The Faculty Page #7

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You see, Casey, even Marybeth's

feelings can be hurt...

by a bunch of pathetic,

lost, little outcasts...

who truly believe that their

disaffected lonely life...

is the only way

they can survive.

I can make you a part of something

so special, Casey, so perfect,

so fearless.

Don't you want that, Casey?

I'd rather be afraid.

Fine. All right.

Have it your way.

'Cause this is where your land

of fiction gets it right.

We win.

End of story.

Guaranteed to jack you up.

You wouldn't have

liked it here anyway.

Stokes. Stokes.

Are you... you?

I think so.

I hope so.

F***!

- Sh*t!

- Is it over?

Yeah.

All right, you little f***-pukes,

quit screwing around!

As you can see, life has returned

to normal at Herrington High...

after the mysterious disappearance of

several faculty members one month ago.

Both the local authorities and

the F.B.I. have largely discounted...

several students' claim

that an extraterrestrial was involved.

A spokesperson for the F.B.I.

has indicated...

that no substantiating evidence

has been found.

That goes for you too, Zeke!

Just 'cause you're the new guy doesn't

mean we're gonna cut you any slack!

Put that butt out

and get in there!

Now bring that camera over here.

When do you think they're

gonna find a new story?

Haven't they milked our little

high school invasion to death?

Although there has been

no evidence of foul play,

the criminal investigation

is ongoing.

No regrets?

None whatsoever.

So, how does it feel

to be a hero?

It's all right, I guess.

I don't know, it's...

- different.

- That's him over there. Hey, Casey.

Your fan club's here again.

Network or local?

Both.

You know, you can be

pretty cool sometimes.

Things sure have changed,

haven't they?

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