

them and enjoy everything.

Going grocery shopping,

taking a trip to the beach,

holding your kids.

And most importantly,

you aren't thinking

about anyone else.

Sh*t.

I'm in love.

Amen.

I'm gonna f***ing marry her.

That's it!

Yeah!

Good for you!

Do you still know

how to make movies?

No.

Not since I was raped and cut.

F***, I'm sorry.

No I was just asking

because I was

gonna say you can be a counselor

or something if you wanted.

Could be.

I have seen it all.

I guess I'm ready to talk.

Really talk.

Harry got me

thinking about this.

Please.

I used to love men

looking at me.

Lusting at my breast.

Lusting after me.

I starred in over 100 films.

Then I was raped.

I would have done it

with the guy.

But he beat me,

tied me up,

and cut me.

But I was mental

for a long time.

And I hated men.

I turned to women.

I ended up with this dyke

and she beat me.

Can you believe it?

Look, you don't have

to tell us all that.

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